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Vir
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh dear! It seems Anita, my friend from Clifton New Jersey is in trouble! She has had to travel to Nigeria because of an assignment from her school, the prestigious Clifton School of Engineering. Unfortunately, she doesn't like Africa and wants to come back, but all of her money is in the form of checks, which she cannot cash in Nigeria. You can probably see where this is going.

Anyway, she sent my alter-ego Harry B0ner the details of where to send the Western Union money transfer, along with a love poem:

Quote:
I'm sending a gift of bedtime feelings,
for a goodnight sleep!!!!!!!!!!!

I cover your body with kisses,
lightly tickling you with a large feather,
into submission,
massaging your skin, with erotic lotions.
Touching you deeply, paying close attention
to your errogeneous zones,
along your inner thighs,
around your nipples,
your beautiful ass,
your sweet tasting pussy,
Blowing my warm breath,
licking back the folds of your labias,
gently squeezing your clitoris
between my fingertips,
slowly, then a slight more pressure,
back and forth,
you begin to squirm,
you are breathing harder....

you moan in absolute ecstasy.

We love with hot hot passion
into the early morning.
orbiting the moon and back again.
our bedroom sparkles with laughter and delight!

sweet dreams,
love you,


Yikes! I wonder if "she" realizes that Harry has neither a pussy, nor a clitoris, nor "labias"? I wanted to tell her that I am sorry, but that if she was a lesbian, things between us would probably not work out. Of course, this would educate "her", so I instead told her than any man would find that sexy. Smile


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Outstanding!

It's ashame you can't fit an entire poem into your siggy line.... Quality read!

I'm not sure it would make great poetry though... maybe more like a song for Kelis?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Would it be wrong for me to recite this to my wife? Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

oh I will definitely cut and copy and send it to my vlads! Great for a first time response to their scripts!

Thanks!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
orbiting the moon and back again.
our bedroom sparkles with laughter and delight!


Damn, seems like it would be a night to remember.

I'd slap the be'jesus out of him. That's not a poem, it doesn't rhyme.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You should accuse him of plagiarism even if its not or that sex isn't satisfying for you. Or a weird fetish.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have to say, this one really made my day. Very Happy

She later sent me another letter which made no sense either, but this one was taken off the internet. I called her on it, and linked her to the page. I figured she would be less likely to pull love letters off the internet and this would force her to write more of her own poetry. Wink

Now I'm trying to make her prove that she is being honest with me. I wonder if I'll get a picture of her with a sign saying "I love Harry Boner"?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Put an 'a' between love and Harry and have her send you a picture that says that. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

h.buttox wrote:
oh I will definitely cut and copy and send it to my vlads! Great for a first time response to their scripts!

Thanks!


Already done so to one of mine hope this gets him away from the script..

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Patri0t wrote:
Would it be wrong for me to recite this to my wife? Laughing


YES..!!


Try it out on your neighbour's wife first.... Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

sheboppe wrote:
Put an 'a' between Harry and Boner and have her send you a picture that says that. Twisted Evil


I am sure one of the regular romancers would love that Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

sheboppe wrote:
Put an 'a' between Harry and Boner and have her send you a picture that says that. Twisted Evil

Hmm, I'm not sure I get that. "I love Harry a Boner"?

So far this has been the closest thing to a trophy I have, and my friends have all gotten to see it. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of our regular romance baiters has a user name "Harrya", I would think that is what she was refering to.

Harrya Boner, probably best I dont think about that any more, but none the less, I am sure he would love for you to get a trophy with that written on it.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Put an 'a' between love and Harry and have her send you a picture that says that. Twisted Evil

@Murry & Vir - my mistake - corrected in original post. It should be "I love a Harry Boner." Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hahahahaha!! OMG! (tears streaming down face!) Laughing
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