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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Thu May 29, 2008 7:53 pm |
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No convoluted explanation on how they got this windfall
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From Mark Copper
Email:[email protected]
Alternative:[email protected]
Telephone +22509214628.
Please can you assist me invest $18,000,000.00 (Eighteen Million Dollars) that will be under your control when the money gets to your account in your country? and I want you to understand that this amount will be transferred into your personal account as soon as I receive your reply indicating your interest and ability to handle this.
I will let you know the full details of this immediately you indicate your interest and also the necessary documents regarding the fund will be forwarded to you immediately.
This is authentic and risk free Our sharing ratio will be subject to negotiation. Please if you are interested kindly get back to me immediately with your contact information.
Regards,
Mark Copper |
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_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu May 29, 2008 7:56 pm |
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Have they ever NOT been lazy??
Looks like a beginner without a script. Probably saw succeses of friends or people in his village and decided to start. Or is just not really organized. I see this type of email from time to time.
Let´s give him a try. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu May 29, 2008 8:04 pm |
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Speaking of horrible formats, check this one out. It's in the surplus bin if anyone wants a go at it.
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HELLO DEAR?
I AM VICTORIA FROM SIERRA LEONE 22 YRS OLD WITH TEARS AND SORROW I EXPLAIN
MY SELF IN A HUMBLE MANNER AFTER THE DIETH OF MY FATHER MR JOHN KEWRELL WHO
WAS BECAUSE OF THE PROBLEMS IN MY COUNTRY WHICH TAKE A LOT OF LIFES AND
TENDER MANY HOME HOMEMLESS BECAUSE LIFE IS MORE PRECCIOUS THAN GOLD NOTHING
WE USE TO REPARE IIFE IF IS LOST SO WE DICIDED TO RUN FROM MY COUNTRY WITH
MY MOTHER, TWO BROTHERS AND SISTERS ALL A SUDDEN MY TWO BROTHERS AND SISTER
WHERE KIILLD BY ROBBEALS AND MY MOTHER LATER DIED BECAUSE OF THE PAINS OF
HIS CHILDREN.AFTER THE DIETH OF MY MOTHER MY FATHERS UNCLE STARTED TO
PERSECUT ME ABOUT MY FATHERS PROPERTIES WHICH HE LATER SNATCHED FROM ME
UNDER TREATHING BY THE HELP OF A Rer FATHER I CAME TO DAKAR SENEGAL UNDER
REFUGEE,INFART THE MORE I EXPLAIN MY SELF AND SITUATION I SHADE TEARS WHEN
I REMEMBER PAST, I AM ONLY ONE REMAIN IN OUR FAMILY?NOW I AM IN A CRITICAL
SITUATION THINGS ARE VERY BAD WITH ME BUT I CANT JOIN PROSTUTITION,OVER MY
DIED BODY BECAUSE OF THE WAY I WAS BROUGHT UP BY MY LATE PARENT I AM PURING
ALL MY HEART TO YOU I HOPE THAT GOD WILL USE YOU TO SALVE ME.
NOW I DICIDED TO GET MARRIED BY MY AGE WHY I SURPOSE TO BE IN SCHOOL BY NOW
BUT THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO,INFACT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I AM LOOKING FOR
IN MY LIFE WHICH I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT DISAPOINT ME.I AM SEING HELL HERE
BUT THE ONLY THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY AT TIMES IS THAT MY FATHER LEFT THE
SOME OF 10.5 000.000 US DOLLARS IN A FORIGN BANK WHICH I AM THE ONLY PERSON
HE TOLD ABOUT IT BEFORE HIS DIETH AND EVERY THINGS IS WITH ME HERE ,THE NEXT
OF KIN AND THE DOCUMENT AND THE WHOLE CONTACT IS WITH ME BECAUSE MY FATHER
LOVES ME VERY MUCH THAT WAS THE REASON WHY HE GAVE ME THIS INFORMATION ABOUT
THE MONEY,NOW I HAVE CALLED THE COMPANY AND THEY TOLD ME THAT UNLESS I HAVE
SOME BODY WHO WILL REPRESENT ME WITH THE DOCUMENTS THAT IS REQIRED THAT THEY
ARE NOT GOING TO RELIASE THE MONEY,SO THIS IS WHY I AM LOOKING FOR YOU TO GO
FOR IT WHO IS MY BODY AND MY FLESH SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ME FEAL FREE
TO CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL ([email protected]) FROM YOUR BOX
FOR EASIER COMMUNICATION . HOPING FOR YOUR REPLY SOONEST.
