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SouljaK
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Jun 2008
Posts: 11
Location: U. S. and A!!
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:28 am |
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OK so I have done baits in the past, but, never really kept any going... Im starting one now that I am a member of this forum, I may do another one but no more than 2 because I dont want to get overwhelmed. Anyway, here is my first email to a guy I found from a surplus list of letters, I decided to keep the first message short and sweet:
I recieved your email and understand you and your mother need some financial assistance, and by the way, I am so sorry to hear about the most unfortunate death of your father Jimmy Kenny. I understand your pain, my father passed away about two months ago from a lethal pogo stick accident.
But enough about our dead fathers, lets get down to business.
You scratch my back, I scratch yours. I love back scratching. Email me asap!
Richard Blumpkin
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:49 am |
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Welcome to Eater.
I liked it up to the end of the pogo stick accident paragraph. 
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But enough about our dead fathers, lets get down to business.
You scratch my back, I scratch yours. I love back scratching. Email me asap! |
I think that bit is a bit OTT. I would have simply said something like : "Please email me back so I can help you."
Always keep the opening emails short and simple. The lads don't really read the detail and just take them as a signal to move on to page two of their script. |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:35 am |
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I agree with Tommo
Don't try to be funny at first with the mugus. Try to keep your bait as serious as possible at the beginning.
If you treat the mugus with respect you will always have good successful baits. |
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Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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