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ChainYanker
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Western Union, Money Gram
Wrong MTCNs, wrong names
When will it all end?

Ah, Gmail jokers
Bane of your wretched life
We will win, mugu

Don't know what to do
Tried L.O.S.T., Parcel D1rect
Still hasn't arrived

The hot sun blazes
As he waits for the shuttle
From the Simba camp

It's funny how I
Meet so many people named
Mike Hunt and Heywood.

I've been waiting for you
At the Abuja airport
For seven whole hours


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Two tired mugus complain
Of hash conditions

From Lagos to Chad
N'Djamena, Abeche
Will it never end?

You TWATers all are
Unimaginable pigs
Jojo and Prof, too

Meat, pizza and wine:
Recipe for disaster
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packman
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Joined: 15 Dec 2007
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very good! clapping

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ronco
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Joined: 24 Nov 2007
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 12:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent work!...maybe we could have a poetry contest in the future

(edit:'we' as in the site...not 'we' as in me and you, I'm only good at limericks)

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