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ShadowBeastie
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A friend in a chatroom popped this audio link up and I just about rolled with laughter! It's not baiting, but how swiftly this guy turned the tables was great.

Warning: Not particularly safe for work!
Telemarketer Prank

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I know that is hilarious isn't it!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There is a comedian, but I don't know his name, could be this one, I didn't listen, who has released many recordings of him with telemarketers. Google would probably pull it up.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

DrWho wrote:
There is a comedian, but I don't know his name, could be this one, I didn't listen, who has released many recordings of him with telemarketers. Google would probably pull it up.

You're probably thinking of Jim Florentine, but that's not him on the recording.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tom Mabe.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

willi p richardson is also verry funny

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This really ought to have gone in the funny links and jokes thread. Smile It's seriously funny, and it's just as well they have the text up cos sometimes you can barely hear for the guys cackling away which just makes it even funnier. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seen this like a year and a half ago on ytmnd

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Haven't opened it, just cruising here fast.

There's one recording I really like, the guy who answers the phone pretends to be a detective and has the telemarketer believing that he's just rung a murder scene.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, we know it - it's the one ShadowBeastie posted! Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a whole bunch of Tom Mabe telemarketer recordings. I downloaded an entire album of 20 recordings. I'll be glad to share them with anyone that wants them. Some are so funny they will have tears running down your face. Laughing

@ShadowBeastie - could you repost the audio link in the funny links and jokes thread? When you do, I'll lock this one so that we won't have another "jokes" thread going on when we already have one.

Thanks. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sure thing! Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Thank you! Very Happy

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