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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat May 17, 2008 3:17 am |
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I'm sure Obi "asked" for it, somewhere along the line...that stuff happens around here.
My name is pretty easy. Lot's of slapping goes on, and it makes me happy. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Sat May 17, 2008 3:40 am |
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<--------- Clash fan. |
_________________ After all I have done for you, you still have the UTAHCITY to call me a fool - J*hn 1gwe
I like you because I can sense some kind of strictness in you which reassures me that you are a straigth forward person - M@mudu U5m@n
"I must tell you that you must be one of these internet bugs parasites" - An ongoing lad.
ASSHOL, EAT YOUR DEFICATE., USELESS SOON OF BITCH, POLICT TOILET AND A MISSRABLE ONDIGAR BORN TO BE FAUSTRATED FOR LIFE THAT IS WHAT YOUR ARE.OK - Barrister D0ugla5 Clarl3
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Sat May 17, 2008 8:51 am |
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Mne is pretty obvoius.
I drive a mazda, wewt wewt. |
_________________ Hand written dialogue from the movie 300:
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=140713
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Sat May 17, 2008 9:08 am |
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Doodle Bug was the German forerunner of the cruise missile
Would like one to drop in on the Lads |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat May 17, 2008 9:25 am |
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Another one without imagination, I'm afraid. Name's Mike & I use an iMac. |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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WillEater
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 432
Location: Hollyweird
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Sat May 17, 2008 1:55 pm |
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Stage name from my days as a stunt tongue in pr0n. |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sat May 17, 2008 3:57 pm |
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I workout at home so I have a huge collection of exercise videos. It's not that I love Jane Fonda, but I do appreciate that she blazed the trail for the at-home exercisers.
Pretty lame, eh? |
_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat May 17, 2008 8:21 pm |
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I like Terry Pratchett
I like the witches in it.
There are a few similarities in the way Nanny Ogg thinks/lives and me, but I have longer hair |
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Waldorf
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 9
Location: Somewhere
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Sat May 17, 2008 9:04 pm |
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I had an ambition of doing my own show, the muppets were there, but I lost interest. |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Sun May 18, 2008 2:00 am |
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A skinner is a person who tries to "skin" people as in fool the lads, or as in "I've been skinned". The alien head is because I started baiting by trying to get lads to help me find downed space craft in Africa. Got quite a few bites to.
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X ? x3
x2
SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sun May 18, 2008 3:27 am |
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This sudden name change of mine has caused quite a bit of unrest, I see! Since I have changed my Eater-name before, perhaps the patron saint of baiting (St. Charles of course) has aligned fate to punish me severely.
See, I was originally Losst Jedi, then changed it to Obi-Wan Knievel, then recently asked Sheboppe to change it to Obi-Wän (complete with motley-dots) Knievel. Then it somehow changed to Obi-W?n Knievel, and has now metamorphosed into 123456. The moral of this story? Like that guy on TV rassling used to say... "It doesn't matter what your name is"!
But since I'm here, I'll put some relevance to my current moniker: Not only do there happen to be 123,456 lads successfully crushed into jelly since I joined, but one of my talented mentees has recently sent a lad on a safari that cost him a total of $1,234.56 in expenses so far. I've only posted 69 times, but it's a well known fact that I like beer when I'm baiting. And if you count the number of beers in a six pack, my current name makes perfect sense.
I knew those damned motley-dots would anger the baiting-gods! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun May 18, 2008 3:56 am |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Sun May 18, 2008 5:24 am |
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123456 wrote: |
...but it's a well known fact that I like beer when I'm baiting. |
Only when you are baiting? Come on, be honest Obi. |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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Matrim Cauthon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Mar 2008
Posts: 13
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Sun May 18, 2008 7:10 am |
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Mat is book character, and I think he would make a good baiter. He is a troublemaker, and a trickster, and he likes to gamble. He doesn't do what he is told and that sometimes causes trouble. The only problem with the name is that it gives the idea that I am a man. |
_________________ "I cann't understand me anymore" |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sun May 18, 2008 8:06 am |
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rootuser wrote: |
Only when you are baiting? Come on, be honest Obi. |
Hey... watch the false accusations there young man! At no point ever did I say "only" when it comes to beer.
