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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 6:11 pm

I finally got an answer, I think its a generic response to many:

Thanks for getting back to me.We are animals rescuers here in
Cameroon and we do have many exotic animals that need help okay.so if
you are looking for a zebra then get back to us with the sex that you
want to buy and how soon you need them okay?how many do you want?were
are you located?what do you need this zebras for and what type of
business are you doing?can we have your address and phone number?we
are giving each for £2500.00 and that include the delivery fee.We are
very sorry for all the question is that we are been curious because
this animals need lots of care and companion.
So get back to us asap so that we can give you some informations
okay.and you can call us via +23794428364

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Well that should be interesting - she has agreed to send me a photo today of the 2 baby catkins Laughing

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 6:41 pm

that is word for word the same reply I got.

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:21 pm

I didn't even get a price from Mr. Williams Smith. Mad

That annoyed me greatly! How can I send half the payment for the permit when I do not know the price?!

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:22 pm

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okay just suite ur self okay

^^That was the response to my slap, so I just sent her/his phone number with a 'please tell me more' response to a number of scammers from my other character's email box.

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:22 pm

Let´s see if Kelly has sea mermaids.

Quote:

Dear Kelly,

I am XXX XXXXXX, the personal assistent of sir Bobby McGee, a wealthy bussinessman from LA.

Me and Bobby McGee are good friends and I am the manager of his private zoo, that he has in his garden. He loves tropical animals.

He desires the following:

- 4 Zebras, 1 male 3 females
- 3 Camels, 1 male, 2 females
- 1 gorilla female
- 2 lion babies, females

My boss asked me if you also have SEAMERMAIDS, please I hope you have them.

Get back to me fast.

xxxx

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:29 am

I've gotten a reply (after a small prompt) that zebras and hippos are ready to ship. S/he didn't give me any price (oh, wait the first/script said shippig was included). I wasn't given payment method yet. S/he must be real busy, but I want to populate a real zoo... Shocked

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:20 am

As you all know, I run a small petting zoo. Wink

I told Kelly that we recently lost some animals in a flood. I sent a list of animals we're looking to replace...

Quote:

green aligators
long neck geese
humpty back camels
chimpanzees
cats
rats
elephants

Two points to the first person who can identify where that list comes from!

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:22 am

TWAT circus! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:35 pm

@crashhoot-don't ypu need a unicorn in there somewhere?

She finally got back to me about my Norwegian Blue Parrot-asking me lot's of questions;I will answer 1 per e-mail of course

Still no word on the Monty Python I am searching for

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:39 pm

Gah, she's onto me. I asked when my Velociraptor would be ready, and she just replied with...

"u people are very mad".

Darn, looks like I won't be getting my raptor after all! Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:41 pm

doc holliday wrote:

@crashhoot-don't ypu need a unicorn in there somewhere?

Didn't want to push my luck too soon! Wink

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:00 pm

Quote:

> I recently spoke with someone at a reptile show who suggested you may be
able to help me.I am in search of a very rare snake,that is native to
ths Isle of Mont,which is in the North Sea.It is a large serpent,and is called the Monty Python.Do you perhaps have one,or know where you could
get one?I would pay top money for a Monty Python,and know others who
would also.At one time they were more common,and I know many who have
fond remembrance of them.

I spoke too soon-just received a mail saying she has a Monty Python for me! Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:07 pm

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thanks for the informations.so once we have the half payment we shall proceed with the delivery and we want you to note that we cant proceed with the half payment okay.because we have to arrange the papers and delivery fee.As for the phone number we most need it because the delivery company will accept your address without a phone number so you can give us your cell number okay.
Confirm to us when you are ready to send the money so that we shall give you the address.

Payment? Um erf? Care to tell me how much to send? Wow! She must be buried under requests as I have mentioned twice now I'm ready to send the money, whatever amount it turns out ot be once she tells me! Razz

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:05 pm

We've been going back and forth, just sent her this

Quote:

Kelly,
I am looking for many types of reptiles. A constant supply would be an excellent. We specialize in unique and exotic reptiles, so the more individual you have the better. Currently our main supply consists of basilisk and cockatrice but anything special is amazing and we would pay top dollar for that.

