Arthur 'Two Sheds" Jackson and me

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I've done it . . . I have finally done it!

I have now reached the zenith of my existence . . . . the peak of my perspicacity . . . I am fulfilled.

I can now be considered an equal to the most infamous gardener of them all - Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson - for I now have two garden sheds.

Yes . . . Yes . . I can hear the gasps of astonishment even now as you read this - but be assured this is all true - just look below.

For those few of you who are not aware of 'Two Sheds' - enlighten yourself and GO HERE

(Yes I know it is messy - hey I've been working eh!)

And while I am at it, here is a pic of my South African Pumpkins grown from seed lovingly provided by the lady Eater Admin who dances naked in her primeval forest on the edge of the universe. (I have pictures!)

The only thing left now to complete my life is for some kind Mod to change my avatar tag to "Two Sheds". I could then pass on to the Far Islets of Langerhans happy and content with my life.

Baiting Guru Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 2163

That is the most beautifull shed i've ever seen

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Klaasvaak wrote:

That is the most beautifull shed i've ever seen

I love you KV

Baiting Guru Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 2163

How do you keep the colours on the shed so clean? Birds are always shitting on my shed. Whats you secret?

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Good karma and a pellet gun Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 2163

we need more pics of said shed. i want to know all the details

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:10 pm

And do you do your baiting from the second shed, or the first?

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KV - You are such an 'oink' - I will only post more if I get requests from the thousands who will read this thread.

But, as you know, I do feel sorry for you 'cause you have to wear wooden shoes and eat tulips. So here is a my score card from the old (needs a paint job) shed that show the animals I have trapped and relocated. Laughing

@bohigal - I am in the process of relocating the phone and computer to the new shed - the old one is full of nasty spiders, dead birds and a rabbit with grrrreat big sharrrrrp teeth. Wink

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:44 pm

Did you write this post while in the shed?

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:53 pm

Cracking shed action, GH. Very Happy

As near as I can guess, you have trapped and relocated 4 chickens, a dinosaur and 2 meerkats. Does David Attenborough know about the bio-diversity in your garden? Does he have a camera set up inside one of your sheds? Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:59 pm

Have you written any posts while in this shed of yours?

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Fryer wrote:

Did you write this post while in the shed?

Actually it was written in the old one - thanks of asking.

But as you can see below the computer has been way too close to the seed/fertilizer storage area. That's why I needed a new risky free shed.

@Eight - good guess Thumbs up

but the chickens were actually Norwegian Blues (beautiful plummage)

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:09 pm

Two sheds, a lot of junk, and a homeless wheelbarrow. But where are all the empty bottles? Confused

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:13 pm

callum wrote:

Two sheds ......... where are all the empty bottles?

Hello? Is it so hard to work out? Laughing

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Go easy on him Eight - he's a tad bit thick - it's all the fermented kiwi juice he injects. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:20 pm

Ah, brings back fond memories of my 5th form science project - kiwifruit wine. Well that was the plan, but the result was more like 75% ethanol by volume. Our teacher was brave enough to try a sip against all recommendations. I still don't know if he ever got his sense of taste back Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:47 pm

I have to ask ... is kiwijuice wine bright green and does it stay that way? Confused

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:56 pm

It started out that way, but the distillation (yeah, we got a little sidetracked from the wine concept when my grandfather mentioned he had a still...) kinda removed the color.

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:03 pm

Oh, now I see what it is. GH has had a distillery installed in one of his sheds and needed the new one for the gardening stuff. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:20 pm

Have you planned any of your recent baits...in the shed?

With respect, I think we should talk about your symphony Laughing

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Eight wrote:

Oh, now I see what it is. GH has had a distillery installed in one of his sheds and needed the new one for the gardening stuff. Laughing

Actually the distillery is in the old shed (adds to the taste) and I transfer the distillate to the new one (via an underground pipe) where it is bottled in the sub-basement climate controlled cellar by young scantily clad wenches who are compelled to do my bidding. Twisted Evil

Some of these wenches can be seen here in the cellars of Castle Anthrax . . .BUT . . . you must be of good character to CLICK HERE

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:42 pm

That certainly is the most beautiful shed I've seen too. More pics of the shed would be really nice and as KV said, we want all the details. Well done on the critter count....I eventually got rid of the bunnies.

The pumkin patch looks wonderful!

Gold Hat wrote:

And while I am at it, here is a pic of my South African Pumpkins grown from seed lovingly provided by the lady Eater Admin who dances naked in her primeval forest on the edge of the universe. (I have pictures!).

You promised not to share those pics. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:57 am

Thanks for sharing two sheds! Laughing

I'm going to buy a shed like that because Lovey won't let me put anymore flower pots in his garage. Rolling Eyes

lotta, I'd beat him for that. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:50 am

I'll see your 2 sheds & raise you a garage! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:08 am

<br>Nice erection!

Building a shed is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you go at it hammer and tongs to knock them up as quickly as possible, when you've finished you then stand back and admire your erection skills, and wonder what the hell that left over bit is in your hand. Very Happy

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