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Jellyroll
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This has NOTHING whatever to do with spam baiting. (< which we don't bother with on our SCAM-baiting site)
It's just a really funny spam message.


From "Dinners of Death" <[email protected]>
Subject Harmful Parasites Living and Breeding In Your Stomach
Date Wed, May 7, 2008 4:42 pm
To "[email protected]" <[email protected]>

Japan refuses to accept a single export from the
United States in meat & dairy produce!

Now, what does that tell you? That Japan is
snobby? Nope! That Japan citizens hate milk and
meat? Come on, you know better than that!

What it REALLY tells you is that the Government
of Japan is on to something few (if any) people
really know about! - That our foods have been
filled with "unnatural" things that they aren't
supposed to have!

What you may not really be ready to accept is the
fact that someone IS already poisoning your mom,
your dad, your brothers and your sisters, and
your closest friends and getting away with it!

Harmful Parasites - Everybody has them. If left
to live and breed inside your stomach, small and large
intestines and colon, they will eventually cause
you to puff up, gain lots of weight, get sick more often,
and take many, many years off your life!

They use your body as a 'Food Storehouse' and so
they can live and breed by the millions. But now
it's time to flush them out and down the toilet
for good. If you don't they will just make you
fatter and much, much sicker!

Would you trust anything living in your bowels that has teeth but NO eyes?!!

Please visit us to learn more about how our food is killing us here:

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Would you trust anything living in your bowels that has teeth but NO eyes?!!


OH GOD NO!!!




But as long as it had eyes, I'd be fine.

Rolling Eyes Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Heck, I don't mind. So long as it takes out its own trash, and doesn't leave it laying around my duodenum like the the tapeworms do. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, but tape worms keep you thin, these make you put on weight.

Hmm, i wonder if "horrible little critters" is the genus, or the species?

Grrr.
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Next should very sick obese people be forced to breed tapeworms?

we could just feed them 1 then after a few weeks another it would be a bit like suicide murder of tapeworms but its all good in the end.

Which brings me to my point - the end does not justify the means - that spam is nasty.

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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's just too funny. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Check the 1908 Sears Roebuck & Co. catalog. There are LOTS of reprints available. In addition to complete $899 house kits - delivered to the railroad station closest to you - they sell capsules containing tapeworms. And, of course, capsules to kill tapeworms. I'd expect the latter cost more.

For some reason, the US Food and Drug Administration (born many years later, and now mostly out of business) took a dim view of this solution to the problem.

I expect tapeworms to make a legal reappearance before the next US election, and they're probably available right now through one of the hundreds of spams I get daily. Thumbs down

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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like my "horrible little critters" I even named one.. his name is fred.

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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmm. I thought they usually went by the name Colin (the British ones) or Colon (the Spanish ones).

The "real" name of Christopher Columbus (1451-1506), generally believed to be the discoverer of the Americas (named after his navigator, Amerigo Vespucci) was actually Christobal Colon.

(Chris had lots of names, depending upon which particular merchant or royal personage he was trying to swindle out of exploration venture capital.)

The Vikings dispute Chris' claim, citing discovery of North America 500 years earlier by Leif Eriksson. Some people will do ANYTHING to get out of York.

Check out the ads flanking the image of Chris at http://www.carnaval.com/columbus/strange.htm.

Lots of industrial-strength, nuclear-powered laxatives on the market, aren't there?

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