YOURSFAITHFULL VICTORIA |
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_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Thu May 29, 2008 8:10 pm |
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Reads like a plot from Eastenders |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Thu May 29, 2008 9:14 pm |
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I haven't been baiting for a couple or years or more but I thought I'd have another go. So I rattled off a dozen 'I'm very interested, tell me more' emails in the last week and not one reply yet. Definitely lazier than I recall. |
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Thu May 29, 2008 9:17 pm |
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These kind of lads are trophy machines |
_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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419h8r
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 100
Location: u.s. of a
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Fri May 30, 2008 1:24 am |
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THere is no level of Lazyness too low for those maggots to crawl to. |
_________________ One of your bous called me and INSULTED me yesterday! : M@kul0 R@$0n
It is written in the scripture that " thou shall not suffer a witch to
live"
-Cpt Br1@n to Fr W1ll1@m C00per, expressing frustration that a fellow lad had chopped his dollar. |
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AEarhart51
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2008
Posts: 50
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Fri May 30, 2008 3:50 am |
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I'd say they're getting extremely lazy indeed.
I took the time to write a wonderful letter to one "Mother Carolina Starr", expressing my concern for her health (of course she has cancer and is writing me on her hospital laptop) and my wish to aid her in any way possible since I felt that she and I have a great deal in common.
I signed it "Warm Regards,
A. Earhart"
In return I got this:
Dear warm regards
Thanks for your email, am very sorry for not geting back to your mail in time.
First of all I must have to appriciate you for your understanding towards my Illness, thank's and God bless you. Also i will like the fund to be release to you.
Please get back to me.
Sincerely,
Mother Carolina Starr. |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Fri May 30, 2008 3:54 am |
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Wow, that's almost worse than no reply at all!
Think all the baiting is starting to get to them? |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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tomfoolery
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Apr 2008
Posts: 69
Location: Keeping the home fires burning
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Fri May 30, 2008 9:41 am |
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I had a go at this bloke and just had the following back:
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Dear 1manen P0sta
Please, I need your assistance and I want you to know that personally, I am not saying that you are an idiot but I want your assistance so that the money will be transferred from here to your country for investment. |
Where did I go wrong?
As well;
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i need somebody to give me parental advices and control,beside my wicked uncle who supposed to be by my side turns to be my enemy because of my late father's properties. i am now hiding in a hotel from where i am writing you this message. |
Thanks for putting him my way, will let you know how it goes on. |
_________________ I just cant understand your non charlant behaviour to this transaction, despoite all my mails to you ,you just kept me in the cold,Why??
Let me hear from you today or i will consider you a misfit for this matter.
Hope you doing good.
Regards,
Dr K0ng0lo
"I have got into big troubles on your acount. You are confusng us greatly here" - Mu5a U5man |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Posted:
Fri May 30, 2008 11:04 am |
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Enjoy |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Sat May 31, 2008 1:23 pm |
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Several of the idle little b4stards have now got back to me, it took them the best part of a week! They need to learn that if anyone doesn't reply promptly to an email it's going to be me. One of the cheeky buggers even tried to chop my dolla before I'd been properly scammed! Hint, I don't think the Nigerian 'Defence Security Department' operates from a gmail address or signs its emails 'have a w0nderful day'
Much hilarity will follow, I'm sure.
SG |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:49 pm |
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You want lazy? Take a peek at my latest piece of Lad paperwork:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=139817 |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Sat May 31, 2008 4:31 pm |
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@ Yastreb
That is Chronic idleness |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Sat May 31, 2008 5:55 pm |
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@solo, and apparently WU uses Hotmail now! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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kraftstrom
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 107
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Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 7:51 pm |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
Speaking of horrible formats, check this one out. It's in the surplus bin if anyone wants a go at it.
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HELLO DEAR?
I AM V1CTORIA FROM SIERRA LEONE ...
