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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Sat May 31, 2008 6:11 pm |
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I finally got an answer, I think its a generic response to many:
Thanks for getting back to me.We are animals rescuers here in
Cameroon and we do have many exotic animals that need help okay.so if
you are looking for a zebra then get back to us with the sex that you
want to buy and how soon you need them okay?how many do you want?were
are you located?what do you need this zebras for and what type of
business are you doing?can we have your address and phone number?we
are giving each for £2500.00 and that include the delivery fee.We are
very sorry for all the question is that we are been curious because
this animals need lots of care and companion.
So get back to us asap so that we can give you some informations
okay.and you can call us via +23794428364 |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Sat May 31, 2008 6:35 pm |
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Well that should be interesting - she has agreed to send me a photo today of the 2 baby catkins |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Sat May 31, 2008 6:41 pm |
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that is word for word the same reply I got. |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Sat May 31, 2008 7:21 pm |
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I didn't even get a price from Mr. Williams Smith. That annoyed me greatly! How can I send half the payment for the permit when I do not know the price?! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sat May 31, 2008 7:22 pm |
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okay just suite ur self okay |
^^That was the response to my slap, so I just sent her/his phone number with a 'please tell me more' response to a number of scammers from my other character's email box. |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Sat May 31, 2008 10:22 pm |
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Let´s see if Kelly has sea mermaids.
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Dear Kelly,
I am XXX XXXXXX, the personal assistent of sir Bobby McGee, a wealthy bussinessman from LA.
Me and Bobby McGee are good friends and I am the manager of his private zoo, that he has in his garden. He loves tropical animals.
He desires the following:
- 4 Zebras, 1 male 3 females
- 3 Camels, 1 male, 2 females
- 1 gorilla female
- 2 lion babies, females
My boss asked me if you also have SEAMERMAIDS, please I hope you have them.
Get back to me fast.
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:29 am |
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I've gotten a reply (after a small prompt) that zebras and hippos are ready to ship. S/he didn't give me any price (oh, wait the first/script said shippig was included). I wasn't given payment method yet. S/he must be real busy, but I want to populate a real zoo...
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:20 am |
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As you all know, I run a small petting zoo.
I told Kelly that we recently lost some animals in a flood. I sent a list of animals we're looking to replace...
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green aligators
long neck geese
humpty back camels
chimpanzees
cats
rats
elephants
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Two points to the first person who can identify where that list comes from! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:22 am |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:35 pm |
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@crashhoot-don't ypu need a unicorn in there somewhere?
She finally got back to me about my Norwegian Blue Parrot-asking me lot's of questions;I will answer 1 per e-mail of course
Still no word on the Monty Python I am searching for |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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SonicBOOM
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 May 2008
Posts: 83
Location: In a higher state of consciousness
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:39 pm |
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Gah, she's onto me. I asked when my Velociraptor would be ready, and she just replied with...
"u people are very mad".
Darn, looks like I won't be getting my raptor after all! |
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:41 pm |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:00 pm |
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> I recently spoke with someone at a reptile show who suggested you may be
able to help me.I am in search of a very rare snake,that is native to
ths Isle of Mont,which is in the North Sea.It is a large serpent,and is called the Monty Python.Do you perhaps have one,or know where you could
get one?I would pay top money for a Monty Python,and know others who
would also.At one time they were more common,and I know many who have
fond remembrance of them.
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I spoke too soon-just received a mail saying she has a Monty Python for me! |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:07 pm |
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thanks for the informations.so once we have the half payment we shall proceed with the delivery and we want you to note that we cant proceed with the half payment okay.because we have to arrange the papers and delivery fee.As for the phone number we most need it because the delivery company will accept your address without a phone number so you can give us your cell number okay.
Confirm to us when you are ready to send the money so that we shall give you the address. |
Payment? Um erf? Care to tell me how much to send? Wow! She must be buried under requests as I have mentioned twice now I'm ready to send the money, whatever amount it turns out ot be once she tells me! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:05 pm |
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We've been going back and forth, just sent her this
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Kelly,
I am looking for many types of reptiles. A constant supply would be an excellent. We specialize in unique and exotic reptiles, so the more individual you have the better. Currently our main supply consists of basilisk and cockatrice but anything special is amazing and we would pay top dollar for that.
