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Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

Is she boring, or just busy?

She seems happy enough earlier today to detail how old my prospective purchases are (two years, three months), what their veterinary record are like etc, which I think is pretty impressive considering they've been extinct since the early Cretaceous. Laughing

I'm trying to add another species to my order at the moment
Initially she only wanted $250 for each of the six critters I've already ordered, I accidentally added a zero when I replied and she now wants $1500 as a deposit before I travel to Cameroon to pick them up. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:25 pm

Gee whiz, Solomon, if you're not careful you'll empty your wallet with foolish slips like that. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:21 am

I suspect she is suffering from the effects of a mass bait.If you google her name or mail,she seems to be mostly a puppy scammer.So one day she gets a little ambition and tries something more exotic.For a while,she must have thought she went to 419 heaven.Suddenly lots of people want all kinds of animals.But wait-they ask many questions.They insist forms be filled out.They ask for animals she has never heard of(much less services on them she never thought about performing).Unless she is a total idiot she understands she is being messed with.But she is greedy enough that she can't just say to hell with it,because a couple of these just may come up with some money.In the meanwhile,she is short and testy with everyone as she tries to sort it out.The last animal mass bait went pretty much the same-by the end everyone was getting one word responses.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:24 am

doc holliday wrote:

Unless she is a total idiot she understands she is being messed with.

I get the feeling she's an idiot. Not even the preliminary scripted responses were very creative.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:40 am

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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:55 am

S/he's not very inventive with his/her insults Confused

I think maybe flat out filling out forms and running around trying to collect money.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:13 pm

flat out refused to ring my exotic meat restaurant, didn't even get round to giving her the premium rate number.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:53 pm

perhaps she only needs to a bit of motivation?

Dear

after a brief discussion with our church board, we have decided that 2 zebr@s are not enough. we would like to increase our order to 4 zebras total. we ask that 3 of the zebr@s be female, for breeding purposes.

i have visited the transfer office and sent two transfers, each containing $5,ooo.00. please advise me when the funds are collected and the zebr@s will be shipped.

Pastor

Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:12 pm

She's just upset because I sent a 'blank receipt', HOW could I do such a thing!!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:27 pm

Kelly has given up talking to me because I haven't sent the $2,500 deposit (s)he wanted Crying or Very sad

Wonder if I'll get a reply back to my latest message saying that I have found 2 drop bears in South Africa at considerably less than what (s)he was charging and that the transaction went smoothly.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:11 am

She seems to be at a point where she doesn't know if she's coming or going. She just demanded that I send a payment to her even though we haven't even talked price yet. She also still hasn't told me her stock status on my exotic (and mythical) reptiles. She hasn't even got to the level of demanding I call her yet even though we've been emailing back and forth every day since this thread began.

I politely asked her about her level of incompetence and told her to answer my questions ASAP.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:25 am

She gave me a one sentance email about price and I never heard from her again. Laughing

Keep up the good work! She's forgetting to even ask for WU.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Apr 2008 Posts: 24

Kelly wrote after I sent her a fuzzy MC transfer [Thanks for the receipt but we cant read anything on the receipt okay.So please do send us the details that is writting on the receipt for confirmation like the
Full Senders names?
Address?
Test question and answer?
MTCN control number?]

Once we have all those informations we shall fill out the form and send it to you

I wrote [Receivers Names............Onana Leonce
Address..........12 eve City Bank Bonanjo
City................Douala
state..............Littoral
Zip code..........237
Question: whats your flow like?
Answer: Linolium
Please acknowledge reciept
Winky dink[/quote]

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:30 pm

Quote:

Question: whats your flow like?
Answer: Linolium

LOL! Oh, that IS a good one!

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:09 pm

Wasn't someone ordering unicorns?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/06/11/eaunicorn111.xml

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

although she has admitted having crabs she still has not confessed to having a giant ass in store.

im sure she can find one if she turns around.

Im still waiting on weather she has the crabs i want(poopuncher crabs)

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:02 am

@doc, that is awesome! A Unideer! I want it, and I'll call it John! Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 May 2008 Posts: 9

WEll, he has lots of time to ansver mails now and to try to give me crabs. He even called me, but seems to be dropping me after I introduced him to s3cur3 M7CN. He told me that I am a scammer and he has seen that site before... No wonder Razz

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:17 am

One of my baiter character's emails to her who has not heard from her in half a week:

Quote:

Kelly, it's been a while since I have heard from you in regards of the
transaction. I am happy to inform you that one Cerberus will not do, I
have a friend who found out I was getting one and wants one as well! He
asked me to obtain it for him as a personal favor.

Do you have two available? How will that effect the transaction? And
when can we be expecting them? We are eager to start training for guard
duty.

Please get back to me soon!

Her reply when she never verified the FIRST animal! Very Happy

Quote:

Thanks for getting back to us.We can supply you with two of them and we are willing to proceed with the delivery once we have the deposit.So all you have to do is to go the any western union store around your location and transfer half of the total money to this names.
...same info everyone else has for sending WU's ...

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Second baiter sent the 'noise' jpg as a receipt and got this back:

Quote:

Can you please email me back with the informations that i ask you?

Hehehehe! This is just plain amusing. Making her wait until Monday afternoon now. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

well the lad has poopuncher crabs
but still no giant ass
Im going to buy the entire stock Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

I think s/he's losing the plot now. I'm being chased to WUxfer the deposit when I've not even been told where to send it to yet Very Happy

A nice excuse for a slap there.

Anyway, I can't send a deposit till I have the immunization certificates, CITES forms and an invoice, obviously.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:24 pm

I requested a vaccine report before sending payment and I get this back:

Quote:

that is why we need this deposit so that we can go and vaccinate them okay.We are not breeders

Must... resist... slap! ... Must ... resist ... education!

Phew! Ok, that was close! Very Happy

I think I have something that will toy with her for a bit.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:44 pm

I think she's busy, all I got was a one line "call me at this number..." Confused

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:11 pm

Well, Kelly doesn't want a check. How the heck does s/he expect to get paid? The check was already on the way there and the zoo had to do a lot to get the check stopped... Shocked

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:16 pm

I think I'm going to ask if she offers a free set of hair styling accessories along with the zebra shipment.

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