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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:34 am

@mr.Wang

Maybe being nice to her in THIS bait... but I've being NASTY in another one with her/him.

Several different approaches work wonders to keep Kelly running around the mullberrybush. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

no wonder she has not answered my mail

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:14 pm

E-mailed Kelly, told him/her (it?) I wasn't interested in zebras, but if it knew someone who could get tarantulas....

She gave me this "ministry" add: [email protected]

Getting ready to play really dumb with them...

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Are those the Brazilian 9 legged variety? Those are nasty and require all sorts of forms for importation.

Good luck getting those past customs unless you have a picture, and the forms in triplicate.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:30 pm

Quote:

YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT WESTERN UNION TO THE BELOW ADDRESS TO
> MY
> SECTARY
>
> RECEIVER'S FULL NAMES...........................KHAN ELVIS
> COUNTRY.....................................................CAMEROON
> ZIP CODE.......................................................00237
> STATE............................................................LITTORAL
> CITY................................................................DOUALA
> AMOUNT.........................................................$2500.00
> TEST QUESTION ............................................WHEN?
> TEST ANSWER...............................................NOW!!
> REMEMBER TO SEND THE MONEY WESTERN UNION SO THAT WE CAN TRACK IT AND
> SEE
> IF THE MONEY IS THERE OK

Gotta love the name.Kelly evidently doesn't want anymore moneygrams from me.Think I'll send one anyway,and see if greed doesn't get the better of him/her/it

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:00 pm

Quote:

18:09 Hu: hello
I am wondering when I can expect the CITES form and vetinary certificate?
kelly: HI
18:10 WE NEED SOME MONEY TO CHANGE THE CITES TO YOUR NAMES THAT IS $300
18:11 Hu: I prepared the CITES form for you, that shouldn't be necessary.
it's only 3 pages as well, I have done over 20 pages of paperwork to prepare for this
18:12 kelly: I WILL FORWARD YOU THE VET PAPER AND THEN GET BACK TO YOU WITH THE CITES FORMS TOMORROW
IS THAT OK?
18:13 Hu: yes thankyou
although i will have to find another supplier if there's anymore delays, the zoo opened last week
18:14 kelly: IF YOU ARE TO FIND ANOTHER SUPPLIER PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND NOT TO BOARDER MYSELF
18:15 Hu: that's only a last resort, as soon as i get the CITES form and vetinary certificate I will send the $10,000 via western union as advised
18:16 kelly: OK I WILL GET BACK TO YOU LATER WITH THE DOCS OK?
Hu: I may have to split it into 5 seperate payments though due to limits on single transactions
18:17 kelly: YEST YOU WILL HAVE TO SPLIT THE PAYMENT IN TO 4 THAT IS 2500 FOR EACH TRANSFER
18:19 Hu: as is customary at this time of year in china, we are obligated to send you a gift as well
is there anything that you would like from here?
18:21 kelly: I WILL LIKE TO HAVE MINI VIDEO CAMERAS,PENTIUM 4 LAPTOPS AND CELL PHONE TO SUPPLY TO MY BOYS IN THE FIELD AND YOU WILL HAVE TO SEND THESE ITEMS DHL
18:22 Hu: unfortunately, only one gift can be sent. being over-generous portends bad luck
18:23 kelly: THEN I WILL PREF ARE THE PENTIUM 4 LABTOP COMPUTER
Hu: okay
kelly: DO YOU HAVE DHL IN YOUR LOCATION?
18:24 Hu: not a DHL, but a similar company called Tempest Transport
they also have a Western Union and MoneyGram service
kelly: WE DO NOT HAVE THAT IN OUR COUNTRY
Hu: they deliver world-wide
kelly: SO YOU WILL HAVE TO LOOK FOR DHL SINCE IT'S CLOSE TO OUR FARM
18:25 Hu: Tempest will deliver directly to your farm, if they are unable to they outsource other company to do so
你傻王八
18:26 kelly: WE ALWAYS RECEIVE PARCELS FROM DHL ALONE SINCE THERE ALSO HAVE OUR NUMBER
Hu: I can arrange to have Tempest forward the package onto DHL
18:27 學習騙局，如果您認為您獲得了一台筆記本電腦，然後慢跑。
kelly: YES
Hu: hm, forgive Chinese text. this computer is being very unresponsive
what is the address for your farm?
18:28 我想舔你的乳頭
我的陰莖是7英寸長，跛行！
18:30 kelly: YOU WILL HAVE TO FORWARD THE PARCEL TO DHL CAMEROON,POSTAL CODE IS 00237 ,BAMENDA,NORTH WEST PROVINCE,COMMERCIAL AVENUEPOSTAL CODE
18:32 Hu: okay, i have that organised
18:33 the laptop will be with you within a week, however we have no pentium 4
only dual core processor
kelly: I WILL BE OK BY THAT

