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justinv
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Location: Australia


PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is an ASEM bait that only lasted about 2 weeks, but it was enough to make the scammer cringe at the thought that he just missed out on a dollar chop. It all started with this:
Me: Blue
Scammer: Red

Subject:Reply Now
Quote:

CHRIST FOR NATION
CHURCH, &n bsp;
ABIJAN,
COTE D' IVOIRE

Dearest Beloved in Christ,

How are you and your family? Hope Fine.
I am Mrs J0y C4mara. from Abdijan. And i am a Deaf and Blood cancer. i Got your information in internet site. I was married to Late Cheif William Camara who was a contractor with the Government of Abidjan before he died after few months now in the hospital over a family dispute .
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $12.500 USD Million in the bank here in my country which i have transfered to (BANK OF AFRICAN)i will ask for the money to be transfered into your bank account because the bank manager demended for a foriegn Account for the transfer, futhermore, my Doctor told me that it is very likely i will die within the next 3 months due to A Blood cancer {LUCAMIA}.

I have decided to donate the money for charity to you since i do not have a child to inherit it and it better i do not die leaving the money here without it reaching the poor and the less privilaged ones, i do not want my husband family to inherit this money due to their wicked deed to my family.
And if you are interested to help me in this transaction, just reply me to me.
Please also note that if i did not hear from you within 2 days, i will assume you are not interested in this transaction.

Hear from you soonest.....

Thanks
miss j0y c4mara

Now for some ASEM fun. Lets pretend that shes my "wife" J0y Cumm1ng5. I have blacked out part of this because some may find it degrading.

Subject:RE: Reply now
Quote:

My dear wife J0y Cumm1ng5,
How are things? I understand that you will not be flying out of Africa until the 21st of May but I just cant stop thinking about you. That night we had at the hotel in London was too unforgettable and I cant wait xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx because I know how much you love it. Please let me know how things are with you. BTW did you get that WU payment I sent you?
xxxx xxxxxx

The scammer then replies completely off script, but that was just the beggining:

Subject: Reply Now
Quote:

Dearling,
Thanks for your email please i want you to know that i did not recieve any moeny and i want to let you know that i have problem with my friend so my friend whant and you my email and write you an email so please look to this email and use it to send me email and use it to send the information that you use to send the money.
Again i need the money please try and resend the money to me i did not recieve the money cheek the email that you use to send the information and get back to me i know that she will be using the email id to be writing you email please don't reply to her again please if you know that you live me.
Please try and send the money to me please before you send the money please reply to my email before send do any thing.
Thanks yours
J0y.



Subject: xxxx xxxx
Quote:

My dear J0y Cumm1ng5,
It is understandable that you needed me to wire $2000US but you havent told me why you needed it. I am very worried about you because I just read your last email and Im afraid I couldnt understand it very well. You mentioned you were having problems with a "friend" and "please dont reply to her again" and there were lots of spelling mistakes. You sounded like you were in trouble or that something has happened to you. I tried calling but then I realised that you are out of range so I can only contact you by email.
Please tell me what is going on, and make sure that you type "Im Cumming" in the subject line of your email, so I will know its you.
xxxxx xxxx



Subject: Joy
Quote:

Dearling,
Thanks for your email,please i am sorry for what happend about the money i think i told you about the money please try your best and send the money to me and if you are ready to send the money please let me know so that i can send you the informations to send the money.
Thanks yours
J0y.


Subject: RE: Joy
Quote:

Mr Dear J0y Cumm1ng5,
When we last spoke you told me that you needed me to wire $2000US but you havent told me why you need it. I am ready to send the money as soon as you give me the details as to where I need to send it, also please let me know what the situation is as to why the money is urgent, because I am worried about you. BTW where are u at the moment? The last time I heard, you were in Mali, but the hotel there says you checked out 2 days ago.
xxxxx xxxx



Subject: From J0y
Quote:

Dearest one,
Thanks for your email,please as i am writing to you now i am now in abidjan cote'ivoire so please i am sorry about that the problem is that my friend is trying to kill me and i discorverd what she is trying to do that is why i traviled to abidjan.
So that is the problem that i have now i want to use the money to be paying my debt here is abidjan i am owing the hotel that i am steying now so please i want you to help me in this matter now and send me the money please.
Again i want you to know that you are not doing this for me i want you to know that you are doing it for God and for the seck of love.
Thanks and God bless
Yours j0y.


