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 I think my lad has started to become upset!

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Terra
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Attn:Mr Tony Blythe,

I must inform you that we are not here for any debate or argument.We are only here to make payments to certified creditors who follow the laid down rules.It is very uncommon to issue an invoice to a service/goods not yet delivered.How wold you think i can give you invoice for payment that you have not yet made.

Do you know the hassles we have been through to make sure your Card was configured and made ready within 72 hours time frame? Do you know how many credtitors that we make payments each day? Are you to give us command and order us on the ethics and principles of operations of financial institutions and clearing houses?

Be reminded once more that we are here to assist you and vey many others receive their payment and nothing else,and we are only rendering services.We do not compel anyone to receive his or her payments.This is our MANADATE.So your ATM CARD is right here on my table and it is left with you to either receive it or let your fund go back to the treasury.

As soon as you send the fee,an invoice will be sent to by email attachment immediately and your ATM Value Card despatched to your address.

We are always at your service.I will be expecting your call/response immediately.


Do have a good day.


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My dear Patrick,

I am sorry if I upset you, but it is common practice around the world to receive an invoice and then pay it, not the way you describe. You please send me an invoice and I will pay, otherwise I will go to another for my ATM card, as someone else has offered me similar!

I look forward to your reply..

Good day to you..

I'll be interested to see if he drops me now!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like the lad is too lazy to craft up a receipt for you. Make the mugu work! You can also tell him that you need it for IRS tax purposes as you just got off the phone with them.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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So your ATM CARD is right here on my table and it is left with you to either receive it or let your fund go back to the treasury.


So official sounding!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a blast asking lads to send me an invoice. Most tend to confuse invoice with receipt, which can result in some pretty interesting exchanges.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's upset, he thinks I have been talking to someone else about the transaction:

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Mr Tony,

Initially i warned you of the danger of cmmunication to any other person/s or agents claming the are established agents to make your payment.Now i assure you again that you will have yourself to blame if you eventually try to communicate to any other quarter for your payment.Take my word or leave it.

Do have a good day.

Dr patrick.


No mention of the 'Invoice'.. I'll wait a bit now Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you do "admit" you talked to someone else with an offer for you they get quite funny too. Telling you that the other one is a scammer... Shocked

Maybe you talk in your sleep and that is what happened. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tired of my 'Excuses'! Damn nerve Laughing

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Attn:Tony Blythe

Please note that after the board meeting today we concluded to give you a letter of guarantee to assure you of our readiness to despatch your Card as soon as we receive the shipment fee of two hundred and twenty pounds only.

I hope you do not have any other excuse to give for not making the payment and receiving your card.

I wait for the payment nformation first thing monday morning.

Yours Faithfully
Dr Patrcik Maumela


Well, at least they created something for me! Unfortunately it is Monday afternoon now!!


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Technically a promissory note and guarantee are different animals Very Happy and as the text does not include the word 'guarantee' but does include the word 'promise' it is a promissssory note, but on examination it is condidional - so it isn't either of those in actual fact. It is more an Irrevocable Letter of Credit, in which case it is a complete mess.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not even a "Thank you" Rolling Eyes

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Attn: Tony Blythe,

I got your mail with the reference number.By the time i got it 20 minutes ago the Moneygram Unit has closed when i sent my protocol officer.So i will go to send your card tommorrow as soon as i pick the fee of two hundred and twenty pounds.

Meanwhile i still want to speak with you on telephone.Feel free to call me or you indicate your correct number for me to give you a call.

In two days time you will be receiving your Card value of One Million Pounds Sterling.

From

Patrick Maumela.
I guess the fun will commence tomoz then Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Asking for a invoice from the lads , provokes the same reaction garlic does to a Vampire, or Kryptonite to Superman.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bucky wrote:
I have a blast asking lads to send me an invoice. Most tend to confuse invoice with receipt, which can result in some pretty interesting exchanges.


Indeed they do! My most recent example:

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Attached below is the copy of the official reciept which you requested, do ensure to make the payment as soon as possible to enable us commence with the transfer of your fund to your nominated bank account.


I replied:

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You sent me a receipt, but I haven't paid yet! I want an invoice - do you know what that is? Please sent me one ASAP.


He didn't know:

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This is in receipt of your last mail , the reciept sent to you is in request of the payment requested from you.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Terra ^^^^

is that a Microsoft Word document with the auto-correction switched on (red underlined words)? Beautiful!

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