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ShadowBeastie
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Must be a new breed of catkins, stripus kittikinus?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I need a rare breed of African cat, a Macavity Cat. Or a Rumpleteaser if you will.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about a Skimbleshanks the Email-way Cat? Wink

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AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete

yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've set up another email, this time I'll be asking if they've got another type of cat - a Snowcat... Laughing


(For those not mechanically inclined, google it. Wink )

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Getting a bit up herself is Kelly:

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thanks for the mail.we want you to note that we are not breeding this animals okay we are out hear to help them okay.So we are asking the deposit because we need to take them for medical check up.We dont have any doc to send to you untill we have carry out all the test okay


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So are they going to be manually masturbating zebras for artificial insemination, since someone had ordered a vat of zebra semen?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got a reply. Not only does she have what I want, but cheap at 800 dollars each. What a steal! Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@DollaChoppa: I guess so. If anyone is having problems getting our lad to provide zebra semen you probably should refer them to Dr Crump's seminal paper on manual semen collection from equines: http://www.roanokeai.com/manualcollection.pdf

It even contains handy diagrams showing where you need to put your hands.

And it DOES work on zebras: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16727454

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I don't like the way the stripey **** is looking at me, have you got any more happy looking zebra?

oh the semen extraction bait is going well, she/he (is kelly a man or woman) is working on a photo! yeah right!!!

and said to say the exotic meats restaurant owner bait has fallen appart, my restauranter - issac hunt ramsey has fallen out with kelly and its descended into abusive insults, still he/she likes to have the last word, and doesn't like being told to shove his zebra up his arse.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I dont want to worry anybody but that picture is of the very same Zebra she promised me Laughing
I just sent Kelly this
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Dear Kelly

Thank you for your email sent yesterday. I opened the photos but unfortunately you sent the wrong ones - you send 4 of Zebras but I am awaitng cat kins. Please do not ship the Zebras to me - I would have nowhere to keep them

Regards

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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my zebra's better than your zebra Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

anyone want to ask if they sell klingons or wookies?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Hope thats not one of my catkins chasing your Zebra Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

kudos points for anyone that can get kelly to find this zebra a mate

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Has anyone ordered any lolcats yet?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kelly is not responding to my query for a simple antelope, for use in vivisectionary research (I'm a xenobiologist undergrad at a small state university).

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Give her a few days, she's a little busy! Twisted Evil

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Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete

yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yes very busy and more than a little confused Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

she must be really busy, i transfered the money yesterday and she has yet to visit to get the #

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Would she object to me setting up my mailserver to repeatedly mail her a randomly generated question every 15 minutes?

Nah, she'd abandon her address.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kelli is getting very lazy. After two days, she finally sent me pictures of my frogs. Now, either she thinks I'm really stupid (I'm dimwitted, not stupid) or she hasn't really read the emails I have sent her. I am asking for aquatic blue and white striped tree frogs - the key words here being BLUE AND WHITE.

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Okay.Attach to this mail you will fine the picture so get back to me with
the scan copy of the western union transfer so that the money can be pick
up.


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She's wasting my time Evil or Very Mad And since the bank lady is about to tell me that I can't send any money by this western union thingy, she's going to have to get the money a different way - once she shows me MY frogs. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

S'ok, here's my reply to the form request:

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We have already fill the form but we cant send it to you untill we have the deposit okay.


The 'form' I sent was a blank page! And she hasn't told me where and how much to send for the deposit! Heck, she hasn't even confirmed the animal is on hand! ROTFL!

Me thinks that at this point any true victim is probably going "wha'???"

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Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete

yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes! For just $500, I can adopt a Tucker Snowcat, as I requested. Makes me wonder if I'm gonna have the space for one....and how I'll afford to feed it.... specially since fuel is so expensive these days! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, I've just sent Kelly an "I'm not very pleased" email in response to her pictures of ordinary green tree frogs. Asked her if she was just trying to be funny. Then told her that if she can't satisfy me that she's got my frogs, I may have to go to another supplier. I'm thinking an ASEM might be worthwhile. Anyone have any suggestions for an email address to send it to?? I've told Kelly I've got the money and am ready to Western Union it as soon as I am satisfied that she's got my babies. How hard is it to Photochop some blue and white stripes onto a frog? Confused
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A very quick, rough n ready photoshop....

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But you get the idea. Very Happy

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