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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The kind lady suffering from cancer who is giving all her money to me has given me the name of her barrister, who refuses to go in for the 10T modality, and has therefore insisted on a bank transfer to his bank account, held in the name of Nora xxxxx. I (my female character) pointed out to the barrister that Nora was a female name, and asked if he liked to dress up in women's clothes when he went to the bank. No answer. I wrote to the kind lady:
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Ive sent him the money, but it takes time to go through international banking procedures. Does your lawyer like to dress up in womens clothes? I ask because he has a bank account in a womans name.
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You are a Ferne woman i like you.
so you wont my father lawyer to dress like a woman be for he will go to the bank you are so Ferne.
well i went to see hem in his chamber but he was not around then called hem and tell hem that you have send hem the money for the court charge.
I'm glad I am a Ferne woman - I'd be even happier if I knew what "she" meant by this.

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've got a cancer patient. They are eh most terrible liars. mine will have to pick up her bed and walk, I'm afraid. hopefully thousand of miles.
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think that by Ferne she means funny.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^
I guess you're right. This lad's spelling is atrocious and I really have difficulty sometimes working out what he is saying.

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"You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"


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