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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:04 pm |
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How bloody retarded can you get.
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i want you to call me now with this number i do not no my way any more and i am having no money on me again to eat or transport myself anymore so please call me now very important. |
IP {213.185.118.198} is Nigeria.
Although one of the numbers he gave was a Chad number.
Can anyone make a phone call for me? |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:01 pm |
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That is not the IP for Abeche. However, I know for certain that there are IPs in Chad that resolve back to Nigeria, UK and Germany. I have only seen one IP actually resolve to Chad- and that's not the Abeche IP. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:21 am |
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Thanks Jojo, was panicking for a bit there. But then I got this email:
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Dear Micheal ,
Well we just got this email now and
we are dieing here at Abeche because we do not have any money any more
on us please send us the Rev Dover`s number so we can call him and we
talk and know how to see him and also please this is our
number-+234xxxxxx or +235xxxxx please call us we are dieing
her.
Floyd |
IP: 41.219.129.42 He's there for sure. |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:32 am |
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please call us we are dieing her. |
Very nice reaper. |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:33 am |
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we are dieing here at Abeche |
Why does this sound somewhat familiar?
Nice work. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:16 am |
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Meh, they'll want to die once they hook up with that whiner Dover. This is great work, Reaper. Congratulations! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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The Last Enemy
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Jul 2008
Posts: 18
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:24 am |
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please call us we are dieing her |
Haha, that is fantastic. Of course, I'm sure Rev. Dover will be promptly arriving to rescue them. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:48 am |
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If that Lad thinks they're in Hell now... he has no idea! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:52 am |
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And if Rev. Dover isn't showing up he might as well contact Hamdan (the Chadian t.wa.t. missionary currently also in Abeche... actually I think it's the guy in the white robe on the picture of the hospital... )
Or maybe they should try to find driver Hamza, (aka The Hand) who runs a (very basic) No Bed & No Breakfast at walking distance from the one and only internet-cafe of Abeche...
Anyway, great work! Hope they will stay a bit longer |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:00 am |
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He doesn't seem to understand the depths of devotion and fortitude required of a T.WA.T worker. Well, now he has plenty of time to learn. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 76
Location: In My Own Face
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:05 am |
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i have not had my bath since sunday,i have been eating junk. |
Welcome to my world. |
_________________ I understand your concern,if this process is legal or not.Right all i have to tell you is that this process is illegal - Paul Lockett
Please take note my name is DAKORU BAKARE and not Bukake
i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much. |
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TemporalDistortion
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Jan 2008
Posts: 31
Location: Third rock from the Sun
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:20 am |
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this is our
number-+234xxxxxx or +235xxxxx please call us we are dieing her. |
Cheeky T.W.A.T. sounds like he has two phones, make him sell one and stop wasting time hairdressing |
_________________ <I>"I will like to know how the meltdown went in your next email to me"</I> - D0r1s - <B>FFS love, I'm dead !</I></B> |
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:01 am |
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Correct me if i'm wrong, but I thought these guy's are no t.w.a.t. mebers... they might consider joining though... the benefits and rewards will be beyond their wildest dreams |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:05 am |
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we are dieting here at Abeche |
Lads counting the calories, whatever next....!!!
Don't suppose that they will want any of JoJo cake then, as they are on a diet....... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:26 am |
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Indeed, these lads are not T.W.A.T's...yet. This lad (and assistant) travelled to get his money for the Special K art trophy he shipped to a dropbox a few weeks ago.
I love Rev. Dover's character so much I decided to incorporate him into this bait. |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:42 pm |
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He is in Abeche? Really? If so, excellent. Quite resourceful of him to make it all that way. Too bad that he cannot use this resourcefulness for making an honest living. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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dh_mac
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 289
Location: Vancouver.. or AM I?!?
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:57 pm |
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@Reaper... phone call successfully made! Rev Dover spoke with them and they didn't sound too comfortable..
PM send to you my friend.. |
_________________ "what do you want from me.. i can kill you if you don't stop writing me.. i can perform african wonders that will drop you death." Dr-Y-Qasi3y
"..SCAN ME THE BANK RECEIPT AGAIN AND MAKE SURE YOU SCAN IT PROPERLY SO THAT IT CAN BE SEEINGABLE." Mr_Berkley
"...WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO UNH, TO KILL MY SELF BECAUSE OF A PARCKAGE.." Androse V1ncent-another satisfied customer of ParcelDirect
"..I AM TOTALY DISAPONTED THE WAY YOU ARE TAKING THIS TRANSACTION ...IF I HAVE KNEW YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS TRANSACTRION THIS WAY ..I WIL NOT CONTACT YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME"-DR_Usman
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:58 pm |
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Reaper wrote: |
Indeed, these lads are not T.W.A.T's...yet. |
Oops! A senior moment here. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:38 pm |
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This is good stuff, Reaper
I'm in awe of you guys that have the patience/nous to get these guys to travel |
_________________ 200+ sites killed, from these countries => �
Like my flags? Want some of your own? Let justjay teach you how to kill sites here (clicky).
Hobbes may have retired, but get his brilliant WriteJunk here (clicky) and never touch a .dll again
Proud to be a mouth-breather who posted a load of shit, disappeared into the night but mysteriously reappeared after a long absence |
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mcstability
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 May 2008
Posts: 49
Location: Watching, waiting...
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:25 pm |
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Try and get him to say "Streded", go on!
I was thinking, during the last Abeche bait, how fun it would be to get them there and then just cease contact altogether... Oh well, what with a veritable flood of lads off to Chad these days all angles can be experimented with to see which produces the best (ie most hilarious) results |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:46 pm |
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Thanks a lot for making that call, Mac. I'm sure it should keep them there for a while. Well, I don't think they can go anywhere else if they don't even have enough money to check emails. Maybe they should do a stinky and start begging.
Edit: I'm going to see if Mac recorded the call, I'm sure everyone wants to hear it. By the PM Mac sent me, it sounds pretty hilarious. |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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dh_mac
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 289
Location: Vancouver.. or AM I?!?
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:58 pm |
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_reaper- I'll beat you to the reply:
Sorry gang- was not able to record it. I'm not the most ummmm.. 'technologically' Skype-recording-familiar.
[edit to add:] I don't know if the call was more hilarious, it is just that your Lad sounded more anxious about your character and desperate to figure out what was going on! |
_________________ "what do you want from me.. i can kill you if you don't stop writing me.. i can perform african wonders that will drop you death." Dr-Y-Qasi3y
"..SCAN ME THE BANK RECEIPT AGAIN AND MAKE SURE YOU SCAN IT PROPERLY SO THAT IT CAN BE SEEINGABLE." Mr_Berkley
"...WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO UNH, TO KILL MY SELF BECAUSE OF A PARCKAGE.." Androse V1ncent-another satisfied customer of ParcelDirect
"..I AM TOTALY DISAPONTED THE WAY YOU ARE TAKING THIS TRANSACTION ...IF I HAVE KNEW YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS TRANSACTRION THIS WAY ..I WIL NOT CONTACT YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME"-DR_Usman
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:13 pm |
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Reaper wrote: |
we are dieing here at Abeche
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Unpleasant thought, but does the church of TWAT have its first martyr? |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:51 am |
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These lads are not T.W.A.T's. However, I really hope they get sick, Floyd hates the dust. Not even Stinky kicked his mortal coil in Abeche. We can always hope Floyd has better luck. |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:27 am |
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Maybe you can get them to describe the circumstances they are in in detail? In his case a sort of 'Artist's Impression' so to speak |
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