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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:08 pm

We have another set of lads building a pyramid for us. However, they are a little concerned about the issue.

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Attn: Rev Benjamin Rover,
Thanks for your mail, like i told you we have started but people felt that we are mad people, laughing at us on the construction.
Now please tell me,remember i asked you were the TWAT is in America which konw answer was giving to me up till now.
we asked about the telephone number to enable us reach you but know number were given, also a pyramid was built in nigeria which you did not tell us were the pyramid is built all this worries me a lot.
We really need to know what we are doing before we can finished this, alot of people said this a way to punish black people like us, so i wonder why this is hapening to me.
Please do tell me what we are really doing, i am intrested in building this pyramid but i am not convinced on this, i wait to hear from you with all the answer to enable us commence.
Waiting.
Kissinger.

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Please i really need to hear from you what all the proof to enable me conclude the building of the pyramid.
People are asking question and as the same time making mockering of us.
All this is discourging, some of them said that alof of people has build pyramid in the past without getting anything in return, that we are wastening our time and punishing ourselves for nothing, so please provide me with the address, the telephone to reach you people.

Of course, I reminded him that Noah was also mocked for building an ark. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 1043

Well, lets hope his pyramid will offer him some protection if another great flood comes along.

Could you use a phone pimp? where are the offices supposed to be?

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:57 pm

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some of them said that alof of people has build pyramid in the past without getting anything in return

Thats awesome!

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:11 pm

darn. i hope the 2 im hooking now havent heard.
the main TWAT site is in my baitmail characters sig line, so im thinking not.
we'll see.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

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People are asking question and as the same time making mockering of us.

Let them that therewith sling the first stone and mock your endeavour be nonplussed in the gates of heaven Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 237

jojobean wrote:

Of course, I reminded him that Noah was also mocked for building an ark. Laughing

Not just Noah! Give your guy a modern "Noah" picture to encourage him! LOL Laughing

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/may/06/me-ark-still-awash-with-unanswered-questions/

I saw this story and thought of the TWAT pyramids actually, but your mentioning Noah this morning made me realize there might be more pictures somewhere that could somehow come in handy with the TWAT stuff for another parallel of a currently being constructed (big) uh...structure. Hee, hee.

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:41 pm

Wow, this is really hilarious. He really wants to believe it is real. He is begging you to convince him.

Maybe tell him that the rumors could be coming from the last Nigerian who built a pyramid but was not paid because it was not finished correctly and he was not being serious about the church. You could also show him pictures of another pyramid with all of the nice gifts next to it that you sent to the lad along with his money.

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:16 pm

The farther east and north you go in Africa, the more they take their pyramids seriously.

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:42 pm

Speaking of Noah, wouldn't a dedicated TWAT just love to build an ark? Maybe there's enough pyramids in Nigeria already Laughing

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:23 pm

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like i told you we have started but people felt that we are mad people, laughing at us on the construction

Laugh, and the baiter world laughs with you. Cry, and... well, actually, we still laugh at you.

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:32 pm

If the lad has really started construction the line about Noah and a nice reference should tide him over. Remind the lad that just like Noah, he is surrounded by sinners. If he really gets into it and grinds in his heels, tell you lad that even though ___ number of TWATS have been built and the members rewarded, there was that one TWAT whose membership was photographed having sex with goats.

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:42 pm

I think it's obvious where these rumors of lads not getting paid for their pyramids started from. The Church Of The Hardened Nipple.

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:04 pm

Ook is helping me with a phone call. He has played Rev William before and did a fantastic job.

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Attn: Rev Benjamin,

I will apprecaite if the head Reverend williams will call me, well the first time he called the number did not show on my phone.

Please tell him to call me,please he should call me so that i can call him with the number he called with, we are ready to finish this pyramid, but people has said this is a way to punish back people like us.

But once we agreed we will finish all arrangement, remain blessed.

WAITING.

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:40 pm

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people has said this is a way to punish back people like us

When did he get the memo?

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