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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:49 am |
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The "brother" of one of my lads has been asking my female character for a girlfriend.
His requirements (from an IM session):
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sexy,beautiful,romantic,nice,caring,busty
nice and beautiful
one with nice character
blonde will b ok
not with too big breast but big and of moderate size
anything u wish like adding,a pointed or flat nipples
who will want to marry me,because I want a lady I will marry |
He's pretty naive and dumb. He may come up with odd words and phrases in his messages that I've been teaching him (he thinks that "to wank" is "to be happy", so he may ask you if you are happy).
He hasn't seriously tried to hit me for any money at this stage, so treat him as a pet, rather than a scammer, until proven guilty.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:52 am |
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a pointed or flat nipples |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:51 am |
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Do you think he would like to meet Tina Turn3r ? |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:02 am |
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^^^^
Is she blonde?
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_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Posted:
Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:54 am |
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not with too big breast but big and of moderate size |
He seems a bit comfussed, almost like he would prefer a ladyboy... |
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