We are also looking for advanced scouting for locations and new breeds. We recently set up a sponsorship program with someone else I met at the same site we first contacted. It has been very successful for both of us and he has become a huge link in our supply chain.
Please let me know if you are interested in either opportunity. |
Like I said before one of my goals is to get her to map her area and leave notations on where particular species are located Wouldn't mind getting a picture with one either |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:11 am |
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crashhoot wrote: |
Two points to the first person who can identify where that list comes from! |
I knew the lyrics, but couldn't remember the name of the song. doc holiday did though. I had to look it up ... The Irish Rovers did it.
Thanks for the trip down memory lane Crash! |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Posted:
Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:12 am |
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I got a one word answer today.
That's all she said! I think we are keeping her very busy |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Posted:
Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:18 am |
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I got "when are you sending the money" - after I receive the photo obviously |
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tomfoolery
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Apr 2008
Posts: 69
Location: Keeping the home fires burning
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:31 am |
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I think she's very busy, I am not getting any answers to my questions, I asked for Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, but this is all I am getting:
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for the moment we can supply you only with male and female zebra and we are ready to ship them asap.So if you are interested do get back to us. |
I really want that kangaroo |
_________________ I just cant understand your non charlant behaviour to this transaction, despoite all my mails to you ,you just kept me in the cold,Why??
Let me hear from you today or i will consider you a misfit for this matter.
Hope you doing good.
Regards,
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:53 am |
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Anyone know the rate for good quality zebra spunk
trophy to end all trophies would be mugu offering proof that its genuine - stripey zebra cock in hand photo!
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Hi Kelly,
thanks for writing back, we are looking for Zebra semen, I am located in the UK and it is illegal to bring exotic animals such as zebra in without an extensive permit.
we are able to use zebra semen to impregnate a surrogate donkey if you are able to supply it. we are prepared to pay market rates for good quality zebra gizz.
haywood. |
2008/5/31 kelly briete <[email protected]>:
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Thanks for getting back to me.We are animals rescuers here in
Cameroon and we do have many exotic animals that need help okay.so if
you are looking for a zebra then get back to us with the sex that you
want to buy and how soon you need them okay?how many do you want?were
are you located?what do you need this camels for and what type of
business are you doing?can we have your address and phone number?we
are giving each for £2500.00 and that include the delivery fee.We are
very sorry for all the question is that we are been curious because
this animals need lots of care and companion.
So get back to us asap so that we can give you some informations
okay.and you can call us via +23794428364 |
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' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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spot
Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:02 am |
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My pet elephant (Andy the Elephant), who is an elephant learning to type in a Zoo research department, has been writing to Kelly for a few days now.
He has been telling Kelly how much his zoo keeper is mistreating him and how much he needs a new home.
It'll be interesting to see if anyone asks for an Elephant if he will try and sell my pet.
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:23 pm |
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^^^^ Oooh now there's an idea. I'll get Ushas, my genetically engineered talking horse, to write off for an exotic girlfriend. He's ever so lonely stuck in the institute with only Professor Falken for company. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:32 pm |
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Kelly must be MIGHTILY busy, after all she just got around to telling my the cost! About time! Says they can ship in 48hrs after the paperwork and payment has arrived ... but she hasn't told me what they have on record they'll be actually shipping. Better not be stinking zebras! Can't put zebras in a aquarium! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:53 pm |
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Blimey, 5 pages of posts and no-one's asked for a Tribble yet?!!!
You lot are losing it... |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:13 pm |
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I haven't been paying enough attention to my bait account since I last sent an email to Kelly. She had asked me to call (yea right) and I had sent her this:
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I'm sorry, but I can't call you. My sick
mother ran up my phone bill some months ago and we no longer have long distance. |
And here is the wonderful Kelly's response:
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thanks for getting back to me with your address so we are going to proceed
with the paper work on Monday okay.So give us ur phone number so that we
shall give u a call okay.My animals don't have names yet so you can give
them any names of your choice.
When you are ready to send the money to confirm to us so that we shall
give u the names and address in which you are going to make the advance the
payment okay.Hope to read from you soon |
I'd love to know 'what' address she got
Now I'll have to come up with some creative names for my aquatic blue & white striped tree frogs |
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