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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Tue May 27, 2008 12:44 am |
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Of course! That's where I got it from. A friend of mine tripped across that a while back and we have some fun on another forum with it. Save the Tree Octopi! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Tue May 27, 2008 2:33 am |
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Ginger Head wrote: |
a live haggis? |
That's what I'm looking for...a wee haggis, such a beautiful beastie |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue May 27, 2008 7:26 am |
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Make sure that you have the appropriate CITES documentation filled in by the seller before payment is made.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/2321729/CITES-A55VvIP3
Please ensure that you have an acceptable image for question 2.17 as the UN are being quite particular about this right now |
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I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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DTGR
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2008
Posts: 68
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Tue May 27, 2008 9:16 am |
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This just in...
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We do have available now zebras,hippo,unicorns,camels,ostriches |
Now the fun begins... |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue May 27, 2008 9:26 am |
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I wonder if this is our good friend Pastor Ballas Walas Williams King having another go at the animal business, following his roaring (sorry!) success in the thread below. I do hope so!
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=132201&highlight=pastor+ballas+walas
Either way I have ordered a chanting Tibetan Dhali Llama with a bald head.
Can I suggest that anybody who places an order requests a proforma invoice to keep him busy. |
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Taronq
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Aug 2007
Posts: 4
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Tue May 27, 2008 9:36 am |
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We do have available now zebras, hippo,unicorns, camels, ostriches |
I Thought it wouldent be long before he got unicorns! |
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atj
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2008
Posts: 88
Location: out of this world
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Tue May 27, 2008 9:48 am |
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And I've just asked him for a pregnant Gryphon! |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue May 27, 2008 12:46 pm |
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I asked if he had any Dinosaurs in stock. If not, I'll just settle for a manbearbig. |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Tue May 27, 2008 1:41 pm |
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Just reading through this thread...I'm getting a bit concerned that some of you may be joking around, please remember that the seller is a very busy man with many rare, extinct and non-existent species of animal to look after so I hope you all have every intention of recieving the animals you're asking him about and will take very good care of them all ok. Remember; a unicorn is for life, not just for Christmas. |
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"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Tue May 27, 2008 2:00 pm |
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Okay - after reading this thread twice, I finally gave in and I have ordered a male and female pair of aquatic blue & white striped tree frogs. I hope he can get them for me - they're adorable! |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Tue May 27, 2008 3:53 pm |
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Oh, of COURSE they'll be well taken care of! As soon as the arrive.
Are they being shipped by Noah's Ark? |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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A Jersey housewife
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 282
Location: Movin' through Kashmir
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Tue May 27, 2008 4:01 pm |
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Do you think he has any pushmepullyou's? |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue May 27, 2008 4:33 pm |
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He has unicorns for me!
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Thanks for getting back to me.We are animals rescuerers here in
Cameroon and we do have many exotic animals that need help okay.so if
you are looking for a unicorns then get back to us with the sex that you
want to buy and how soon you need them okay?how many do you want?were
are you located?what do you need this unicorns for and what type of
business are you doing?can we have your address and phone number?we
are giving the pairs for $2300.00 and that include the delivery fee.We are
very sorry for all the question is that we are been curious because
this animals need lots of care and companion. |
That's an awful lot of questions there> I don't think I can possibly answer them all in one email. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Tue May 27, 2008 5:04 pm |
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^^^ remember, Unicorns are supposed to be only females! If they have male unicorns, wow! THOSE ARE rare! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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SonicBOOM
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 May 2008
Posts: 83
Location: In a higher state of consciousness
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Tue May 27, 2008 5:29 pm |
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Great site! I've just asked if they can find me my very own Velociraptor. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue May 27, 2008 6:20 pm |
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Hippos!
