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Jen Derbender
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

...which you are welcome to share with your lads, if they are having difficulty retreiving their money transfers. It will keep them entertained for over 20 minutes:

Online-Hold-Message

It is a mashup of a computer-generated voice, the most annoying music ever made, and a queue-position counter that behaves... strangely.

If I get any really awesome messages, I will post them. If for any reason you'd rather I send it to you than to the world, please send me the name of your lad and his phone number, and I'll try to keep those private.

Enjoy! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Where did you get that freakin' music? You are right, it is annoying! Is some of it in Japanese?
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Not Japanese, but the most annoying music I've ever heard. Horrible quality. Worse than music on ignore. After a minute I slammed my phone into my desk. I love it. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That music is horribly annoying. I could only take about 15 seconds of it. Ahhhhh Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Patr!ck Bulld0zer, alias The Bulld0zer, alias The Bullet, random hitman, may call. He wants his $1500 from a certain Zedidiah. Hoping he'll call - feel free to post it if he does.

I think a few ribs were knocked out of alignment when "the song that doesn't end" started up. I loved that song as a kid. Razz

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Any chance of making a WU customer disservice line as well? This is worse than Microsoft and Adobe combined, and I thought they were the pits.

Can't wait to send some money via Moneygram.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing I could listen to it even other 23 minutes. I guess the call center is located somewhere in China.

MoneyGram obviously serves better than my RL bank. And I'm sure my lads will be more than happy with MG services Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@thomas-the-tank: Sounds like a hell of an idea. Perhaps the time for Guantanamo-style white noise and a theremin performance has arrived.

@SomersetC: You are welcome. And I promise I will post whatever Patrick Bullshitter leaves on my lawn.

@Connie, @SB, you are most cordially welcome.

@Just Jane: I actually made that message almost a year ago... so I can't really remember where I got the music. I think I googled 'annoying' and went from there Very Happy

PS I want the 80s back, just because of your avatar.

EDIT: @Niagara: I'm glad to hear it, and hope to be of service to your lads at their earliest convenience. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice piece of work there Jen. Iím going to add the number to my faky Moneygram receipt so disgruntled lads have someone to phone to complain. Itís always good to squander ladsí phone credit. Less for them to use on real victims.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Tigbitties: Much obliged for putting it on your receipt. It's a K7 number, so all it needs to stay alive is lads a-callin'...

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My poor bleeding ears! That was horrible!
...I love it! And I'm sure so does my most recent pet who has had some problems with Moneygram lately. In fact, this thread is exactly what I needed. I was running out of time wasters and excuses, but now I know that my lad has a good reason to send yet another email. Thank you, Jen.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Cyric: You are most welcome. Have another bear on me.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dude that was...the most horrific and annoying crap I have ever heard. My ears are bleeding so bad I swear I am having an ear-period

And I thought calling DMV was already bad!!

Nice work dude!! Twisted Evil Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 3:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jen Derbender - This is truly horrible! The lads' one brain cell will explode. clapping clapping clapping LOL_sign

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am doing my best to listen to this. But, OMG. The music is horrid and yet I love it! I literally LOL'd when I heard the position in the queue increases! At one point, you actually get down to #1 in the queue and then... you are suddenly #11 and then #47!! Too damn funny! I listened to the whole thing. Yes, I am a knucklehead. "This is the song that doesn't end...".

Not that it wasn't funny enough, imagine a lad listening to the whole thing and at the very end, getting a message that all available agents are busy -- please leave a message after the beep. hehehe. Cruel enough, ya think?

This has reminded me that I really need to lengthen my K7 greeting. A mere one minute message is just too damn wimpy. I need to do a "Thank you for calling Moses xxxxxxx. That is M as is multimedia, O as in oceanograghy..."

I agree that a WU version would be most welcomed.

Thanks, Jen!

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Aye yai yai!

I'm now going to have to advance one of my baits to the MG stage!

EDITED TO ADD: I'm still listening to this! I think though that you might be overplaying your hand with that queue postion of 47.

clapping

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hell, I sit and listened to the whole thing and am still laughing my ass off This is great. That will be the number they are directed to from now on.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Barry Kelly wrote:
I think though that you might be overplaying your hand with that queue postion of 47


And you don't think playing "The Song That Never Ends" three times was overplaying my hand? Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Now that was a nice touch, that song that never ends!

I listened to it all the way thru, and then listened again.

I know just the lad to direct this one to. I'll give you the heads up when he's about ready to strike.

EDITED TO ADD: feel free to publicly post the audio of the lad that I PM'd you about.

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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 7:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I do hope the WU version fades in and out, the playback speed goes up and down and is as crackly and hissy as hell.
Then it'll be just like the real thing. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Loved this message .. you forgot to shut down the mike .. I could hear someone cracking up during the chinese-like bits Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@dutchbait: that laughter is on the original. Someone else felt the same way about that music as I do... Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 7:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My poor lad has been having some problems getting his money so I've passed on the number


Thank you

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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Any way of getting that audio online? I'll go to great lengths for a good larf, but a call to UK.....geez, I dunno.

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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jellyroll, if you feel like you want to punish yourself I can give you my Flextel number. It's UK and expensive and the longish outgoing message isn't too funny. At least my lads never told they had a good laugh listening to it Confused Though you might have more sense of humour than my lads have Laughing

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