Lagos Airport Hotel FAQs (from the actual website)

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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:29 am

I'm not certain, but I'm pretty sure this is a real site. Here are a few of the actual FAQs:

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Q. What does your buffet look like?
A. We have five (5) different types of buffet based on their prices. Each of them is typed-written for guests on request.

Q. Do you give discount (either on Food, Halls and Accommodation)?
A. We give discount only on Halls and Rooms at the management�s discretion.

Q. Are you on-line? What of cyber caf� and others?
A. We presently have a Business Centre with a CyberCafe facility. The InternetAccess project for our Rooms and Function Halls was recently commenced and we hope to have this completed before the end of 2005.

Q. Do you have computers and televisions for guest use in the halls?
A. Guest are allowed to bring their computers and TVs.

Q. How about your security?
A. Effective.

Q. Do you have a Chinese Restaurant in the hotel?
A. Yes

Q. How good and fast is your laundry services?
A. It depends on how soon you want your clothes, the laundry people are very efficient.

And my personal favorite ... Shocked