Anyone know of a reputable shipping company? I only said Tempest Transport because I think I saw something here with a similar name.. she's not greedy anyways.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:23 pm

I already used P@rcel Direct on her and sent her all the things she asked. too bad the lazy moo wouldn't go pick them up at the depot.

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Kelly is lazy. She won't even spend time getting her MCTN from Tempest Transport.

She wants me to get it for her. Silly girl.

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:35 am

Well after 4 bad moneygrams,J0hn H0lmes just sent her a very blurry western union transfer.
Ge0re P4tton on the other hand has offered to pick his animals up in person.As he is a merchant sailor,she will need to meet him in a seaport.She suggested Douala,but I really think somthing 200 or more miles away may be more appropriate Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:37 am

What did Kelly name her favorite zebra?

Spot

(Sorry - I just heard that one, and it seemed appropriate)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Posts: 35

I got her to agree to send bank account tomorrow.

I had to really work her over to get the agreement. Well see if she twigs tomorrow. Here it is....
_____________________________________________________________

kelly: Hello
me: hello
Sent at 10:29 PM on Saturday
kelly: How far have you gone with regards to the animals?
me: you ceased contact with me.
you are very slow businesswoman
kelly: why would you sound like that? Huh
me: I contacted you 3 weeks ago. We talked about shipment and then you stopped talking.
Do you even remember the animals I ordered?
Sent at 10:32 PM on Saturday
kelly: i was waiting for you to make the payment so that i can pick up the money and proceed at once with the shipping.You never even provided me with the address to ship the animals to
me: yes i did. you never told me how to get you the money!
What animals did I order. Ibet you do not even remember.
Sent at 10:35 PM on Saturday
kelly: A MINUTE PLEASE I AM ON THE PHONE
OK?
me: Kiss my ass with your poor customer service. You ruined my daughter's birthday. She cried for days. I do not give a shit about your phone
kelly: as i said i am so sorry for that and i can give you a discount for that now!!
me: ok, what is the discount
Sent at 10:39 PM on Saturday
kelly: you will have to give me the list of the animals you want once more and i will make it up to you plus the discount ok?
Sent at 10:41 PM on Saturday
me: 3 billy bumblers, orange with stripes
kelly: how much did i ask you for them?
me: $6000 a piece
Sent at 10:43 PM on Saturday
kelly: now you will have to pay $5500 is that ok by you?
Sent at 10:47 PM on Saturday
kelly: Are you there?
Sent at 10:49 PM on Saturday
kelly: i just wish to satisfy you and your daughter now!! Let me know what you will like me to do for you at this point?
me: i will not pay more than $3500 a piece for the pain I have received and taht of my daughter! $500 off is an insult!
kelly: ok
ok you pay the $3500
now!!
me: thank you ... that is very fair of you
what do you mean by now
kelly: is it possible for you to make the payment now? So i can get them to you?
me: it is 11 pm here so no. I can make payment monday!
kelly: where are you located at?
me: Wastelands, Texas
Sent at 10:55 PM on Saturday
kelly: should i give you the address for the payment so you make the payment on Monday and get back to me with the Scan receipt of the Western Union ?
me: I would prefer a bank account to make transfer
Sent at 10:57 PM on Saturday
kelly: at the moment i am out of town and not so close to my bank i only use western union with my client since i only go to town at the end of the month
Sent at 10:59 PM on Saturday
me: now that my daughter's birthday is past i can wait till end of the month!
kelly: if you think that will be ok by you then let it be
me: ok it is only 5 days. Can you send information so i can go ahead and make transfer of $10,500 to your bank account
kelly: you will have to first of all email me with the address that you will like them ship to ok?
email me right away
me: ok i will
kelly: Waiting including a contact phone #
Sent at 11:04 PM on Saturday
kelly: i will get back to you later tomorrow with the details
waiting for the mail
me: ok I have sent
kelly: thanks and good night
me: my phone number is 206-426-****
Sent at 11:06 PM on Saturday
kelly: you have to email me your full names......../state....../city....../phone number....../address you will like tthem shipped to and closest airport to your location
me: closest airport is Dallas Internation. Send them to the address I sent you or I can pick them up at airport!
Full name is Roland Deschain
kelly: you will have to decide to pick them from the port or the delivery agent bring them to the address ok
me: I will pick them up at airport
kelly: i will need some money to prepare the paper work to your names
and you will have to wire that amount to me
WU
me: No I will only transfer the $10500 as agreed that should cover everything. Especially with all the trouble you have put me through already.
kelly: $2000.00 from the $10.500.00
me: what?
kelly: without this document,you will not be able to have them
me: You have already sent me document before. Do you not remember? It said they were disease free.
kelly: i mean the transfer certificate of ownership to your names
Sent at 11:13 PM on Saturday
me: No deal. The $10500 should cover that. Any legitimate business would be happy with bank to bank transfer. I can send document fee that way only.
Sent at 11:14 PM on Saturday
kelly: i will not like them tied up for the paper work
which you will have to present upon receiving
me: They can stay there with you until you receive payment for document and shipping. You can mail document or fax it and I will have it for when they arrive. This is not hard.
Sent at 11:17 PM on Saturday
kelly: ok
me: ok what is the bank information so I can send money on Monday
Sent at 11:21 PM on Saturday
kelly: i will get you all the details tomorrow
Sent at 11:25 PM on Saturday
me: ok.. i will be waiting with urgency...thank you
Sent at 11:27 PM on Saturday