We are also looking for advanced scouting for locations and new breeds. We recently set up a sponsorship program with someone else I met at the same site we first contacted. It has been very successful for both of us and he has become a huge link in our supply chain.

Please let me know if you are interested in either opportunity.

Like I said before one of my goals is to get her to map her area and leave notations on where particular species are located Wouldn't mind getting a picture with one either

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:11 am

crashhoot wrote:

Two points to the first person who can identify where that list comes from!

I knew the lyrics, but couldn't remember the name of the song. doc holiday did though. I had to look it up ... The Irish Rovers did it. Very Happy

Thanks for the trip down memory lane Crash!

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:12 am

I got a one word answer today.

Quote:

OK

That's all she said! I think we are keeping her very busy Smile

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

I got "when are you sending the money" - after I receive the photo obviously

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:31 am

I think she's very busy, I am not getting any answers to my questions, I asked for Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, but this is all I am getting:

Quote:

for the moment we can supply you only with male and female zebra and we are ready to ship them asap.So if you are interested do get back to us.

I really want that kangaroo

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:53 am

Anyone know the rate for good quality zebra spunk

trophy to end all trophies would be mugu offering proof that its genuine - stripey zebra cock in hand photo!

Quote:

Hi Kelly,
thanks for writing back, we are looking for Zebra semen, I am located in the UK and it is illegal to bring exotic animals such as zebra in without an extensive permit.
we are able to use zebra semen to impregnate a surrogate donkey if you are able to supply it. we are prepared to pay market rates for good quality zebra gizz.
haywood.

2008/5/31 kelly briete <[email protected]>:

Quote:

Thanks for getting back to me.We are animals rescuers here in
Cameroon and we do have many exotic animals that need help okay.so if
you are looking for a zebra then get back to us with the sex that you
want to buy and how soon you need them okay?how many do you want?were
are you located?what do you need this camels for and what type of
business are you doing?can we have your address and phone number?we
are giving each for £2500.00 and that include the delivery fee.We are
very sorry for all the question is that we are been curious because
this animals need lots of care and companion.
So get back to us asap so that we can give you some informations
okay.and you can call us via +23794428364

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:02 am

My pet elephant (Andy the Elephant), who is an elephant learning to type in a Zoo research department, has been writing to Kelly for a few days now.

He has been telling Kelly how much his zoo keeper is mistreating him and how much he needs a new home.

It'll be interesting to see if anyone asks for an Elephant if he will try and sell my pet.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:23 pm

^^^^ Oooh now there's an idea. I'll get Ushas, my genetically engineered talking horse, to write off for an exotic girlfriend. He's ever so lonely stuck in the institute with only Professor Falken for company.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:32 pm

Kelly must be MIGHTILY busy, after all she just got around to telling my the cost! Very Happy

About time! Says they can ship in 48hrs after the paperwork and payment has arrived ... but she hasn't told me what they have on record they'll be actually shipping. Better not be stinking zebras! Can't put zebras in a aquarium!

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:53 pm

Blimey, 5 pages of posts and no-one's asked for a Tribble yet?!!!

You lot are losing it... Wink

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:13 pm

I haven't been paying enough attention to my bait account since I last sent an email to Kelly. She had asked me to call (yea right) and I had sent her this:

Quote:

I'm sorry, but I can't call you. My sick
mother ran up my phone bill some months ago and we no longer have long distance.

And here is the wonderful Kelly's response:

Quote:

thanks for getting back to me with your address so we are going to proceed
with the paper work on Monday okay.So give us ur phone number so that we
shall give u a call okay.My animals don't have names yet so you can give
them any names of your choice.
When you are ready to send the money to confirm to us so that we shall
give u the names and address in which you are going to make the advance the
payment okay.Hope to read from you soon

I'd love to know 'what' address she got Very Happy

Now I'll have to come up with some creative names for my aquatic blue & white striped tree frogs Twisted Evil

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