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 I got a personalised hitman UPDATE: "a misunderstanding

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sunshine
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Guess I got to one of my Mugus (I know which one so he's going to get baited mercilessly) but I thought I would share this "customised" hitman letter with you.

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Mr.ethel,

a man reported you to our office here in the japan/chinese mafian branch in moscow.

that you gambled with his life and stranded him of his big transaction.a troop has also been sent and has already monitored you&your family there in the bethlehem city of the state.

they saw you but reported to me as the c.e.o.of the mafian world in the whole mafian universe.i write to inform you because they would have wasted you and the family long since 5days.but they saw how you struggle for your business but turn again to change mind about how you also endangered the life of another man.so i expect to hear from you before they execute thier deal because thier hand are froward to slash now,and there is no hiding place for you again.you better keep this secret,dont let anybody know about this be it any uniformed force or any kind of military force.

i await to hear from you,before the boys will execute thier job.


from deadbody terror.

moscow.


Obviously the Triads and Yakuza have some sort of joint venture operating out of Moscow these days.

Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Funniest crap ever!! Thank you so much for sharing that. I particularly loved:

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they saw you but reported to me as the c.e.o.of the mafian world in the whole mafian universe.


He's the head mafian of the entire MAFIAN UNIVERSE!@!!! AND THEY HAVE A CEO!!! hahahahahahhaha

You had better comply!!!
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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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dont let anybody know about this be it any uniformed force or any kind of military force.

So don't you go reporting this to the police, Army, Navy, Air Force, etc.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's funny stuff! I love it. Laughing

Good work! Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You forgot the coast guard and the boy or should I say boi scouts Laughing Great stuff the way my day is going I needed that

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If it is a personalised hitman-make sure he uses personalised bullets. Demand pics of the bullet with your name on it. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So much siggy material, so little space. I particularly like the sign off...

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from deadbody terror.
Laughing

I would reply with "Dear Mr Deadbody Terror, how are you today? May I call you Deadbody?"

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

very nice indeed

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very funny...but they never told you what their "job" they were going to execute was. You should ask them if they would like to meet for lunch to discuss this job offer. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 12:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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any uniformed force


You'd better hide from traffic wardens, postal workers and UPS then. Laughing

Actually - hiding from postal workers is not necessarily a joke. After all, that is where the expression "going postal" comes from!

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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Turns out contracting the capo di tutti cappi of the japanese/chinese/russian mafia to rub out his troublesome business colleague was just a misunderstanding due to youthful exuberance...

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good day ethel,

well i have to say i have a friend in this outfit group,i just explained to him what am passing through and what a fellow man has put me through without considering my plight.i never knew they have to go so far,u know all this kids that young blood runs in them,they never knew what is life and the consequences behind it.you just have to forget and carry-on with me,i have called them to order and have blamed them of taking such a stinky step.i will also have to assure you that,there is nothing like murdering or any sort of wasting blood.what could that be for!i wish you could just understand it so simple and forget it.they will never part us away.and have no fear okay.just tell me how we shall drag this money out and deposit into your account?and this matter will be over,i still bestow my trust on you.hope you will understand.



Thanks,



Suggestions as to the type of penance required so that I will trust him sufficiently are welcome Evil or Very Mad

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