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WillEater
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When I was younger, I had the dream job..

I was a stunt man in pr0n..

Anytime they director needed a closeup with more than one gal, I got the call.. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What happened when they yelled cut?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Doodle Bug wrote:
Being a sniper Wink


Oooh, I do that, but was afreait to mention it. Confused

I'd be a SCUBA instructor in some warm place with my own dive shop helping others to enjoy the "Silent World".

I'd also have lots of time for my 2 wheel passion. Cool Oh, and I'd love to fly a amphibian plane to get to remote locals.


(Really, I'm an isurance agent who only does dangerous things in my mind because I could never get coverage if I actually did those things.)

Willy wrote:
Anytime they director needed a closeup with more than one gal, I got the call..

Sooo, you're a gal! Shocked Shocked

This makes my head hurt. Man, I gotta quit thinking avatars mean something... Laughing


Edited to add snarky comment. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

sappy answer: I have it now, I'd just like more money for doing it. (administrator for an early childhood education program).

even sappier answer: I have it now: a full time mom to my own two young children. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

WillEater wrote:
I was a stunt man in pr0n..

..Anytime they director needed a closeup with more than one gal, I got the call.. Very Happy


I'm really confused as well, I think Willy is a he though. Confused


Back on topic, I've always wanted to be a doctor. I have the handwriting for it. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I would love to be an editor for a publishing company. Some books that get published really shouldn't have without better editing. And proofreading. I'm a word nerd and grammar geek, and I zero in on the spelling and grammatical errors. That has caused me to lose enjoyment in several fine books when I find these errors.

I'm afraid I might not make a very good baiter because I have to grit my teeth not to correct someone's errors. (I can remain quiet when the errors are made by friends, but I turn purple trying to make sense of a scammer's emails.) Smile

Right now I'm in "transition" - I've been an administrative assistant, but I'm thinking I'd like to go maybe into human resources. There I would have more opportunities to work with people.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have the dream job. it's a whole life. It pays for shit, but I get outside consultancies that make up for my dismal "regular" pay.

I also write a bit, two magazine articles and a swath of uncredited work (paid, though) for a guide book.

Wish I could get paid to bait all morning and kill sites all evening.....

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If anyone wants to own and run a music shop in a small coastal town drop me a line. Have I got a deal for you.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nailgunner wrote:
My proposed profession would be that of Forgotten Area Explorer. I'd seek out old and abandoned areas, works, factories, mines, buildings and structures, and catalogue and photograph them.

Gunner heres a good one, http://www.forgottenoh.com/page1.html

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Before custom motorcycle building was the "in" thing to do, I always wanted to build "one of a kind" motorcycles. Now, every Tom and Harry Dick is building them Sad The other thing I always wanted to do was to have the financial ability to jump on the motorcycle and tour everywhere. Not just the states, but everywhere. Anyone remember the old movie/TV series Then came Bronson? That's what I wanted to do, even as a child.

Professor So and So told me his dream job was to be a "fluffer" on the set of pr0n movie shoots.


EDIT: to fix Prof's name.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reaper wrote:
WillEater wrote:
I was a stunt man in pr0n..

..Anytime they director needed a closeup with more than one gal, I got the call.. Very Happy


I'm really confused as well, I think Willy is a he though. Confused

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Meteorologist at the SPC.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Test pilot at a condom factory.
no really professional dragracer or engine builder. or retired and traveling the US writing a book with my wife on our travels.
I have always wanted to write a book about little diners and truckstops. not the chain ones but the little mom and pop ones on the back roads and out of the way places. about their history and the area around them, the people,
I would call the book " EATS America's true fine dining" and have a pic. of a old fashioned diner with a neon EATS sign on the roof.
some of the best food I ever ate was from places like that. local fare. home cooking nothing fancy, stick to your ribs comfort food. We really miss traveling. damn RL, We only take the freeway if We have to. We love taking the back roads seeing the real sights.and not even taking a map with us. we point the car it one direction, and see where it leads us.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^That would be super fun. I would love to do something like that too as it combines a lot of my favorite things: driving, traveling, learning, writing, & eating. Very Happy I get lost going almost everywhere, but I have an uncanny ability to find my way home, so who needs a map, it would only take away from the adventure factor anyways.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm always amazed by the diversity and humour of you lot on 'ere!
Nutters, one and all. Proud to be one of you Laughing

My current job is pretty good - spanking bossy blokes' arses, metaphorially speaking, in industry, and getting paid a lot of money to do so.

My current hobby is... spanking bossy blokes' arses, literally speaking, and getting paid no money whatsoever.

So dream job would be no. 2 with the pay of no. 1. Or a lot more. Smile

Woo hoo! Cool

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Inventor -- this is why I am teaching myself basic electronics.
As a close second, I would say Editor. Good luck with that, Titania.

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