Subject:RE: From J0y
Quote:

Mr Dear J0y Cumm1ng5,
Im getting more confused here. First of all, you are saying that your "friend" is trying to kill you. I dont understand why you travelled to Abidjan instead of contacting me first. Please if there is someone you never told me about you must tell me so I can help you. Also, please give me the details of how I can wire the money so I can get you out of there, and dont forget to type "Im Cumming" In the subject line of your next email so that I know its you. I told you to do that before but you havent.
xxxxx xxxxx



Subject: Im Joy Cumming
Quote:

Dearest one,
Thanks for your email and i am very greatfull for your effort to help me out of here,again i want to let you know that things are very difficult to me here and i want to live here as soon as you send me the money tody or tomorrow.And for the question you ask me please i will explean to you latter when i get over there all i need now is to get out of here.
This is the informations to send the money and i want you to now that i am not going to get the money by my self so please send the money with this name bellow.

Mr matthew williams

Abidjan ivory coast

West africa

Please as soon as you send the money please send to me the information so that i can give it to the person that will help me to get the money from western union.
Thanks your j0y Cumm1ng



Subject: RE: Im Joy Cumming
Quote:

My dear J0y Cumm1ng5,
Your situation continues to raise more questions than answers. I dont know where to begin: the fact that some mystery person "your friend" is trying to kill you, or the fact that I have never heard of this "Matthew Williams".
Dear, you know I have influencial friends in Abidjan (which I am guessing is why you came there) and that whoever is trying to kill you, doesnt seem to realise who he/she is messing with.
You need to tell me what is going on, because first there was the mystery "friend" who is trying to kill you, and now this "Matthew Williams"
I need answers because I know I can help you. Please tell me who these people are because every time I write, I receive more questions than answers.
Anyway, when I send the money the text question will be: "What is your favorite pet?", and the answer is "My husbands cock".
So please let me know what time you will be collecting the money, but before you do that, you must write to me again to explain to me who these two people are.
xxxxx xxxx


Subject: Im Cumming
Quote:

Dear,
Thanks for your mail and questions,i told you ealier that i ran away from my former place because my friend want to eliminate my life out of jealousy,i would have told you before i went to abidjan but i urgently did it because it was a matter of life,
The name mathew williams is the hotel manager name,the name of the hotel manager where i am taking refuge,my money has finished and i am owing the hotel manager some accomodation money,so i want you to use his name to send me the money today,
You can also call the hotel manager on phone for confirmations,his phone number is +225xxxxxxxx,
Please send me the money today,it is 13.28 pm here,if you send me the money now i will collect it before 14.00 pm,
As soon as you send it,call the hotel manager for notifications,
I waits your mail and sending money informations,
Thanks alot.


Subject: RE: Im Cumming
Quote:

My dear J0y Cumm1ng5,
My apologies for not replying sooner, but there was one heck of a storm here and our internet connection was cut for over 24 hours. Anyway, I just need to know what hotel you are staying at so I can check where the nearest Western Union or Moneygram office is located relative to the hotel you are staying at. As I mentioned before, I know that you checked out of the hotel in Mali, and now you are in Abidjan where your "friend" is trying to kill you, but who is this person. Let the hotel manager contact me on xxxxxxxxxx to tell me where to send it. I think I can trust this person because he has a western name, therefore I doubt that he is one of those african scammers who sit on there asses in internet cafes because they are too lazy to get a job. As you know we were scammed once by these people a long time ago. Anyway im expecting a call from this Matthew Williams ASAP. The sooner I get you out of there, the better.
xxxxx xxxxx


Subject: RE: Im Cumming
Quote:

Dear,
Thanks for your mail,the hotel i am staying in abidjan is HOTEL DE COCODY,send the money with the name of the manager,also include the following informations CITY--- ABIDJAN,COUNTRY-- COTE DIVOIRE,
If you want to talk with the manager on phone then use the phone number i gave you yseterday to reach him,
he is waiting to recieve the money from you and make sure that you call him on phone immediately you send the money today,
Thanks alot.



