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Not quite a Newb

Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Check out this one I got in my catcher account:

Dear Mister Ali Musa Hayatu Testicle

Since you mailed his to no less than 162 of us I did the math and once we divide the 35% by 162, that leaves us each with just over 11 thousand dollars, barely enough to buy a good used car. I feel personally that each of us should divide at least 50% of the take and to heck with the 5% transfer fee since I don't feel that anywhere on the planet will it cost us anywhere near that amount to transfer money. If you are paying that much to transfer money I would like to apply for the job of money tranfer agent for any and all transfers of cash coming from or going to your location. I have always known ever since visiting the "highly paid money transfer agent" or the "next of kin to a dead guy with lots of cash" booth at the Grapevine Consolidated High School career day that this was the job I was destined for. I had searched the world over for classes in either of the two and just like an epiphany from on high it has rained down unexpectadley into my very lap. Mr. Testicle, I thank you as well as the other 161 people on the mailing list for this most golden of opportunites and I feel like I am speaking not just for myself but for the rest of the crew when I say that we will do our dead level best to help you clear out this dead Chinese citizen with no known next of kin's very padded and abundant bank account and transfer it into our various countries for "investment purposes". "Investment Purposes", you crack me up. I hear what your saying, wink, wink, nod, wot! As for not leaking out information via telephone conversation might I just point out that we are way beyond that point at this point so please by all means give out your telephone number so that all of us might discreetly discuss the finer details of this transaction. Well Mr. Testicle, again we all thank you for this most golden of opportunites and we all hope collectively that we do not let you down.


Doctor "G"

I'm sure Mr. Testicle is thrilled. XD
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dunno who Doctor G is is, but he sure got balls sending that...

I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He certainly hit the spot.

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