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419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

-C- wrote:

Does someone know barrister Oscar?

does; he is very busy selling nanotechnology cosmetic products:

I excitedly gave him your numbah without creating a new post Embarassed

it is a large inheritance and he needs consolation before enjoying $3cur17y $h13|d -- it's the only way to WU/WG in Kentucky

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similarly expect a call from financial crimes... he's hurt having gone one round with $3cur17y $h13|d
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=158370

lad:

he really wants the m7cn payment receipt. unfortunately the receipt directs him back to $3cur17y $h13|d ... someone (from 419) might be calling him to slap him for his answers: that's why he couldn't retrieve his money

he's demanding and abusive... what goes around comes around?

Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:58 pm

^^
I'll get the recordings sorted out and send them to you in a minute Wink

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In other news: from Ghana wants to speak with Peter.

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:16 pm

Quote:

Sir,
I am so surprise at your comments during our telephone discussions, i felt somewhat that you do not look serious ,You were telling me that you are surrounded by idiorts ,what does that mean, and how does that concern me and the transaction at hand,
If you are not dserious about this transaction you better inform us accordingly instead of behaving as if you do not understand the nature of the transaction and what is required,

Looks like he finally got his wish and talked to "me." Thanks Cyril, I knew I could trust you to hurt his feelings.
Do you recall what it is that got his panties in such a twist? I would like to grind it in a little bit harder.

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:35 am

Oh, that was your lad Laughing

. Recording to follow in a minute.

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:34 am

You may receive a call from Mrs. F4nt4 Br4nc0 searching for 3dm0nd D4r4lv3r.
She just want to discuss our mutual part of benefits as she proposed 25% and I want 45%.
If she's reluctant, ask more off course Laughing

And oblige her to send a new partnership agreement to sign, as she said I would have to amend myself the one she already sent Rolling Eyes

Nothing more to say I think, we're in the early stages, so no risk to make something wrong.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

you might get a call

from: m1cha3l d3s gr4nd3
for: dr gl3n
code phrase: blu3 d0lph1n

no code phrase? no conversation. Wink

I would hate if my wife found out about this $15 million deal

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apparently he is very sick, but able to type out long winded pleas, and has severe trust issues

lucky me he is easy to knock off script..at which point he is nearly unintelligible.. which doesn't stop me from sending back pages of gibberish mixed liberally with dollar figures

he will call you on my-your xxx-1235 numbah if he doesn't call the two minutes of hold music number first

^^ the number I PM'ed you is incorrect.. replace the last four digits with 1235 for the win

When I sort out a painless, free way to route IPKall numbahs to you I will gush with joy... especially if the lad 'gets to' listen to some announcement of my choice first

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

P.S. Oscar really really enjoys your conversations

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 14

Have you gotten a call from or for ?

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:14 am

^^
As far as I know, no I haven't. The thing is that lads are really bad at saying any names in a way I can understand. Most of the lads calling themselves Ahmed would probably sound more like "Ohmddsad". In any case, I will keep an ear out for those names.

@Phil: Noted and expected with the usual reservations. As for Oscar, I love to think how much he has already wasted his money to talk with me. The poor creature calls at least once every day and likes to talk for minutes and minutes Laughing

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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:34 am

-C-:
Expect more douches who need the soft touch that only you can offer. Their names are not important; what's important is that they hear a voice.

Oh, update on the idiot. He's currently giving me the silent treatment for being such a rude phone conversationalist. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

I think you might have a bit more fun if your voicemail announcement was more like grade shool

"hello? <pause for lad> yes? <pause for lad> I am quite busy <pause for lad> I will have to divert your call to voicemail <pause for lad> [rustling noises] [beep]"

Laughing

alternatively

"hello? <pause for lad> yes? <pause for lad> I am quite busy <pause for lad> I will have to divert your call to voicemail <pause for lad> [rustling noises] [insert 'real' voicemail announcement here] [beep]"

