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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri May 16, 2008 1:33 pm |
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Ook - just to reassure you - I'm not a Discworld Elf so please don't point that staff at me...
Fife, happy 30th - it's not that terrible a deal, is it? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri May 16, 2008 3:03 pm |
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Thank you everyone for the bday wishes! 
It wasn't all that bad after deciding to accept my fate like a big girl. It's not like I have to stop partying & take up baking or bingo, or get started on my cat collection.  Going hang gliding next weekend to further celebrate, I can't wait!!!!!! |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon  Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat May 17, 2008 1:40 am |
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| Going hang gliding next weekend to further celebrate, I can't wait!!!!!! |
Hang gliding, eh? Be sure to use that nice nylon strap you used on me on St. Patrick's Day. I had a hell of a time getting that one off while upside down on the wall, so it should hold you very securely while you are rightside up! Please be careful, honey. Wear all the safety equipment, and land in a soft spot. Fly like a birdy, my love!  |
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x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
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x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Sat May 17, 2008 1:53 am |
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40 isn't so bad,but I have it on reliable authority that 50 sucks.I will comment when and if get there.Happy 30th  |
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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat May 17, 2008 2:47 am |
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50 doesn't suck... you get to act young if your want and people say that you are having a "mid life crisis". You also get perks like ...
Heeeey, what are the perks to being 50+?
Oh, yeah, AARP (in the USA) invites you to join them. Some places give a "Senior Discount". Whaaa, I'm Senior now?
You are right, 50 sucks.
Oh and Happy Birthday thefife. Do all you can now because (if) when you get to 50, there is no life, only Senior Discounts and Senior Moments. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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WillEater
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 432
Location: Hollyweird
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Sat May 17, 2008 1:41 pm |
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My granddaughter was/is 29, Cinco de Mayo.. (May 5th) so enjoy this spurt of youth while you can..
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun May 18, 2008 2:31 am |
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@ Corona
Flowers in your hair too?
The only good thing about bell bottoms I remember is that for the girls, they are also HIP HUGGERS! 
(I opted not to say anything about bell shaped bottoms...)  |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun May 18, 2008 3:19 am |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sun May 18, 2008 4:03 pm |
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Happy birthday. 30's easy. Late 40's is when you start to panic.
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So did I. Wife wasn't too keen though.... |
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Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
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Tue May 20, 2008 1:30 am |
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Sorry for the late posting. I was 30 last year, on 17th of April.
So right noo I'm 31. Have a good friend with the same birthday as you, but he is 26.
It's always hard when you pass to another prefix, like from 19 to 20, 29 to 30, and so on. |
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OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Tue May 20, 2008 4:37 pm |
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@ SH Never fear, safety first. If you behave, or misbehave rather, I'll show you the latest addition to my collection.
Going hang gliding on Saturday. Although I have a weird feeling that I'm secretly going skydiving b/c I heard my husband on the phone yesterday w/ a friend & he used the term "jump" at least 4x and he specifically said "Oh yeah she's jumping". Then he was trying to convince our friend to "jump" and said "it's nothing, it's fun, you gotta do it"...he has never been hang gliding, how would he know all that?! And the place where we are allegedly hang gliding is in the general vicinity of where we went sky diving a couple years ago. 
A co-worker was telling me about this place in Cancun where you can get in a cage & feed sharks in the ocean, I want to do that next year!! |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed May 21, 2008 1:33 am |
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@thefife - I'll give 10 to 1 odds you don't make it to my ripe old age.
Sharks?? Ok....whatever.  |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed May 21, 2008 2:47 am |
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^^ I'm going to live to be 100...if you're any older than that love, I'm ok with not making it quite that far in life and remind me to get you to sign a release b4 anymore restraining k. |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed May 21, 2008 3:52 am |
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^^touche, my love! hehe. Enjoy your stomach coming out your mouth this weekend. And I hope all your parts move back into their proper place, after you finally are able to stand upright. |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed May 21, 2008 2:30 pm |
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Thanks SH, you always know the right thing to say |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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