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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:56 am

Well I have a new job as an exotic reptile seller and distributer. Working on a quick site that I can show my new friend Kelly.

Currently we are stocking faux-spiked cockatrices, coastal and flat backed basilisks, and the nearly extinct blue spotted haggis. I'll post a link when I have it done

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:06 pm

I have placed my Zebra order yesterday, but so far no response.

I want my Zebra, and I want it NOW!!! Laughing

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:02 pm

I'm still waiting on the cephies she told me had the other day. Me thinks she's a wee bit busy! Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 4

Quote:

Hello Kelly,

I am on the road and can not currently be reached by phone (I'm having problems with my cell phone).

Can you provide a quote to me?

I require the following:

4 Zebras (2 adult males, 2 adult females)
Can you specify the species of the Zebras you have? Are they Equus Grevyi, Equus Quagga or Equus Stripus? I prefer the Equus Stripus as they are very rare.

3 Camels
The Camels need to be the species Camelus Hallux and all female.

5 Ostriches

If this order works out then we will look at a larger order next time. How many can you handle?

We are prepared to place a deposit once the required paperwork is completed.

Regards,

Noah Sark
President
Canada Zoo Corporation

On 5/29/08, kelly briete <[email protected]> wrote:
thanks for getting back to us.We can also provide u with camels and ostriches okay.and we are ready to proceed with the shipping asap.Get back to us with ur phone number

Camelus Hallux = Camel Toe Wink

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 7:44 am

Kelly seems really concerned that the animals go to good homes, has anybody tried baiting as a restaurant wanting meat from rare animals for it's special menu Shocked

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Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:42 am

^^TT - Someone asked that a couple years ago, with puppies, and the scammer was happy to oblige. Mad

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 10:40 am

Poor Kelly must be absolutely flat chat looking for all these exotic beasties as (s)he hasn't got back to me yet about my drop bears Sad

Definitely time for a good poking with the trusty cattle prod Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 11:39 am

I'm asking if they have any womanimals.

its part man part woman and part animal.

I know they exist, i've woken up with a few.......

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 11:43 am

@turkey trotter - i'll let you know

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Hi, I saw your add, I have a high demand for Zebra meat, I will pay top money for good quality meat, are they grain fed or grass fed. How many can you get me, and how fresh are they?

Issac hunt

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 12:20 pm

my third and final bait to our friend is along the lines of 'doth thou offereth the mighty Zebra semen for sale?' i'll need a photo of 'harvesting' of course.....

(nb do zebra's have stripey cocks?)

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 12:39 pm

^^^

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 12:43 pm

^^Nice to see you post out of the PWT, packy. Very Happy

He keeps demanding I phone him to be sure I really want the dinosaurs. I really can't be bothered. I'll see if a phone call is needed if I want to buy some slightly more "normal" pets.

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 12:50 pm

@heywood

Well if the lazy mugu ever gets back to me with his CITES forms filled in with the appropriate picture in respect of question 2.17 I will be able to answer your question regarding a zebras' manhood (zebrahood?)

I think he's realized he's being bated to hell and back, he's not returning my calls.

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 6:06 pm

Man, all I got was 'yes' and nothing more. Evil or Very Mad

Looks like I may need to prod again! Must have them before the renovations are completed and the grand reopening occurs! Haven't I made that clear enough? Rolling Eyes

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

originally I only got "yes" too , I then chased and got a more comprehensive reply but despite chasing me latest questions remain unanswered - ha ha probably completely overwhelmed.
my catkin breeding plan is now on hold pending confirmation of shipping arrangments Crying or Very sad

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 4

I'm a bit disapointed as well. I have a zoo to run. I'm prepared to send a cheque but of course all the appropriate documentation needs to be provided first (vet forms, import forms, etc). Sigh Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:19 pm

yes, my humpty back camel order is still awaiting the return of paperwork too. My last mail to him/her I said I had the 3,000 cash in my pocket just waiting for the forms Confused

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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:24 pm

Ms Miler seems to get around.If you Google her addy,she is selling dogs on 3 different continents,real estate in Florida,and a Harley-Davidson in GB.Must be busy with all of her business ventures

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

If I dont get a reply tomorrow I shall contact Customer Relations and instigate a complaint - what kind of a set up is this!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 4

doc holliday wrote:

Ms Miler seems to get around.If you Google her addy,she is selling dogs on 3 different continents,real estate in Florida,and a Harley-Davidson in GB.Must be busy with all of her business ventures

Oooo a puppy. They're soooo cute!! I just have to get one. Very Happy

Quote:

Item: Gorgeous Tea cup yorkie puppies for
Category: Dogs
Price: 180
Description: Cute and lovely yorkie puppies for adoption to any caring home,the babies are very sociable with kids and other household pets.They also have an outstanding eye performance and a wonderful personalities.The babies are also potty-trained with good behavioral aspects.All shots are current and all health papers updated.so just contact me by email via ([email protected]) is that ok by you.

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 2:01 am

Well, well, she/he is getting a little mouthy with me now. Methinks a slap is in order...

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We already told you that if you dont give us a call then forget about this animals okay.We are not ready to fill this form and send to some one we dont no

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Well I finally got a reply, seems shes all ready to ship my catkins but wants me to stump up £700 up front before she will trot off to send them. Now what shall I do ??
I think I should at least have a photo of them to see they are in good condition Smile

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 2:07 pm

I got no replies at all.

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 2:15 pm

^^^I'm in the same boat as you.

Hopefully 'she' has a backlog of spurious orders from baiters. My short haired chanting Dhali Llama must be at the back of the queue.

This guy is as lazy as our good friend Pastor Ballas. What is it about these exotic animal sellers? Give me a good hitman any day.

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 6:00 pm

Wow, FINALLY got some correspondence! I would say we're just a teeny tiny bit buried in special requests!

Me:

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On Fri, May 30, 2008 at 4:50 AM, <[email protected]> wrote:

Kelly,

I need to know the details for this transaction to proceed or I shall have to find another supplier. The Grand Opening is coming up and I will need to know. Please get back to me soon!

Kelly/Smith??

Quote:

thanks for getting back to us.We are ready to proceed with the paper work on Monday and on Tuesday we shall do the delivery okay.So you have to get back to us with your full contact address and phone number because it will be use in the permit.
As for the money you are going to send half of the money so that we can arrange their papers and permit.So once we have the money we are going to proceed.

Regards
Director
Mr.Williams Smith
Tel.+23794428364

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