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when are you ready to have them?we got just a male and a female hippo and
they are all healthy and strong.We are giving them for $4500.00 each.We are
very sorry for all the question is that we are been curious because
this animals need lots of care and companion. |
Excellent... can't be doing with wimpy hippos. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue May 27, 2008 6:35 pm |
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Kelly must be getting pretty busy. S/he sent me a similar email to my inquiry to populate a zoo. I thought this part was quotable and will need a reply:
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with the sex that you want |
She did tell me about camels, though I didn't ask about camels. I'll have to <strike>clarify</strike> confuse kelly a bit more with more questions. I am relieved to know that shipping is included. The prices seem to be going up for some reason. S/he is offering pictures if I am serious! Of course I am serious...
Edited x 2 due to keying errors If only I could find a "Preview" button... |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Tue May 27, 2008 7:11 pm |
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woohoo!! They have my blue and white striped tree frogs!!
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Thanks for getting back to me.We are animals rescuerers here in
Cameroon and we do have many exotic animals that need help okay.so if
you are looking for a male and female pair of aquatic blue & white
striped tree frogs then get back to us ....
We are very sorry for all the question is that we are been curious because
this animals need lots of care and companion.
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hmmm - they seem to be curious about my aquatic tree frogs as well |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Tue May 27, 2008 7:29 pm |
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I just inquired about an alpaca. My email was read (readnotify) within 2 minutes. "She" must be at her computer replying to all of you! |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Tue May 27, 2008 9:26 pm |
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How exciting I am hoping to get a pair of young catkins - one male the other female - I shall breed them and make my fortune. |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Tue May 27, 2008 10:23 pm |
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My impression is this is different lad than Pasta Balless from the other thread.Maybe he sold the script-hope he didn't get too much for it! |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Terry lane
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 May 2008
Posts: 2
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Tue May 27, 2008 11:15 pm |
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Just sent this
zebra'sTuesday, 27 May, 2008 11:11 PM
From: ****************View contact details To: kellymiler 001@gmail. com
Wow this is unbelivable...bare with me while I tell you that this is just one of the most amazing coincedneces that has EVER!! happened to me...and my partner(Derek). On May 14th me and Derek picked up the keys for our new restaurant and named it.... ZEBRA!!!!
How uncanny is it then that just a few days later (yesterday) My mother(Glenda) came across your offer of Zebras!
So I'm sending this E-mail to find out if it is possible to have one or perhaps two zebra's (two males if possible, we much prefer it that way)from you to use as a promotional aid on the weekend of the local fete.
So in synopsis....
Two male Zebras for the Zebra Resaurant on or around the week of 12 August 2008.
Yours hopefully
T.Lane
P.S. Will it be possible to combine postage on two Zebras? |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Tue May 27, 2008 11:38 pm |
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I have decided to send in my interest to become a distributer for them. I will specialize in exotic and nonexistent lizard-like creatures...such as basilisks and cockatrices |
_________________ "Once beaten,Twice Shy" - C@mila Bruc3
"JUST COME OUT STRAIGHT AND STOP BEATING BY THE BUSH, I KNOW $8000 IS A LOT OF MONEY" - Kelly-The famous zebra scammer |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Tue May 27, 2008 11:47 pm |
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Damn-I see the humpty back camel,and the velociraptor are spoken for.I have sent my request for a Norwegian Blue Parrot(lovely plumage,isn't it?) |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed May 28, 2008 1:07 am |
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Terry lane wrote: |
On May 14th me and Derek picked up the keys for our new restaurant and named it.... ZEBRA!!!!
How uncanny is it then that just a few days later (yesterday) My mother(Glenda) came across your offer of Zebras!
So I'm sending this E-mail to find out if it is possible to have one or perhaps two zebra's (two males if possible, we much prefer it that way)from you to use as a promotional aid on the weekend of the local fete.
Two male Zebras for the Zebra Resaurant on or around the week of 12 August 2008.
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Whoa there, just think for a moment, If you got a Male and Female Zebra, you could actually breed your own Zebras and serve Zebra at your Zebra restaurant!
Sadly, that would probably injure the sensibilities of the lad and ruin your bait. It just seemed "interesting" to me...
Edited because of not using the Preview button before the Submit button. |
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