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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:46 pm

I slapped my lad L0fty for not writing for a while and he sent me this gem

Quote:

HELLO SIR,
> HOW ARE YOU DOING HOPE YOU ARE ALRITGHT? SIR FOR SOME TIME NOW THERE IS
> LIGHT OFF IN THE AREA WHICH I AM BUT NOW THERE IS LIGHT.

This is from the same lad that told me he couldn't get out of the camp at Christmas because the refugees all run away so they lock them in.

He's always good for a laugh. Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:52 pm

^^^are you sure you're not baiting Jesus Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 52

ROFL

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:00 pm

You could burn in hell for this Bella

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:40 pm

I love baiting this guy. He comes up with the funniest things. He has now told me that he has fired his lawyer as he has found him to be dishonest and now will do the whole transaction himself.
I predict that there will be a lot of forms to fill out before we go much further.
He has been swinging since the start of December. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:57 pm

I have a lad who was lalways having his lights go out. He is in a Ghanaian refugee camp, and I presume it has a dodgey generator.

I hope it's not the same lad as he will be under a lot of pressure at the moment. Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:16 pm

My lads in a camp in Ghana too.
His names .

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:06 am

That's not the same as mine who I am team baiting him along with DoloresontheDottedLine and persephone, and we know him as Mr Tooty Frooty for his gullibility and susceptibility to auto suggestion.

Sounds as if he is in the same camp and of the same diminished intellect.

I believe my lad uses his real name to scam and have even seen mails from his brother using the same surname. I believe they originally came from the DR Congo.

If he's anything like ours, he'll be one bundle of fun.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:07 pm

I don't think that this is quite a necro ....

is this the same Lad ?.

Quote:

fromlofty >
reply-to,

He has just written to my pet elephant Shocked

with an exposed CC list that seems mainly to be baiters Laughing

IP = 41.210.6.104

Quote:

HELLO DEAR
I AM LOFTY KAMARA FROM AFRICA LIBERIA , I CAME IN RESPECT OF THE SURDEN DEATH OF MY FATHER TO DO BUSSINESS WITH YOU BECAUSE THIS IS NOT WHAT I CAN DO BY MY SELF ALL ALONE SO I URGENTLY NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE,
MY MOTHER DIED WHEN I WAS A BABY AND NOW MY FATHER IS IN THE NEXT POSITION GOING TO JOIN HIS ANCESTORS IN THE SPIRIT WORLD.
SIR BEFORE MY FATHER DIED HE GAVE TO ME SOME DOCUMENTS THAT CONSIGNING 200KG OF GOLD AND 58 PEACES OF DIAMOND SEED WITH THE SUM OF $9, 000, 000, 00 US DOLLARS (NINE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) SPENDABLE MONEY THAT HE HAD DEPOSITED IN A BANK IN ACCRA GHANA BEFORE HIS SURDEN ILLNESS THAT PUT HIM TO HIS EARLY GRAVE.
I JUST FINISHED THE FUNERAL CEREMONY OF MY LATE FATHER AND RIGHT NOW I AM IN ACCRA GHANA TO CONFIRM THE DOCUMENTS AND SEE THE PROCESS OF THE CLAIMING.
SO I WANT YOU TO BE MY FORIGN PARTNER THAT CAN BE ABLE TO RECEIVE THIS GOLD AND DIAMOND FOR ME THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY.
SO IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE INTERESTED IN HELPING ME PLEASE DO GET BACK TO ME AND YOU WILL BE HIGHLY REWARDED WITH A MINDED PERCENTAGE YOU AND I WILL AGREED ON.
THE FAMILY IS LOOKING UNTO YOU; PLEASE DO GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL.
BEST REGARD
LOFTY KAMARA.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:16 pm

Spot - you did pass that list on to a mod, didn't you? Cool

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:30 pm

^^^^ yes I did ..... and my pet elephant has replied to him.

Quote:

Bristol Zoo tm
Research Department

Bristol Zoo Gardens
Clifton, Bristol BS8 3HA
Web Site http://www.bristolzoo.org.uk/

MR LOFTY AM ELEPHANT LEARNING TO TYPE ON COMPUTER AT ZOO
MR LOFTY I NEED YOU TO BE MY FRIEND
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL

RESPOND

ANDY ELEPHANT

Elephant Intelligence - Bristol Zoo Research Department
This e-mail message is confidential and for use by the addressee only. If the message is received by anyone other than the addressee, please return the message to the sender by replying to it and then delete the message from your computer. Internet e-mails are not necessarily secure.

If he as stupid as I think, Lofty will reply.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:38 pm

^^^ do I hear the sound of Johnny Morris spinning in his grave? Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:48 pm

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I believe they originally came from the DR Congo

When a Lad used DR CONGO on a deposit form, I couldn't help bu ask:

Quote:

I took a look at the documents and I noticed two names on them - Laurent Desire (sounds like a brand of perfume) and a Dr Congo. Who's the second guy? I hope he won't turn up and cause trouble! Can you be sure of that?