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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You think you've got problems with a tricky lad at a payment stage. My house just went over to a water meter and my choses now to by a water pressure washer for the patio!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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You've been hanging around lads for too long - you're beginning to sound llike them! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@GordonBennett : Shocked Question

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I haven't the slightest idea what you are saying, but it sounds bad, sorry. Sad

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've read it again... it makes no sense... I would edit but the moment has gone.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok I get the part about you having to buy a pressure washer ...but are you complaining about your water bill? or are you complaining about the water pressure in your house?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think it is an interpretive and artistic post expressing Tas' unspoken and unvented angst directed at ....umm..something that is probably a noun and maybe animate.

A work of art, really. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I get it. Tas is venting about having to pay for what he once enjoyed unlimited amounts of. Purchasing a high pressure washer would reduce the volume of water he uses but ultimately only save a few gallons a month at the cost of hundreds of dollars. Better things would be to remember to turn off the water while brushing teeth, wetting down first, turning the shower off, scrubbing, and then rinsing off. Making sure to only do full loads of laundry and dishes. Installing low flow everything, everywhere and installing drip watering systems. Where I live, the sewer bill is coupled to the water bill. Both go higher with the metered usage. I've also got a gray water line that takes washing machine discharge and feeds it under fruit trees. If I ever get called on it, I will just move the washing machine hose over five inches and cap the line.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Connie... you don't fancy a ghost writing job do you? I am boring my mentees to death!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Performance art has hit eater. And I don't think it's a good thing.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like turtles.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jay, Eater had always only ever been a huge piece of performance art. What, did you think there really were lads, and baits, and that all those trophies were real? People travelling hundreds of miles and getting tattoos? Shocked Laughing

I think what Tas was trying to say was that he wishes his SO had used hundreds of gallons of water cleaning the patio with her new toy before the meter was installed. Now that he has to pay for what he uses it'll cost him ££££ to get a clean patio whereas before it would just have cost the planet ... is that your message, Tas? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Essentially yes... what made it worse was she bought the wrong adapter so every 5 minutes the hose flew off thus compounding my fears...

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hope you all enjoyed the above mime.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank wrote:
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't want to worry you, but be careful using a pressure washer to get that grotty black algae off the patio. There's some bacteria that lives in the algae that when it becomes aerosolised can get into your lungs and give you a nasty turn (that's a medical term). A bloke at work got it and was off with fscked lungs for 9 months Shocked

Recommendation is to wear a respirator (proper one, not a dust mask)

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Connie wrote :
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Where I live, the sewer bill is coupled to the water bill. Both go higher with the metered usage.

Your sewerage is metered?
do you pay by the inch or what?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tasman, you made my sig line. I swear, I have not laughed this hard in years. Genius, pure genius.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tasman wrote:
... My house just went over to a water meter ...

Welcome to the 21st century, not to mention the 20th. Shocked

What did you do before, carry buckets from a well?

Or did you really have a "water flat rate," i.e. "all you can use for one price"?

Never heard of it.

Except for people who carry buckets from their own well, that is. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The water meter, and hence paying for what we use, is a fairly recent innovation in the UK, KD, and afaik, is still not compulsory everywhere. The 'notes to editors' in this press release from DEFRA (Dept for environment, food and rural affaris) gives more info. Also, there's a BBC news report from 2006 here.

Although, of course, we are all still carrying our water from the well, so would fit your categorisation. Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just find this thread a bit distasteful, especially when there are thousands of poor people in Africa and elsewhere in the world that often have to travel miles a day to get water that may, or may not, be particularly clean and fit to drink..... Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@PF - Sweet jesus. It looks even worse in the sig line!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^It is a thing of beauty that must be preserved for all of humanity.

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