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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:20 pm

This is my Special_K logo lad. Basically did the same as the other lad, Rincewind lost his papers blah blah. You have to come to get your payment because I leave for Abeche in a few days.

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Dear Rincewind,

I am ready to travel down to N'Djamena,but how do i make contact
with you when i get there.

We are ready to roll. Smile

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:20 pm

Idiot replied:

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Dear Rincewind,

I called my travel agency to confirm how long it will take to renew
my passport i was told it will take another one week.

I will be very greatful if you can make the payment through the
western union there in N'Djamena,i will send you senders name.In
addition you can furnish me with the other details regarding the next
line of work.

Please call me with this number:

I hope to get response urgently.

Regards,

Floyd

I cannot believe the f*cking nerve of him, as if I was not already pissed about a few things. I wrote a scathing email saying we have been very disappointed and that there is no chance in hell that the money will be sent by WU, the fees alone are ridiculous. That if he doesn't make it within a few days to N'Djamena he can go straight ahead to Abeche where a trusted associate will hold his money as I have to get back to America urgently. Here's his reply:

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Am very sorry for the situations i hope you have not lost hope in me. I will start arrangement now. i pray i will be able to make it down to N'Djamena within the next three or four days i think i better make use of bus i believe it will be faster compelled to flight. I hopefully will begin my journey by tomorrow or next.

Yeah, you better f*cking pray. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:31 pm

GOOD GOD! What are the busses like there?

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better make use of bus i believe it will be faster compelled to flight

I think we should be told!

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:17 pm

Fairly quick, he's in N'Djamena.

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Dear Rincewind;

Am already in njqmena at the western union location you described,i
will be glad to see u on time am very messy;

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:32 pm

What's the IP you're getting for him? Also, if he really is there, can you instruct him to go to the motor park nearby and find out the owner's name for us? I only have his phone number.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:32 pm

Awesome. He should have some company soon. Did he really get there that quickly? What's the IP? I can compare it with the others.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:54 pm

I'm not sure, it sounds like it though. He's using gmail and I've just sent another email with a "map" that readnotify will track.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:55 pm

Quick update, this guy is extremely eager:

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Am on my way to abeche now,i case i cud not meet you kindly drop the names and phone numbers of the ALE agent.

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Am trying to get transport to abeche but they said not until
tomorrow,am still trying

Readnotify said he hasn't read the "map" email so I don't have an IP.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:01 pm

^^ He has to click the "View all images" deal inside of Gmail to generate the notification.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:04 pm

Tell him the gmail address is sending the emails to spam, have him switch.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:06 pm

Already told him to switch to his yahoo account, also sent an email to his yahoo account.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:55 am

*UPDATE*

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Dear Rincewind;

Am having a very serious problem here am uable to make it to abeche
am short of funds the transport to abeche will cost 15 thousand
cefas,Am presently left with 2 thousands cefas.

Am stranded right now and the worst part is that i came with my
partner we do not know were to sleep now.i plead with you to find
somebody here to direct us to in other to get money for this expenses,

Please get back as i need to remain in this cefe,in addition i will
like you to provide a telephone number so i can speak wit you,

thanks

Floyd,

His IP is: 193.251.147.244 --> Chad. Smile

Here's a little chat snippet:

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Illan: ar u dere
please its very urgent
the authorities are on my neck

Here's his email to my main guy in the US, Michael:

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Dear Michael,

Please kindly inform mr,rincewinds that am in ndjamena streded
strandedm he should get back to my mail i sent him urgently.i was
almost arrested by the chad authorities,

Please.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:07 am

What? Streded? He needs THE HAND to come pick him up? Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:49 am

Hahaha! What a bunch of idiots!

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:54 am

we need to know what music he needs. he can have eight records, but he needs to tell us which one is his absolute favourite. He's also allowed one luxury and a chat with Kirsty Young.

Cost: 2000 Cefas

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:14 am

Thursday, July 3, 2008

2,000 CFA Franc BCEAO = 4.91387 US Dollar

Laughing

I've emailed Floyd, telling him to go to the same Motor Park that Stinky and the Leg went to.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:51 am

Maybe they will find the same smelly dirt patch. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:34 am

'Tis the season to safari.....
How far are these lad's from Stinky and the new boys going to 'rescue' him?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:17 am

This is too good clapping

muhahaha, Chad is going to turn into a tourists´ and artists´ resort

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:29 am

Nice one Reaper Cool

Reckon The Eater safaris can turn Chads ecomony around with all these tourists. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:15 am

I love this, he gets even more desperate each hour I don't reply:

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Dear Rincewind;

I am not with my international passort; send the WU to ;
he is my assistant here with me;i have a motor cycle rider here with me plz call me via his number: <snipped> :i expect ur call now or reply me immediately am witing at the cafe

Just over an hour later:

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Sir, am getting tired,plese respond to my mail;we have not been able to eat since yesterday no more money,i have spent all in the cafe trying to reach you,i never believed this agency will make me suffer,i know there is an error on my part which led to the destroction of the Art Piece,but Mr.Michael nerver told me i will have to travel before getting paid,i was told that i will get paid any way i wish:

I situation has now changed,i left my home since sunday uptill now i have not been able to see what i have travelled for,i have not had my bath since sunday,i have been eating junk.

Please respond a s i really need to get out of here.Please;

About 46 minutes ago:

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CALL THE TELEPHONE NUMBER I PRIVIDED I DO NOT HAVE ANY MORE MONEY FOR CAFE.AM BEGGING YOU.

IF I DID NOT HEAR FROM YOU IN THE NEXT HOUR I WILL FIND ANY MEANS TO GET BACK HOME.