Today's crop of crap

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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:10 am

My catcher account is working beyond all expectations. I am receiving piles of crap all the time (about 50 today) - only a few catch my eye as worth playing with. But this one took the biscuit.

A blank message from with an attachment. The attachment was entitled and did actually use the same name as the sender. The contents of the file itself were boring, ("four weeks to live, defiled every form of treatment, etc.) containing only the twist "before his death [my husband] was a very devoted Muslim and Iwas a devoted Christian by birth " to catch both Christian and Muslim almsgivers.

But the laziness and stupidity of this lad passeth all understanding. I may give him a go if the that I've ordered don't arrive on time.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

wow

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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:40 am

lazy AND stupid.

Rolling Eyes

go get 'em.

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

take him to the cleaners.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:32 pm

@TtT....
My catcher got hammered as well last night and this morning.
I'm pretty sure the Lads have raided and harvested the "millionaire" site.
The good news is that there is nothing buy baiter mails to be had so there will be some unintentional mass baiting going on.

I received the same txt file from Clare the cancer vic.
We are already at the "slap" the attorney stage.

Quote:

Dear Barrister,

I am rather old.
My glaucoma condition does not enable me to read messages written
in all capital letters.

Resend your message in a suitable and more polite format
please.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:45 am

^^^
It's my hemorrhoids that play me up on these occasions. I just can't handle any more PITA, so they have to write politely to me.

Not baiting Clare, but I did come across a brother and sister who want to live in Japan.

Lad and ladette wrote:

Our Father was a known politician and was assassinated alongside with my mother Carol on a good Sunday morning on their way to the church.

Of course, they have to fill in long and complicated forms to check their eligibility before we proceed any further.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:52 am

^^^ Yup got the B&S Japan act as well.

My favourite has been D0ugl4s W1nt3r.
With over 60 fresh Lads in the catcher, his NOK intro was pretty boring.
I responded with.

Quote:

If I am not mistaken, pretending to be someone else in order to gain millions of dollars is a clear case of BANK FRAUD!

I hoped that would scare him away.

He responded with...

Quote:

I sincerely wish to let you understand that though this is bank fraud, we can still see genuine reasons why it could not be classified as such.

I just love Barrister Lads!!!