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 Wtf, with a *table*??? (Slightly NSFW)

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, what was the table wearing?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll know to keep my grill in the garage from now on.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sure his time in jail won't be any picnic.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here in Germany there was a man who used to have sex with his circular saw bench. He even gave it the name "Siegfried".
If anybody is interested in hearing him tell about it go to
http://www.nachtlager.de/interessantes.htm
and search for "Tischkreissäge" (in German, You might also want to search for "Orgel" Wink )

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Some danish bloke posted a guide on how to have intercourse with a car... now THAT's just far out.. he even pointed out that you had to wait for the exhaust pipe to cool down before you start... hmm...
...kinda scary I actually bothered to read it, but it was a good laugh lol...

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Connie L. Gus wrote:
Ahhem. Please do not bait as Art Price, Jr. That would just be wrong. But what was this guy thinking? Did he move up from night stands to coffee tables, dinner tables and then picnic tables?


one night stand. heh.

I read about this on TheRegister.co.uk, and their (NSFW!) speciality treat today was an ipod power source powered by advanced electro-elastic composites, which would generate electrical power when agitated by the exercise-induced bouncing of, well, a bra full of breasts.

link here: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/27/jub_powered_ipod/

i suppose it's plausible. having no boobs per se, I'm stuck with a USB cable.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope that the guys that had sex with the lawnmower and power tool didn't do it while the objects were running. You know, the vibration thing... they could have turned them on, but... oh well, never mind. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Personally, I find the high heels disturbing...my idea of a sexy woman doesn't involve wobblely shoes and nothing else...what is attractive about some gal wandering about nekkid with a look of anticipated pain as she waits to break her ankle? Confused

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The guy who was with the table probably had a tablecloth that started out solid red but ended up checkered!

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