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ChainYanker
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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...So here you are. My apologies to Avril Lavigne, and to anyone reading this.

Baiter Boi

He was a lad
I liked to bait
Can I make it any more obvious?
He liked to scam
I liked to play
What more can I say?

He lied through his teeth
I’d never tell
That I knew that he was no banker quite well
All of my friends
Stuck up their nose
And we made fun of his fractured prose.

I was a baiter boy, I said, “See ya later, boi
You know I’m way too smart for you”
He thought he was so great, knew nothing ‘bout the bait
He needed to come back down to earth.

Five months from now he sits in the café
Hitting the keyboard, looking for prey
He surfs the net, and guess what he sees?
Baiter Boy makin’ fun of his pleas.

He shows all his friends
The news hits ‘em hard
‘Cause they’ve got eight TWATs standing in their backyard

I was a baiter boy, I said, “See ya later, boi
You know I’m way too smart for you”
He thought he was so great, till he heard ‘bout the bait
And I’m near out of breath with mirth.

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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love it CY!
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Woohoooo I have my own theme tune now Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Go ahead and call me stoopid , but I dont know who Avril Lavigne is. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

She's the lady who wrote "Skater Boi".

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh that makes it a lot clearer... then again no it doesnt ...Im hope less. Confused

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Eh, it's a parody. Read the lyrics, and you'll get it.

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"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just Googled "Sk8er Boi youtube" and watched the video.

Nice job, CY!!! I like your lyrics much better than the original. clapping

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bravo clapping

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

For those more into classic rock Laughing I offer this.
I started it as a n00b but never finished it, until now. Sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California"

Quote:
In the dark on my puter
Scam email with a plea
Wan Quin offering millions
Guaranteed risky free
So I searched it on google
I saw a scam fighting site
I read that board until my sight grew dim
I laughed my ass off all night

The Mods said at the gateway
Bid your free time farewell
And I was thinking to myself
This baiters' Heaven could be eyestrain Hell
Then I started my first bait
Cherrie showed me the way
Older members in the forum's rooms
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Forum at the Eater
It’s a baiters' place
An addictive place (background)
For a mugu chase
Plenty of room in the Forum at the Eater
Any time of year
Damn Mod stole my beer (background)
SP's posting here

My pet is Mariam twisted
She wants a Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of asshole barristers
That she calls friends
How they dance in the email
Net cafe sweats
They play for the money
We play for death threats

Then I said to Mod Meyer
Help me kill a fake site
He laughed;
I like your killer spirit here
N00b killer joins the fight
And still the fora are calling from far away
Reading up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Forum at the Eater
It’s a baiters' place
An addictive place (background)
For a mugu chase
Plenty of room in the Forum at the Eater
Any time of year
Damn Mod stole my beer (background)
SP's posting here

Members are now online
Lotta Pimms on ice
And they say
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device

And in the Eater fora
We gather for the feast
We poke lads with our pointy sticks
Special TWATs Safari East…

Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the life I had before
Relax said the night Mod
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave….

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

HAAHAHAHA. Laughing Laughing Laughing That's really good, faith. A little corny, but good.

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Love it
Weird Al's cover (addicted to spuds) of Rob Palmer's Addicted to love was playing in the next room when I read the lyrics and it all worked fine for me.

I will admit that I have been running a very high fever on and off over the last 4 days combined with the drugs that I'm sure do as much good as stop me sleeping maybe I've lost the plot.

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 6:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ROTFL! Classic! And as newbie I can identify with all that! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Both are very good! Great stuff.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Im thinking of making a satire on the mugu anthem "I go chop your dollar". So far ive come up with "I go get a jobba, I get off my arse and go worka..." What would happen if Mugus found out about such a song?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bad boi's bad boi's
Whatcha gunna do when eater comes for you

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

SF that was AWESOME! clapping

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love both of them but I would love them even better if we could get a mugu to sing them....

challenge anyone?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't truly compete with SlayerFaith but FWIW here's my effort to the tune of Devo's Whipit...

Quote:
Bait that Lad
Drive his Oga mad
Go for the chop
Till he begs you to stop

I say bait him
Bait him good

When a scammer comes your way
You must bait him
Drive him mad by night and day
You must bait him
Whatever he might say
You must bait him

Now send him
Off to Chad
Make him starve
Make him sad
Ask for trophies
All absurd
Drive him witless
And that’s the way
To bait him
Bait him good

When a scammer comes around
You must bait him
Let Alan close him down
That’s why you bait him
A Lad becomes a clown
Come on let’s bait him

I say bait him
Bait him good

Now send him
Off to Chad
Make him starve
Make him sad
Ask for trophies
All absurd
Drive him witless
And that’s the way
To send him
Off to Chad
Make him starve
Make him sad
Ask for trophies
All absurd
Drive him witless
And that’s the way
To bait him
Bait him good

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

from another thread-but i'm sure it would work just as well here

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