kelly: thanks i will get back tou soonest

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

she is still hanging on.

Quote:

Kelly
you have taken my deposit money of $5,000 and i still have not seen the vet certs
what the f#$k is going on
where are my animals
Lucy

she replies

Quote:

I WILL LIKE TO KNOW WHEN YOU SEND THE MONEY?
AND TO WHAT ADDRESS? CAN I HAVE THE PAYMENT FORM?
PLEASE AFTER YOU MUST HAVE DONE SO,YOU WILL HAVE TO CONTACT THE BELOW ADDRESS FOR THE
ANIMALS([email protected])
THANKS

is that a new address to anyone

it is probably her still but i do a few changes to her mail

Quote:

Hello
who is this.
Kelly told me to contact you regarding my animals
Lucy

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From:
Date: Jul 26, 2008 10:12 PM
Subject: Re: Chat with Lucy Pindr
To: Lucy Pindr <>

YES I HAVE THE MONEY
I HAVE THE PAYMENT FORM
PLEASE YOU MUST CONTACT THE BELOW ADDRESS FOR THE
ANIMALS([email protected])
THANKS

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:21 pm

What is really interesting is that there really are such things as Ostrich farms, where they raise ostrich for the eggs.

I hear they make delicious omelettes, and some chef's swear by them. So by all means, buy one.(or 100) Smile

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 20 Jul 2008 Posts: 87

And not just the eggs. I've had ostrich meat and, believe it or not, it's actually a red meat. More like beef then chicken.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

There was a Ponzi scheme in the UK based on Ostrich farming a few years ago. The Department of Trade and Industry became involved as I recall.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

I've seen Ostrich meat on menus in Greece

In Kefalonia there were teeny, tiny nuns raising ostiches.
In the church next to the winery , San Gerasimos. ( I saw him )

But if you really want to confuse a lad start a rennet farm
or a haggis hatchery

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 27

Oh drat. I went and sent my money off to pet_livestock_animal_care0@yahoo.com instead of pet_livestock_animal_care00@yahoo.com! Whatever will we do now? That's what stupid Kelly gets for transferring me off to a different address, isn't it! Evil or Very Mad

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jul 2008 Posts: 1

hahahhaha..

