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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

An Al-Queda terrorist?
An Irish Republican Army bomber?
No,
Martha Stewart
Yes, that Martha Stewart

Obstruction Of Justice Conviction Leads To Ban Of Lifestyle Guru

According to Britain's Daily Telegraph, the lifestyle maven has been
denied a visa to enter Britain by the UK Border Agency.

Stewart, 66, was scheduled to speak at the London's Royal Academy
and attend meetings with figures in the fashion and leisure industry,
the Telegraph said.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice to see a sense of perspective...we can release Osmosis Bin Liners spiritual guru who can't be deported because of his human rights on bail, but a geriatric female Yank TV presenter poses a threat to national security.

Makes you proud to be British.

Mods. Please feel free to delete this post if it strays into the political minefield. Personally, I just despair of what the world is coming to.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe it was the massive corporate stock fruad that she only got a short jail term for?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We'll throw in Oprah if you take Martha......

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Martha is RAW, don't let the apron & sugarcoating fool you. With all those kitchen shears, pruning shears, gardening shears, pinking shears...she could cut you 10 ways to Sunday before you can say "etiquette guru". What she is is a menace, probably better to err on the side of caution.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe they thought she was a risk to British culture and that she might introduce dangerous, radical new ideas - like tasty cooking. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mod edit to remove quote in full of previous post. Eight

Unlike the Yanks

Covering every thing in cheese with the heart stopping onion loaf and portions that would feed a small
country Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ prove to me her cooking is tasty. Wink Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

as an american i can honestly say i have absolutely no idea what an onion loaf is, nor do i cover my food in cheese.

it could be worse though. we could all be french.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
it could be worse though. we could all be french.


Would that necessarily be a bad thing?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rule Britannia! Rolling Eyes It's a shame they aren't so picky about the other riff raff they let in [walks gingerly off cracking thin ice]

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If all the world was french, who would we surrender to???


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Now then - why are we still taunting the French about 1940? Didn't the Germans defeat just about everybody until 1942? If you want to talk surrender, have a go at Germany - they did it twice!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think the surrender jibe is to do with the Vichy government and its collaboration with the nazis. there's no need to surender everything.

@ stepan: ROFL Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh.......let's not get political....
Can't we all be friends and talk about cheese, onion loaf, wine, the Louvre.......the skyline of French cities at night, illuminated by the glow of burning Peugeots.....

Ah....France.......

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
portions that would feed a small country

That's because some americans are the size of a small country!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have my own postal code.............

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^^ I have my own planets orbiting me - they are very annoying. I call them.. children Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

WTF is an onion loaf? Confused

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^^^I want to know too!!!! Confused

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am in the US and I didn't know what onion loaf is either, but it sounds disgusting.

I looked it up to see what it was:


Image

puke

I'm not sure who invented onion loaf, but if Martha Stewart had anything to do with it, no wonder GB is keeping her out.

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Ah, like the blooming onion at the Texas Steak House. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Or onion rings, perfectly marvelous if done right, dreadful crap if not....

Nobody serves them with cheese in the US, except....maybe TRANSPLANTED EUROPEANS!


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