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miscellaneoustoaster
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just gave my first (very gentle, mind you) slap to a lad. S/he was begging me every email to send the money, send the money, send the money, even though she knew it was contingent on her filling out the forms I was in the midst of preparing. My character finally responded with:


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St3ll4, begging is not ladylike. I am doing everything I can and I would appreciate if you would have some patience. I will see the accountant tomorrow and ask him why the form is not opening.
F1on4


To which she immediately responded:

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Dear Mother,

I am sorry if i have hurt you in any manners please forgive me.I shall await you response as soon as you get the back from your accountant.

Best Wishes.God bless us


It works! It really works! Smile Now to get that file working. Anyone know why she would have such trouble opening a regular pdf?
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JMRazor
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Because your lad is too lazy to download Acrobat (or perhaps the cafe from where he works won't permit downloads). Or he's just whining to make you give it in an easier format.

Just pretend you don't realize he can't open it and act like all is going well...then slap whenever the moment feels right (again).

Good job. Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice! Laughing About the PDF: Could it have something to do with the fact it's a renamed dll or something? Wink You could just resend it after you made sure it opened just fine.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Looking good mate; nice slap! Wink

BTW: I just LOVE how you call these twats 'Lads'... I piss myself laughing every time! Laughing
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miscellaneoustoaster
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Smile Heh, thanks.

Thing is, it's not a renamed .dll file, it actually is a pdf. I think JMRazor has probably got it - no Acrobat at the internet cafe. I guess I can re-send it as a word document but I will specify that it HAS to be filled out by hand and returned - no lazy filling it out in word.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ow, I see. I'd resend it anyway. If he keeps complaining have him download Acrobat, and slap him if he doesn't. I guess he can open it perfectly, but printing and scanning it will cost him extra money, and filling it will cost him time. I don't believe there isn't one PC in the internet cafe that can open a pdf file. Slap him a bit harder this time Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

miscellaneoustoaster wrote:
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I guess I can re-send it as a Word document but specify ask that it HAS to be filled out by hand and returned - no lazy typed filling it out in Word.


Firstly welcome Eater.

You could always get him to print out the blank Word document and make him fill it in by hand that way.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Most of 'em have problems with pdf, so after they whine a bit about it I send the doc in jpg. Then they are forced to print it and fill it out. However, in my noobness I still haven't had success of them actually filling out a doc yet (still working out that modality LOL).

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Of course, a jpg is fine as a last resort. I wouldn't deny me any opportunity to extend a bait a bit longer, and do some decent slapping while I'm at it though. Twisted Evil

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