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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:48 pm |
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Got a scam from a Marine captain stationed in Iraq who's stumbled over some of Saddam's millions ("i know this letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you...". My female character replied to him:
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No, this was no surprise to me – I get this kind of message all the time.
Send a nude photo of yourself, and then we can talk about doing business. |
So I get a message back:
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Dear Sunil,
How do you do with your family today? I hope this mail finds you well.
This is my nude picture for you to believe me.
I await your urgent response. |
The picture was of a smiling US serviceman in the desert. Maybe a Marine, maybe not. And it wasn't nude. Oops. So the lad corrects his mistake -- with "(sorry for the name)" added to the subject line:
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Dear Helen,
How do you do with your family today? I hope this mail finds you well.
This is my nude picture for you to believe me.
I await your urgent response. |
No picture this time.
So Helen replies:
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There was no picture, nude or otherwise. How can I trust you if you won't show your picture? |
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_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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Baek Ðu San
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 472
Location: 42°00′24″N, 128°03′18″E
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Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:10 am |
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...I guess he's not the sharpest tool in the shed!
I wonder If he will actually send you the picture? |
_________________ "...is Fu*k, Yeah a state or city in United States?"<--- (・~ ・?...-Hā§§an Bāí.
(◦_°●)O---('~' )o<sup><strike>419 四百十九</strike>!!!</sup>
백두산, 白頭山.
詐欺師との戦い!
Yay! I finally got a pony! ...Now, if I could only catch it! (⊃゚ヮ゚)⊃
X13 x10 x 12 |
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