Subject: RE: Im Cumming
Quote:

My dear J0y Cumm1ng5,
I have been trying to ring him, but it turns out that my phone has been barred from making international calls. I called the phone company to have this barring removed, but they said that could take a week. Just tell the manager to call me on xxxxxxxxxxx because I was advised by the company that I am still able to receive international calls ( I just cant make them). Also please tell me exactly what the hotel bill is, (including the cost of the phone call after he rings me) and can you PLEASE just tell me who exactly is trying to kill you. I dont think I have ever heard of this person before because I have never known you to have enemies. However it would be nice for you to just clarify the situation for me because everyone in your family including me is worried sick about you. I could only tell your relatives today that you unexpectedly went from Mali to Cote DiIvoire, and that now, a "friend" is trying to kill you, and their immediate response is "who", and why the heck is this person your "friend". Can you just tell me this persons name, and maybe then we can notify the police so they can help you. If you dont want me to contact the police thats fine, but you need to tell me who this person is and why.
xxxxx xxxxx

I will understand if you cant come to phone because you voice is still recovering from the recent surgery, as long as I can speak to the manager there.


Subject: Im Cumming
Quote:

Dearest one,
I don' tknow why you are asking me all this question don't you trust me again why are you doing this to me send the money so that i can fined my way out of here.you are to send the sum of 5000.00 us dollar is all i need fro you and try and send the money via western union with the managers name do as i said.
I have told you that if i come over i will expleain every thing to you don't ask me this questions that you are asking me send the money to me so that i can get my self out of here do as i said.
The maneger told me that he will call you send the money don't do this to me i am not ok here do as i said.
yours J0y Cumm1ng5


Subject: RE: Im Cumming
Quote:

My dear J0y Cumm1ng5,
I have been waiting for the manager to call me all night but he hasnt. Look, it is obvoius that the person who is trying to kill you is someone I have never seen or heard of, but you are not doing yourself any favours because you are letting your "would be murderer" remain anonymous. What would happen if you did get killed? There would be no possibility of investigation, no justice because you are protecting this murderers identity. Of course you will explain this when you get back but it seems that this baboon of a hotel manager cant even spare a few minutes to pick up the telephone and ring me. It sounds like this Matthew Williams is a lazy arse, because I have never heard from him, but he expects us to trust him with $5000US. Speaking of which, you only needed $2000US 10 days ago. I will wait for this mangaer to call me and in the meantime if you could just tell me about your situation your parents would greatly appreciate it. They keep asking me questions about your predicament and I dont know what I should tell tem.
xxxxx xxxxx



Subject: Im Cumming
Quote:

Dearest one,
Thanks for your consern,i want to let you know that i am not ok here i just want to get out of here send the money.
Again the manager told me that he called you on phone i want you to do what he told you.and try and send the money today so that i can pay my hotel bills and plan for how to live here.I don't want you to delay this payment send the money.
YoursJ0y Cumm1ng5



Subject: RE: Im Cumming
Quote:

Mr Dear J0y Cumm1ng5,
Yes he called me on the phone last night, but im very curious about the number he was ringing from. This person who rang me called from a Melbourne number. Is he here in Australia???? When he first called he said he was the hotel manager then the line cut out. He rang again about an hour later, and said "send the money" four times, then " good day" and he hung up. What should I do? Do I still send the money to Ivory Coast when he is obviously in Australia? You need to tell this man (who is obviously too lazy to speak to me properly for more than 10 seconds) that I wanted a call from him so he could quantify how much of the $5000US is the hotel bill, how much he is charging you per night etc. For goodness sake, every time I hear back it raises more questions than answers. Why did Matthew Williams call me from a Melbourne number if he is in Ivory Coast AND why could he not bother to speak to me properly.
I suggest that I send you the money under your name "J0y Cumm1ng5" because this Matthew person is very strange. Please let me kow if this is possible.
xxxxx xxxxx



Subject: Im Cumming send the control number
Quote:

Dearest one,
Thanks for your email,i want you to try and send to me the control numbers so that he can get the money.You know that they can't give the money withouhgt the control number do i said send the numbers to me so that i can get the money on moneday.
Yours j0y cumm1ng


Subject: RE: Im cumming send the control number
Quote:

My dear J0y Cumm1ng5,
I havent used WU for a long time, so im not sure where this number is on the reciept. I can see something called MTCN. Is that the number? It reads 4850264106. Also, have you read my previous email about the call I received. I was telling you that the number came from Melbourne. If that wasnt him, then please tell Matthew Williams to call me so he call tell me the items on the hotel bill that you are being charged for, so I will know your situation. BTW the destination of the money has been sent to Australia, because that is where the call came from. However, if Matthew Williams is in Ivory Coast, I want him to call me, then I will change the destination of the transfer to Abidjan.
xxxxx xxxxx


