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Roycropper
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:16 am |
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A while back, a few of you were good enough to give me advice and links to pages telling me how to take wedding photos, having found myself 'volunteered' as photgrapher for one of Hayley's workmate's wedding.
Mission accomplished, no disasters (yet) the odd part was being doorstepped by a reporter, who had been tipped off that a dog in a dress was playing the part of chief bridesmaid! I forwarded the pic below to him, he has sent it to various papers in the Greater Weatherfield area. PM me if you see it printed (I'll send 'em an invoice  )
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Gnasher
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:47 am |
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Is Frou Frou the dog going on the honeymoon too? Makes a change from the mother in law. Great pic BTW. |
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Chibuike
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:24 pm |
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Not sure if green is the dog's best color but the photo is great! |
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thefife
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:09 pm |
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^^ I agree. A slimming black dress would have been nice & it would have gone perfectly w/ that black line she's sporting across her eyes. These unflattering bridesmaid dresses is exactly the reason I refuse to be in weddings. |
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jojobean
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:08 pm |
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I love how you blacked out the dog's eyes. |
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thefife
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:18 pm |
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^^I don't think that's Roy's work, I think it was the dog's idea.  |
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...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
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mami
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:23 pm |
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When my dog saw the wedding girl, he couldn´t help but wanting to be with her. He´s in love.
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thefife
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:29 pm |
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But he's nekkid. Cute & adorable, but nekkid. |
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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SlapHappy
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:55 pm |
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Waddaya mean, the fife? The dog's not nekkid. The dog is wearing a collar. |
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Kabuto Sama
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Joined: 28 Jun 2006
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:56 pm |
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 Oh boy... My idea of a dog goes to larger, less fluffier specimens.
Or maybe just larger.
Like the very friendly black coated St. Bernard I encountered last week.
Or it was a Lab/S. B. hybrid? Nevermind, he was very friendly for a dog I never seen before. |
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mami
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:35 pm |
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@ the fife, my dog is a MAN, he is masculine and doesn´t like people washing him, cutting his hair, blowdrying him, polishing his nails.
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SlapHappy
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:05 am |
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@mami - He doesn't look like he has much hair to cut. He is nekkid!
Look at all the skin he is showing! I'd never been seen out in public, looking like that! But, then again, cats are more refined than dogs, anyway...Look at my nice shiny coat.
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Kabuto Sama
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:09 am |
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@ SlapHappy
I definitely agree.
Catz are more squeamish about their look. And their smell too. Hardly encountered a smelly cat. Smelled many dawgs . |
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OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister" |
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thefife
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:28 am |
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@SH Sooooo, you like to dress up eh...will have to get you some kitty clothes.
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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SlapHappy
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:07 pm |
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@thefife - As you can see by my collar, I prefer hip and stylish accoutraments that reflect my elegance and high social status. If you want to purchase me some "kitty clothes" as you call them, contact my tailor please for the proper fitting measurements. |
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Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
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thefife
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:15 pm |
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Will do SH, I wouldn't want you looking anything but your absolute very best! |
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Roycropper
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:08 pm |
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Just got back from camping in Welsh Wales, The guy's article, with my photo, has made it to 3 local papers, plus the Weatherfield Evening News, and the Northern edition of the Metro, a free paper with a huge circulation.
My local rag has it on page 3, so I can now truthfully say I am a published page 3 photographer (For non Brits, page 3 of the Sun newspaper contains a daily topless lovely)
No money has appeared in my letterbox, but the bride and groom are tickled pink, as we say oop north. |
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
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I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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remmy223
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:38 pm |
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welsh wales?????
i didnt think it was anything else
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iMike
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Nice - just spotted that in the local paper. Don't normally read it much - I'm getting to that sort of age where the first thing I look at is the obituaries to see if anyone I know has died! Well, that & the court page - noticed that an old school friend of mine picked up a driving ban recently. |
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kleindoofy
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Judging - among other things - by the industrial thickness of the glasses on the table (in the pic in the OP), the apparent "mustard jar" rim on the champagne glasses, and the groom's haircut, I'm guessing this wedding was a really classy affair. |
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Eliza_Doolittle
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My brother's "Wife" made them have ORANGE and camouflage as their wedding colors. I think having this dog in the wedding and the things kd mentioned was a lot more classy than what they did. LOL
Cute pic, BTW |
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Is this it ?
Mod edit - link removed as requested by Roycropper - SB |
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windypops
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Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:11 am |
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Isn't it tradition for the best man and chief bridesmaid to....? Well, you know. |
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Doodle Bug
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| Judging - among other things - by the industrial thickness of the glasses on the table (in the pic in the OP), the apparent "mustard jar" rim on the champagne glasses, and the groom's haircut, I'm guessing this wedding was a really classy affair. |
Are you a Wedding co-ordinator perchance ? please see dream jobs thread |
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kleindoofy
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No, but I know what a glass looks like that costs more than $2.50. |
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