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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:46 am

Expect a possible call from a Just1n 3zike wanting to discuss a possible business partnership in Nigeria where I send him inventory and blah, blah, blah. Make sure to mention the 109 Mercedes that are sitting in inventory. That should set the hook right there.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:52 pm

A lad whose last name was apparently "Omar" or "Omah" called. Didn't even bother to tell me who he wanted to speak with, so no idea whose lad this could be. The lad claimed to be from UK and said he will be sending you bank application.

He asked surprising question if I'm married or not, to which I just quickly said "Yes" but added "To my work". Hopefully this didn't contradict anything, I really didn't expect that sort of thing from him.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Jun 2008 Posts: 29

I'm amazed you can understand anything they say! I've listened to lots of tape recordings of phone calls on this forum and I can hardly undestand a bloody word they say.. especially if they are Nigerian!

Is there some sort of glossary I can look up all the grunts and groans they make to get on more familiar terms with what the hell they are talking about? Smile

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:19 pm

I don't, actually Laughing

. I just take one word here and another there and add something. Some times it's easy: some lads speak better English than I do.
On the other hand, every now and then you get someone with so thick accent that they could say simply "Hello" and I wouldn't understand it. Hence all the "This lad's name was mog...meg...mug...whatever" comments from me in this thread.
Just have to learn to improvise.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:31 pm

^^^^^^

I exactly know that feeling. The less I understand a lad, the more confidence I try to radiate. I let him talk for minutes only commenting with "u-hu", "erm", "yes", "okay", "I see". In the end I say, that "I fully understand you". This is the time when the lad turns to more easy messages like "when will you make the payment" and when I say "not" and he askes "why" ... it is my time for my revenge. My theory is, that fast taking unintelligeble lads are simply explaining the wicked and complicated reasons, that are meant to convince me of the necessity to make a payment. So that part really isnt worth trying to understand. Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:08 am

Does someone want to claim a lad calling from Malaysia, asking for (or possibly his name is, I'm not really sure) . He seemed to be confused because you had said in email that you can't give him your personal information.

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:53 pm

Thanks Cyric, I'll be sure to use your number with some of my lads I have hooked!

Expect a call soon Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:37 pm

You guys, Cyric is doing some incredibly funny stuff. Everyone give him a thumbs-up...his number is very handy!

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:07 pm

Thank you, Steam, but when a lad starts conversation by saying "I love ice cream", the call will be funny anyway, no matter what I say. It's you, the baiters, that make this work. I just answer the phone.

I'm too busy at the moment to bait properly myself, so this way I'll be at least as useful as possible and get my share of all the fun you wicked, evil colleagues have with the lads. Keep them coming!

Gee, I'm becoming a postwhore with this thread...

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:11 pm

lol @ "I love ice cream"

If any of my guys call and they say something funny, I would love to hear it!

Thank you SO MUCH Cyric! You're truly awesome Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:59 am

has anyone called for the last two digits yet? Please give them 3 and 9. Textquestion and answer will be provided by mail or it is Q: COLOR? A: PRUSSIAN BLUE. But only if you are able to memorize that. At least five quys should call you about that, so I have given up to send you BCC on all of them.

Your service is great, saves me the bother to make excuses for all my US characters as to why their phone will be in Germany (my characters distribution is 30% German, 30% US, 30% UK, 10% miscellaneous).

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:04 pm

I've received loads of calls today, but they all went to voicemail, since I was too busy to answer (doing something less important, really, such as earning money to feed myself). But in case someone starts asking for those, I know it's your lad and will send you email.

Edited to avoid double posting: , there is a recording waiting for you, in case someone here regognizes that (or something similar) as their baiter name. The lad's name is apparently Colbert.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 68

Was there any for a Mr. ? The lad's name should be either or . I have been slapping them pretty hard to call.

-DTGR

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 May 2008 Posts: 21

I added your number to an gmail autoreply I had yesterday - just checked the mail and saw a lot of traffick there. I hinted of a dollachop so I guess some lads where eager to get a hold of you Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:45 am

All I got was gazillions of voice mails that lasted for few seconds and the lad didn't say anything.

If anything major comes up, I'll update the thread. Patience.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:03 am

Dennis from Nigeria just learned the hard way why it is not proper to call people at inconvenient times. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I had just woken up, was grumpy and this moron started bugging me right after I had opened my computer.
If I'm not mistaken, the clock is 7am in there. I never expected them to be even awake, let alone "working" that early.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:39 am

7am in NG means in the middle of the night in the US - and the lads will not know that you sit in Europe. I guess it was right to slap Razz

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:10 pm

[mCTB bank, they are not happy with Eeshm1d. abuse as you wish...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:45 pm

Ooo, exotic. A Greece number just appeared on the screen. Unfortunately no recording, so I have no idea who it was, but he seemed to have a problem with Moneygram (who doesn't in the LaaLaa-Land?) Whoever the baiter is, he will probably rant to you by email about it too sooner or later anyway.

The second call came right after that. speeeeaks...erm, er, um...veeeery...slooooooowly...wiiiiiith erm uh....loooots of pauuses aaaaand errrms and ummmms...
It took me two minutes to understand that he was trying to give me some sort of code phrase before he started reading his script, since his baiter had told him to do so when he calls. He kept calling it "Generic" for whatever reason. Amusing fellow.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:00 pm

expect an incoming call for Mr. Huntl$htinky

and he may use some passcode about his a$$ being ready for something.

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I might have to get a number, this sounds like just so much fun, lol.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

expect a call from a peter gawu.

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:17 am

Expect a call from Jmaes (not a typo) Okoye for Duncan Doenuts about his $1.5m winnings.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:13 am

For the record, your lads may complain that they cannot reach you in the near future: the real life decided it's fun to make me busy again, so I can't be sitting by my computer nearly as often as the lads like to call.

That is not to say that you shouldn't send them in anyway, in case you think it's useful for your bait: I'm still here as often as I can and will happily cause as much ladache as I can. And in case I'm not, there will always be the voicemail, so the lads get at least something.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:21 pm

Cyric, thanks for the recording and help so far. I meant to ask; What is the content of your voice mail? Generic I assume.

My lad's primary email is bouncing (fricken stupid stupid lads), yet I still receive email from him. I have 2 other email addresses from his original emails back in April, trying to figure out how to use them from all 3 of my characters without giving it away.

As far as work goes...my motto "No pain, NO PAIN". I wish I could figure out a way to set up a skype account here at my desk in the school district's computer repair shop, I'd have a 9-5 lad-line for all...I really am not very busy here. In fact, I kind of think the district is paying me to bait. Laughing

Good luck with that work thing.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:12 pm

tss1961 wrote:

I meant to ask; What is the content of your voice mail? Generic I assume.

You assume right, it just says with machine-like voice "This person can't be reached at the moment" or something like that. I'm not really sure, actually, I just wrote something there when I set it up. In the future I could see if it's possible to create a long audio file and make them listen to it before they can leave a message.

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