Subject: Im Cumming send the money
Quote:

Dear,
How are you today,i want you to know that i am not here to jock if you know that you are sending the money send it do you thing that i am telling you lies? send the money so that i can help my self here.
J0y


Subject: RE: Im Cumming send the money
Quote:

My dear J0y Cumm1ng5,
I am fine thank you, and yes I have now fixed things up. I appreciate the call I recieved last night from Matthew Williams although the connection was bad and I had trouble understanding him and coudnt really get any necessary information from him. Thats OK because I have now resent the money to Ivory Coast under the name Matthew Williams, and its the same text question and answer as before. The MTCN has changed however because I had the cancel the Australian one I made earlier and change it to Ivory Coast. The MTCN is now 9401493604. Now there is definently money waiting for you at Ivory Coast, so my apologies for the delay. Please pick it up so you can get out of there.
xxxx xxxx



Now hes starting to get upset...

Subject: Im Cumming thanks
Quote:

Dear,
I thank you for what you have done,i want to let you know that you have foull me and God will see you for this you did today by telling me that you send the money why you did not send any thing thanks and God bles.



And another just two hours later,

Subject: Im Cumming
Quote:

Dear
I will also let you know that this is the last time I will write to you.
because you make me to be ashem of mysife,
am writting you this with tears on my face for the discrass that you sart on me today,
my GOD will help me to fine my way out of here if you did not send the money.
note;if anything heppen to me in this country you will be hold rasponsible
and I will let my perent to know about this.
for your owe good send the money and the correct number for my tears is on me now I will like to stop writting for now bye and GOD bless
joy cumming



And now for the dollar chop...

Subject: It is good to finally hear from you
Quote:

Mr Dear J0y Cumm1ng5,
I thank you for your forgiveness toward me after all that has happened because you did not mention anything about your ordeal in Adibjan when you rang me. I am also glad that you are back in Mali and there does not appear to be anyone trying to kill you. It is as though nothing ever happened. I have to admit I am very relieved and my apologies for sending the wrong MTCN because I accidentally typed a 9 when it should have been an 8. Anyway I would love to make it up to you so I have booked us a first class cruise in the carribean for when you get out of there. As you are back in Mali ive had to cancel the previous transfer and open up a new one for Mali. I believe the details (MTCN) I gave you over the phone were correct, so let me know when you pick it up, which you say will be on monday. I am so relieved that you are OK and well, and once again, my deepest apologies for the delay.
xxxxx xxxxx


Here comes the siggy...

Subject: It is also good to say
Quote:


FURK YOU ASO, MONTHER FURKER TO HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FURKING DOLLAR MAD MAN.

Below this was an x rated picture that was obviously from a porn site, too graphic to publish here.


Well thats that, but I thought I should tease him some more...

Subject: So THATS what was going on
Quote:

Oh dear, for 2 weeks now ive been sending stuff to the WRONG EMAIL. How silly of me. Well, at least im not as silly as you. Thank god the recipient only turned out to be an incredibly dumb scammer who couldnt even spell properly let alone follow a simple script. I mean with the phantom murderer, the Matthew Williams guy and then the call from Australia. If this was a guyman attempt, it surely was the dumbest scam I have ever read. If you just answered simple questions from the start, you would have had it in less than a week. How ironic that YOU turned out to be the greedy one.
Thank you very much for the picture you sent, I must admit I got very excited when I saw it so I cant wait to try it out when Joy comes home.
I told her parents that everything is OK and they have been laughing themselves silly at your dumb story, as well as my silly mistake (I wont tell them about the picture though, that will be our little secret) so I guess alls well that ends well.
BTW have you ever considered getting a real job. Im aware that actual "work" is a scary thought for lazy scammers, but seriously wouldnt you feel a whole lot better if you actually "earned" your money.
xxxxx xxxxx



The bait only ended this morning, I doubt I will hear from this one again but if I do I will add it to the thread.

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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 11:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Its amazing how these lads go from begging for help, to demanding you send them money, to accusing you of not trusting them just because they don't answer your questions. Then they try and claim you cheated them.

Had a good old chuckle at your bait. Well done.

Who knows, he may forgive you in time.

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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice job justinv Very Happy

With his last email, could just imagine a pissed off mugu pounding on the keyboard Laughing

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