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings! |
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Jellyroll
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: California
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Sun May 18, 2008 1:49 pm |
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In honor of Jellyroll Morton (1890-1941), specifically to the vaguely Eater-related song titles:
After You've Gone
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Dead Man Blues
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Jelly Roll died just before the Dixieland revival rescued so many of his peers from musical obscurity. He blamed his declining health on a voodoo spell. |
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_________________ VICTORY IS MINE! (Stewie Griffin, ca 2003) |
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P T Barnum
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Apr 2008
Posts: 25
Location: Canada
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Sun May 18, 2008 7:05 pm |
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Just sprung to mind seeing the Eater is...the greatest show on the internet. And this place can be quite the circus for sure.
And my understanding is PT was quite the con. |
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Jellyroll
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: California
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Sun May 18, 2008 7:22 pm |
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P T Barnum wrote: |
And my understanding is PT was quite the con. |
And VERY well documented. One example: glued a stuffed/mummified monkey and a similarly
mistreated fish corpse together to make the Feejee (Fiji) mermaid.
Posted a large sign reading THIS WAY TO THE EGRESS to get those with limited vocabularies out of his museum
more quickly than they might otherwise have wished, thus making room for more suckers to enter.
Now, if a new sucker really is born every minute... |
_________________ VICTORY IS MINE! (Stewie Griffin, ca 2003) |
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Tasman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 1951
Location: In an offside position
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Sun May 18, 2008 8:01 pm |
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I wish I had a story... it just sort of happened... |
_________________ PIMP MY FOOTBALL GUESTBOOK
"What you can tell me now? Maybe Russian Mafia, Godzilla, Hitler, third World War
prevented you make a transfer?"
"You are not bigger than Almighty God.If You were created by God, then i command the charm you are using to fail.IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH. REKE MAMA LAKKAKULIMAKA." Barrister Aby
"fock yuuuuuuu" - Kevin Ezeh
"i hope u r real..bcos u r sounding like a joker now" - Day0
"If you have nothing to say or do, go f**k yourself." N4na
<- Fake dog adoption site
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Dott. Giascopato
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Sep 2005
Posts: 1174
Location: Germany
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Mon May 19, 2008 5:42 am |
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Mine is nasty. Won't tell you |
_________________ Dott. Giascopato
non importunare.
Some from: x7
Failure to complies with this order require a severe act by the mets and
purnishment by law. (The Metropolitan Police)
fork off.. ([email protected]) |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Mon May 19, 2008 7:16 am |
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Jellyroll wrote: |
In honor of Jellyroll Morton (1890-1941) |
He was one of the best
Guess you also know that jelly roll is an euphemism for...a metaphor for...well, that thing |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Goldry Bluszco
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 362
Location: With Prospero
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Mon May 19, 2008 8:27 am |
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I am on my third name, I started off as Trogger, then My Toe Hurts. I think I have identity issues. |
_________________ Goodbye, go and find your stamp somewhere, I am contented with my service and I am not begging you to buy my stamps.
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Rorschach
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
Posts: 266
Location: Behind you
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Mon May 19, 2008 11:37 am |
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A psycopathic vigilante with absolutely zero tolerance for criminals, from The Watchmen graphic novel. I've a page of the original artwork near my computer and it caught my eye whilst I was thinking what to call myself... |
_________________ You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the earth had one throat, and I had my hands around it.
BRUNO HAYFORD: "you are an eel, 75% negative, 10% positive, 10% amorphous and 5% blank" |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Posted:
Mon May 19, 2008 12:26 pm |
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Obi-Wan Knievel wrote: |
Alcoholics go to meetings! |
Not nessasary I dont go to meetings any more |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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justjay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 2412
Location: ~Data Miner & Esoteric Trivia Collecter~
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Mon May 19, 2008 3:46 pm |
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just J
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_________________ Dubitando ad veritatem pervenimus
aa419.org member
Site Killing x uncounted numbers
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Over 1000 - no longer counting since sometime in 2008 + #unknown# assists
WDPRs >150 Netcraft>115
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