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steve_d
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

it seems we are all setting up churches as part of the bait.

i just wondered what they were called.

my first church is called: the church of the holy four hundred and nineteenth amen. i haven't had too many replies from this one though... Laughing

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Ultar
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Church of the Holy Moose. All initiates must send in a picture of their hands on the side of their head that are supposed to look like moose antlers. I almost never use the chruch approach though. Out of 10 tries all of them said they wanted to keep their own church.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i'm also hoping to convert a muslim to my church, in return I will help transfer 2 trunks which contain millions of dollars but have been declared as artworks to the security company and there are no other relatives of the decease apart from his wife who is dying from cancer of the breast...... Crying or Very sad

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Ultar
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would like to mention the only church success I got was representing the Church of Scientology, which is already better than any church I can make up.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Our Lady of Emasculation.
I think we are generally feminists, but our primary focus is preventing mugu propagation.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

See my sig. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Convent of the Holy Flagelation. It's run by the Sisters of Purgetory.

Kind of apt really Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Church of <a href = "http://st-fladderack.faithweb.com/">St. Fladderack </a> (the Keeper of the Holy Mackerel). Fladderak is a lemon-and-cinnamon flavoured gin from the North of the Netherlands... Wink
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I'm trying to convert her to my religion.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Reverend Al's cyber ministries. Its the cyber version of the Jesus Christ Superstar ministry. See my website below!

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abraxas
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't have a church... it's an Order.... the Order of the Sacred Bash... we have a computerised initiation program.....
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sain.t Sc.ruttocks on the Mound (dots to de-googlise)

(Rogers Profanisaraus defines Sc.ruttock as the bit of skin between the Scrottum and The Buttock - see also Bottum)

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A few months ago, it was the Church of the Spritual Redemption located in Hooter's Hollow.

The Brethren had a still out back where we prepared the Holy Elixer.

Brother Festus looked just like Burt Reynold's in Elmer Gantry as we tried to assist a widow dying of cancer in Malaysia.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Holy Curch Of The Quest For The Holy Grail is here, but no trophies with it yet.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't have a church, but a fanclub/benevolent organization, the Wllm Bh Prrvt t. we help to raise money to cure the disease known only as "the affliction."

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am a priest with the Church of the Holey Fisherman, Watership Down, England.

I sent an ASEM supposedly to a friend at the Church of our Good Lady of Perpetual Flagellation in Abidjan, Ivory Coast and my lad has answered as a pastor of that church.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/steveseagoon/FederickAllison2.jpg

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Homer
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I dont have a church but if i did it would be the church of fish, wine and donuts

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

CHURCH OF THE RECTAL INSERTION

It's working a treat, they obviously have no dictionaries in Nigeria... ! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I used to go Fundamentalist religionist baiting in the Yahoo chatrooms a good while ago. I used to have serious (me, ROFLMAO; them, serious) debates about the Church of Cheese. Cheesus Crust is our saviour. I'm thinking of ressurecting this church at some point.

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Nigerian419
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Blessed Sisters of StImulation
featuring Sister Anisette Onlabia and Father P D O'Fail

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Temple of Circe - May her light guide you always to her shores. Requirements vary from lad to lad. But charitable payments are always granted to full members.

The Daughters of Circe - a subsect aimed specifically at "female" mugus

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homerjay
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The church of the Birthday suit.

I say it is our practice to take mass with no clothes.

I always ask for nude pics too, however i havent got any yet!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Our little congregation is called the Church Of Rectum Intrusion

We even have ID cards here is one of our wonderful members

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Standard Church attire is used off course

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Our youth services are held every Sunday in Lagos Nigeria... Pictured here is some of our beloved members

Image


Off course all lead by the benovelent Fr. Phil Mycrackin

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We even have out own postal address for donations

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As well as our own creed

http://www.waronspam.com/missionzone/leccy/missions/rect3.jpg
(This picture is slightly larger than 600pixels in width hence the link)

Cetainly a loving in wonderful little church!! Twisted Evil

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Angus McOatupp
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My church has a rather unattractive name.
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The Holy Church of the Magic Saint (b.)

It is an anagram of 'The Holy Church of Scam Baiting' hence the (b.) which no one ever really notices.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mine is usually 'The Holy Mother of Strumpet Chapel' ... I practice several Faiths:

Taykdepiz Faith
Starknad Faith

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

pmycrackin,


RECTAL INSERTION <=> RECTUM INTRUSION

Great minds think alike they say... Wink

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