... YOURSFAITHFULL V1CTORIA |
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I hope to get a trophy from her soon, but she seems quite lazy. She also asked me for only 10 euros... I thought banks would demand higher fees nowadays |
_________________
"You bastards think it’s funny,
Lyin’ and thieving all your life,
Think all there is is money,
Got your future strapped up tight,
Just ‘Cos You Got The Power,
That don’t mean you got the right"
"ONE DAY YOU WILL DIE LIKE ANT!" - Apostle Obinna |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:22 am |
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As pi$$ed of as I am about being scammed for $24 000, I've now reluctantly enlisted the aid of the Nigerian 'Defence Security Department' to help sort it all out . I hope I don't have to put any more money 'up front'!
I wish they wouldn't abbreviate 'you' to 'u' though, damn slovenly that. How much effort is it to hit two more keys? But I suppose if it makes their screed less believable I shouldn't complain. |
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:27 am |
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If you want lazy try getting them to call you. I told one lad to call me but he didnt, so I called him a "baboon" and a "lazy arse" and got away with it, the next day he called and he just said "send the money, send the money, send the money, send the money, good day" and hung up. No "hello, how are you I am Mr so and so" so I slapped him again. The next time he called he just babbled aimlessley.
I published this bait under the heading "Im coming to bait you" He wanted $5000US but I sent it to someone else intsead, and thats how I got my siggy. |
_________________ "FURK YOU ASO, MONTHER FURKER TO HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FURKING DOLLAR MAD MAN." J0y C4mara (ASEM a.k.a. J0y Cumm1ng5) |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:05 am |
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Wow, if THIS is indicative of how a lot of them are behaving of late, they should not be getting too much monies in the long run! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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tomfoolery
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Apr 2008
Posts: 69
Location: Keeping the home fires burning
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:42 am |
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this guy's not just lazy, he's stupid as well.
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Now I don't have any family I am alone. |
and later in the same email
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I will be coming to meet you over because here my life is in danger since after the death of my father my uncles are threating my life and they want to kill me so they will claim the money.
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Do uncles qualify as family? Even murderous ones? |
_________________ I just cant understand your non charlant behaviour to this transaction, despoite all my mails to you ,you just kept me in the cold,Why??
Let me hear from you today or i will consider you a misfit for this matter.
Hope you doing good.
Regards,
Dr K0ng0lo
"I have got into big troubles on your acount. You are confusng us greatly here" - Mu5a U5man |
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A Jersey housewife
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 282
Location: Movin' through Kashmir
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:09 pm |
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If they send me emails with all capitals I tell them I cannot read it and then it shows up with the proper case.
Sometimes I just hit reply to an initial email and say NOTHING and they still come back as if I had said something interesting. |
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Sgt.Sanchez
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 May 2008
Posts: 49
Location: USA
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:09 am |
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This one doesn't have a few million. Should be fun , I love the depressed ones.
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Subject I WILL KILL HANG MYSELF WITH THIS PREGENACY
IM WEAK ,FRAUSTRATED ,TIRED AND SUFFERING.I DONT WANT TO CONTINUE THIS AND ALL THOSE CHRISTIANS ARE NOT PRATISING WHAT THEY PREACH.I WILL KILL MY SELF AND I DONT WANT TO CONTINUE IN THIS WEAKEND WORLD.PRAY FOR MY SOUL. BYE AND SEE YOU IN HEAVEN. RITA ][/quote] |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:40 pm |
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@Sgt Sanchez,
It seems your potential pet bought her starter kit at the same place as my new friend Arit@ J@ck She just keeps piling on the misery and my patience is wearing a bit thin to be honest, all my suggestions of interesting hobbies she could take up to keep herself amused at the weekend are just rejected out-of-hand. |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:38 pm |
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In general, no! Lads are not getting more lazy, they're just constantly trying out different formats and approaches. Sometimes the short and sweet message catches the eye of someone who wouldn't bother to read a format three pages long. Other times they appear lazy because they do not invest a lot of effort on a particular baiting character. But often this is not laziness but efficiency -- if a scammer doesn't think he has a good chance of getting something out of a victim, he's not going to bother putting in much effort. So evidence of mugu laziness may just mean that you don't really have him on the hook yet. |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:51 pm |
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Interesting point Firehouse , I agree they have to adapt formats and approaches, but in my humble opinion the game is getting hard for the lads because the internet opened the door for thousands of Lazy thick scammers who are out of their depth and messing up the old time Modality. |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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