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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:55 pm

Responded to my e mail in a half hour!I like promptness in a lad!

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:01 pm

Doc:

No fair he has not gotten back to me Sad

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:20 pm

I double baited and linked mine, he was replying strongly then stopped replying. I think he may have gone to bed. But he WAS responding within minutes to me! Wink

I like this guy, he seems to read replies!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

At first I thought the address I entered was bad, as he responded literally with a minute. Turns out that he's hot-to-trot for poor old Agnes.

He's checking with his men to see if the $725 that Agnes's sewing club raised to send sick kids to camp needs to be sent to him (Agnes is the club treasurer), or if the $800 that Agnes has in her personal account will be enough. He's a killer with a heart of gold, this one is.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:16 pm

I just adore the fact he's really excited out in Benin thinking "wow this hitman format sure is getting me a lot of willing responses this time, loads more than usual..." and planning all the watches and old mercedes he can buy...little does he realise how quickly his period of elation will sour as his dreams turn into nightmares, death threats and dolla choppas, WU payments that come almost within reach, M7CN S3cur3, safaris to Togo to collect his money, how he'll dream of those easy days when people didn't used to respond to his emails...

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:21 pm

There was one a few months back who was so persistent,he lost six or seven bank accounts,and was rewarded in the end with a mass dolla chop.Lets hope this one is as greedy beating

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:36 pm

Does anyone have a phone number for this fellow? He hasn't responded to emails from my accounts either, so I figure he's gone to bed. I'd love to motivate his work ethic at night every hour on the hour...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 68

I took a more indifferent approach:

Quote:

Welp...Since I am not interested in dying what do I need to do to get your boys called off the kill line? Hurry up and respond because I am a busy man.

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I see a failed MG transfer in his near future. I want a really pissed off death-threat in all caps for my currently blank siggy.

-DTGR

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:57 am

I borrowed an approach used by another baiter a short while back and sent him this email:

Quote:

Dear sir,

I have no idea who would want to kill me, this is most unusual. Was that the response you were expecting?

Here is the thing of it all, I know you are a scammer and that you know absolutely nothing about me at all. However, I can use your services, a mutually benificient agreement if you would like to call it that. Honestly, how much money, if any, have you made this way? You know most people laugh at your pathetic letters but I can make some money for you.

You see, I'm a lawyer to some very wealthy people and they would be more than happy to pay a good deal of money to ensure their security if they felt threatened. Here is where we make the deal, you send the letter you sent me to the people I assign you to. Of course, they will come to me and I will tell them that this is real and that they should pay the money. To make it more believeable, I will give you details about them that not just anyone would know.

We can discuss the splitting of the funds in greater detail if you want, but I suggest a 50-50 split, that is how we do business here.

Email me back if you are tired of making no money and want to rise above the other dumb fucks in your country.

I'll let everyone know if he bites and that way any potential "victims" can sign up here.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:43 am

^^^ I'm game, I have an account I haven't sent him yet, if he bites I can be at him with THREE accounts! Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

No reply-he obviously didn't like my words of wisdom and there was me hoping for a new siggy.

NSFW

Quote:

I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU. BUT YOU ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH ARE YOU? YOU ARE
STILL A LITTLE BOY, BET YOUR DADDY BROKE YOU IN WITH A FARM ANIMAL AND
STILL YOU CANNOT SATISFY A WOMAN. WELL I WILL *** YOUR WIFE FOR YOU AS
I HEARD HER TELL ALL HER FRIENDS YOU ARE SMALL AND NO GOOD IN THE
BEDROOM. SO I WILL USE MY 12" STRAP ON AND **** HER TIGHT LITTLE ***
TILL SHE BEGS ME TO STOP. SHE'LL LIKE BEING WITH A WOMAN I MAKE SURE OF
THIS

MAYBE I USE IT ON YOU TO AS I HEARD YOU LIKE **** IN YOUR BACK PASSAGE
AND YOU CAN BE MY BITCH.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:26 am

Quote:

SHE'LL LIKE BEING WITH A WOMAN I MAKE SURE OF
THIS

Wow, so this guy is not a man enough when he's with a woman? Enlightening! Either that or he's so small there's no difference. Embarassed

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:38 am

I just love a good hit-mugu. You know I'm in! Of all the people who have tried to kill me, only two have succeeded. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:33 am

My baits are slow multi dayaffairs waiting for a new email (silly scam baiters, Laughing

).

This one looks like I could try out yet another new direction. Cult employment!

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

Well, I got him to make a trip to MG.

him wrote:

Montel Jordan,
It is quiet unfortunate that you sent us fake numbers as the MoneyGram confirmed that there is not money in both sides that the numbers are not correct,look if you know what is good to you go back to MoneyGram and recorrect the numbers or you go to Western Union and send the money.Even the attactchment is not opened why?.

me wrote:

Sir,

They were not fake numbers. I do not know why they would have said those numbers are not real. Please believe me that I am trying to get you the money. I could not even sleep last night I was so scared. I will contact moneygram and find out what happened.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:04 pm

I'd better send him the money or the assassins will get it. Laughing

Quote:

If the requirey money is not sent to the Assasin boys will be killed soon.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

This is kind of off topic but can someone tell me where the toolbox post is? I cannot find it. I know there is a tookbox with all kinds of baiting tools in it. (I need to either find or make a moneygram form for him to fill out).

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:12 pm

Look in the link in the signature above your post. Smile

Windypops sports the link for easy access.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:14 pm

What...? where...? who? Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

haha,

thanks.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

He just sent me bank info (which will be sent to alan, of course). The bastage is making me rob the childrens fund. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

I sent him the homeland security form but the one where he had to circle his gun of choice made him suspicious. He called me out saying that I knew what was going on. I played dumb and now he wants me to send money WU instead of moneygram.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:22 pm

Whoa! You guys have totally overtaken me...
I'm just on the first reply... Well, must be the time-difference...

He replied to me this:

Quote:

We are paid to kill you by a friend of yours,and only thing that will save you now is to send us first $10.000 usd so that we shall learve you.

Maybe I should ask him for the new Motoguzzi TrendyPhone next...

Quote:

Thank you for your offer.
Do you also have the new Motoguzzi TrendyPhone in stock?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 11 Jun 2008 Posts: 5

Anyone know where this guy is based yet?

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:27 pm

IP: 81.91.227.14

Quote:

address: Cotonou (Rep. du Benin)

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