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I have a great variation for the asterisk / IVR people

"for help in English press seven. you have selected seven. If this is correct press one. if this is not correct press two. If you would like help with X press two two four. you have selected two four. if this is correct..."

if any key is mashed before the "If this is correct press one. if this is not correct press two. " cycle completes:

"Command not recognized" or another error. key not accepted until confirmation announcement completes -- like my insurance company likes to do to me.

it's important that English not be the first option and all other language choices are not available and loop back to the main menu. delightful minutes burned with an IVR that speaks even more slowly than you do Very Happy

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:04 am

wants to speak with...Larry, I think? He babbled something about wanting to check Ghana customs.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:39 pm

That's my boy. No need to worry about Ghana customs, I'll probably end up somehow traveling to Togo or Lagos instead Twisted Evil

If you have a recording or any other crap he said, I'll take it.

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

Expect a call from Dr. Ford Williams. I'm going to have him say a secret code phrase so I'll know it's him and not an imposter. The secret phrase is "I we todd did, I we todd did". He's going to ask for Jack N. Uround.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:45 pm

(however that is spelled) just called and didn't even tell who he wanted to speak with. But if anyone knows him, please tell me one thing: was this lad born this dumb or did you teach him?

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:29 am

I have a very strange, and VERY hard request. I have a possible safari riding on my conduct with my lad's "dad." So, as much as I will hate myself for it tomorrow, when someone calls asking for Larry, will you be at least cordial to them?

Now I'm gonna go take a really long shower to try to get rid of this dirty feeling.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:33 am

I guess that's possible Smile

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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:06 am

I'll feel much better when he's calling you from the slums of Lagos looking for my hotel.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

kudos to -C- for stringing 0sc4r along!

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:46 am

Does someone know ?

He has a friend called David something, his surname starts with H but that's the only thing I can make out. David is another lad.

They seem to both be from company called and are expecting payment from the baiter. The payment should be made to that David fool.

If someone knows this gang of dimwits: please PM me their phone numbers if they have sent you any. I just got a sudden urge to call these particular shitbags multiple times when they are trying to sleep Evil or Very Mad

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Edit: Oh and no worries, I'll make sure they can't connect those calls to this number or your bait in any way.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:03 am

Mathew B3llo ( of "Bait this pompous bastard" thread fame) should be calling asking for Alfred. Use up any hate you hold back from my safari lad on him. He deserves it. I've been trying to get him to finish his secur3ptv questions and he is being... well, a pompous bastard of course.
Work your magic

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

Did you hang up on my lad C?

Quote:

Attn:Jack Uround,

Dear Sir,

It beats my imagination that i called at the time you gave to me only to hear a lady's voice saying, i can only reach by 8.00am-4.00pm your local time.

I tried that same time you or somdbody picked up the receiver and say hello, when i gave out the code word you gave me ( i we todd did i we todd did) the line will go dead no forth coming answer from that end,can you please explain what the problem is. If so, you have to call me on tel: + 44 7045721134 so that we can talk.

I presume you received my last mail, where i gave a new account particulars and names in the cashier's office if you will prefer to send the money by Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram.

What is the development there, have re-credit the US$15,750.00USD the new account particulars or did send the Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram, as stated on the names forwarded to you.

I anticipate to hear from you today and either receive the Scan transfer Confirmation Slip or the Control Numbers on the two names i forwarded to you.

Looking forward to your immediate reply.

Sincerely,

Dr. Ford

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:04 pm

He called, yes. The line was horrible so I could barely understand his name and nothing else. And as a rule I never hang up on lads without a good reason, because they make the calls and they pay for every second. In this case there was no good reason.

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:04 pm

time to hand your number to every Lad i come across Twisted Evil

especially the illiterate ones

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:11 pm

Does someone have lad in Canada (or who claims to be in Canada)? His name is David. He called from the number . He is very eager to know when you are going to send money to someone.

...And his mobile has hilarious ring tune Laughing

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