I just found this forum because I keep getting dodgy emails for cheques for millions of dollars!

I love this thread and sent my own request to kelly.

Quote:

Hi,
I seen your ad selling zebras, but my tastes are more exotic and I heard you may be able to help.

I have been looking for a monkey magic and also a yoshi.. i've always wanted these creatures since I was a child.

Please if you can find these for me I would be grateful and willing to pay alot of $.

-Benson

Anybody remember the show monkey magic and yoshi from mario world on super nes?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:04 am

I seem to have hit some sort of metaphorical roundabout with no exits.
About 4 times in a row I have asked her for the CITES forms, not received them when promised, threatened to break the deal and then listen to her pleas for forgiveness.
She has also said she has already sent the CITES forms, at first I thought she was lying but then I realised she asked for an address after I asked her to send the completed forms..

That would be pretty awesome if she's sent them to a bogus address.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:00 pm

I've been busy with Kelly for some time now thanks to you all. And she promised me to pick me up at the airport coming night. She will just be to lazy to really show up but hell who knows. Anyone knows a fine hotel in Douala in case she doesnt show up?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:28 pm

I decided to join this fun roadshow... Kelly's going to sell me some c0ck tards, for breeding with my hen t...s, naturally!

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:10 pm

we need to bait harder, Kelly is not learning the lesson.

Quote:

kelly: PASTOR,I MUST CONFESS MY ANIMALS ARE GROWING EVERYDAY IN A LARGE NUMBER AND I AM AFRAID I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM
SO I WILL WISH YOU PLACE ME SOME ADS FOR PETS AND EXOCTICS

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:36 pm

I still have Kelly going around in circles over the Karma Cameleon mating video. S/he apparently has made it now and just needs the money for DHL shipping. Too bad our club's ex-president embezzled the money and we have to start collecting it again. I told her we can sell the TV and VCR to raise the funds. She hasn't caught on yet that we won't be able to watch the lizard porn if we do that.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:41 pm

Can I assume that the infrequency of Kelly's mails means she has a thriving business and is being kept v-e-r-y busy Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

just lost her. at leased i wasted 10 minutes of internet time

Quote:

me: kelly are you there
kelly: yes i am lucy how are you today?
me: i am fine thankyou and how are you
kelly: am ok
did you make the payment of the $5000.00
me: yes i did. that is what i told you before
kelly: can i have the details of the payment?
me: what is going on with my animals
kelly: I WILL LIKE YOU TO SCAN ME A COPY OF THE PAYMENT RECEIPT OK
me: i will. how are the animals?
kelly: THEY ARE OK
HOW SOON WILL YOU SCAN ME THE RECEIPT?
Sent at 12:02 AM on Thursday
me: it is at the farm i will send it when i get back
kelly: who made the payment?
can i have the sender's full names?
me: i am on a research vessel now doing study on the giant squid in the atlantic ocean
what do you mean who made the payment. I did and you collected it
kelly: who made the western union payment?
me: i did
i did
i did
kelly: can i have the sender's full names?
me: are you on drugs
kelly: why the question?
me: who does it say you are speaking to right now
obviously that is who paid the money
kelly: i just want to verify from the western unionstore
Sent at 12:08 AM on Thursday
me: why would you need to verify anything when you collected the money yourself
kelly: so when will you send the transfer receipt because the manager is asking for it inorder to ship the animals asap
me: I know he sent me mail
kelly: so if you will like to have the animals today,then please do send me or him the form
me: i dont like george he is very rude
he yells all the time
kelly: what are you going to do now?
that is the only option
me: your not very smart for a business person are you
kelly: i am
me: am what?
kelly: i will have to go now
me: wait what about my animals
kelly: you will contact the manager for that
hr requested the form and you know it
me: i am checking my files to see if i have the slip still
kelly: bye for now
me: no
kelly: so get back to him with the it
me: hold on
kelly: thanks
me: hold
kelly: talk to you later
me: hold
nooooooooooooooooo u rude bitch where the f$%k is my money you slut.

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