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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:56 pm

You use the word "modality" in real life.

(Okay, folks... reply with some of your own)

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:58 pm

pain

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:12 pm

^^^
My dentist's a baiter? Shocked

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:07 pm

You teach your dog to run to the WU office to check for the MoneyGram while silumtaneously teaching your online pets to sit up and beg.

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Posts: 289

You start referring to stupid people you personally know as mugus.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:11 pm

Your wife checks the history in your browser - finds a search for "How to post dead chickens to Africa" and thinks nothing of it!

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:38 pm

You answer all e mails with"you mail is well noted"

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:42 pm

You might be a scam baiter if........you walk past an old trunk and wonder how much money it will hold.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:46 pm

you have no problem contacting a lawyer when you need one

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:13 pm

^^^

And you regularly sack them less than a week later?

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:27 pm

1. You talk to people halfway around the world more often than those that live next door.

2. You have multiple sim cards for your cell phone, and it's not because you travel.

3. You have more email accounts than fingers. And toes. On both hands and both feet.

4. You can tell someone the time difference between the US, Great Britain, and six countries in Africa off the top of your head.

5. You spend more time on Eater than your teenagers spend on Myspace.

6. Your wife knows you talk dirty to multiple "women" via email and instant messenger.

7. ^^ She doesn't care, because she's flirting with several "men" via the same means.

8. You have to use a spiral notebook to keep up with all of your accounts and passwords.

9. ^^ And you're screwed if you lose it, because you can't remember the fake details you signed up with.

And last but not least, you know you're a scambaiter if...

10>>> You see nothing wrong with the statements above Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:29 pm

What would the problems be?This is of course a 100% risky free transaction

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Your friends and family forward you all of their scam emails . . . to be helpful.

Your four year old son refers to typing on the computer as "posting". Laughing

Your husband smiles and is happy for you when you read him emails from another man who is professing his love and proposing to you.

You can recognize your lad's IP as Nigeria, without using a header analysis.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:43 pm

I catch myself using the phrase "100% risky free" at work.

I use British slang accidentally more often than I would care to admit, and I'm in America.

I have caught myself referring to people's emails as "scripts".

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:46 pm

you dont trust a sole and always checking people out when they start to
talk to you to see if they are after something ie money
Shocked

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:55 pm

@ssc-thank you.I was starting to thing I was the only bloody one to do that in spite of close UK ancestors.

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Posts: 289

bearkat419 wrote:

1. You talk to people halfway around the world more often than those that live next door.

2. You have multiple sim cards for your cell phone, and it's not because you travel.

3. You have more email accounts than fingers. And toes. On both hands and both feet.

4. You can tell someone the time difference between the US, Great Britain, and six countries in Africa off the top of your head.

5. You spend more time on Eater than your teenagers spend on Myspace.

6. Your wife knows you talk dirty to multiple "women" via email and instant messenger.

7. ^^ She doesn't care, because she's flirting with several "men" via the same means.

8. You have to use a spiral notebook to keep up with all of your accounts and passwords.

9. ^^ And you're screwed if you lose it, because you can't remember the fake details you signed up with.

And last but not least, you know you're a scambaiter if...

10>>> You see nothing wrong with the statements above Laughing

You need to write for Letterman. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:05 am

You answer the phone, "Hello, this is 'baiter name'."
Your cat has to bite your leg to get food and water.
You are checking your baiting accounts before the coffee is even ready.
You start sending ASEMs to your friends. Smile

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:09 am

You might be a baiter if - your baiter personalities have more history than you do.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:07 am

...if you've ever had tragic accident, been hospitalized with halitosis/flatulence/tribbles, witnessed a W.U. burn down in front of your eyes, been asassinated, lost all your money overnight in Las Vagas, embezzled money from your church's Down Syndrome orphans fund, believed that Charles Soludo contacts random strangers via email, or professed to any of the above.

...if you dream about baiting.

...if your conversations tend to revolved around the mugu of the week, and what stupid things he's said lately.

...if you have no particular knack for languages, but you can swear in Igbo.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

If you use so many different names that you have to stop and think when signing the bottom of all emails . . . even real life ones.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:14 am

The religious bumper sticker on your car says "REMAIN BLESS".

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:15 am

If you have more than 6 email addresses, with 6 different names, and two genders.

Quote:

You are checking your baiting accounts before the coffee is even ready.

(hahahaha, nice one!) ...and then come back as soon as the coffee is ready to really begin "work".

You know the distance in miles from Lagos to Abuja, Lagos to Yaounde, Lagos to Cotonou.

Your favourite hotel is Simba Safaris in Benin.

Your second favourite hotel is Simba Safaris Cameroon.

Your preferred shipping is Parcel Direct.

You like to ship money using ITV5 (sure miss that modality).

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:15 am

You might be a scam baiter if your real life email is down and you use the address "[email protected]" to send a real life email and won't have to answer anyone's questions about it.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

lol great stuff Laughing

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