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Obi-Wan Knievel
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's right, we've been missing some good stupid humour recently, and cheap laughs is why I started baiting in the first place!

So here's the joke:

How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Submit your answers, or even make up your own lad joke and post it below! The winner will not only get the esteem of winning (somebody else can be the judge), but will also be eligible for a beeg sloppy kiss from Obi-Wan!

NOTE: All forum rules apply in this thread, so no racist / sexist / really graphic stuff. If you see truly offensive material here, it should be reported to Sheboppe by PM. If you post outside of the rules here, Sheboppe will beat the crap out of me for starting this thread and then tell me who you are. Then I'll find you, and I'm not a forgiving person. That said, it should be noted that lad-bashing is perfectly acceptable, and I don't think "stupid" is a race!
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mazda
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?


None, lads can't change anything.




I know its absolutely crap, but its the best I could come up with.
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

8.

(That's 1 of them, plus his 7 aliases):

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

1 lad need for light bulb change. 100 per cent risky free.
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

5:

1: The lad.
2: The internet cafe owner to provide the duff light bulb fitting in the first place...
3: The Oga to give him the format on how to do it and the initial stages....
4: The senior lad to poke him in the right direction and soak up some of the potential new light....
5: And the victim who pays him $100 for the new light bulb.

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why would a lad change a light bulb, when he could be a TWAT.
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Four.

- The Lad who contacts you to say that the lightbulb needs changing
- The Banker, who'll arrange financing for the changing of the lightbulb
- The lawyer, who'll arrange the appropriate documentation for the changing of the lightbulb
- The lawyer's secretary, who'll pick up the money sent via Western Union to pay for the changing of the lightbulb...

But then you'll be told they forgot to buy the ladder needed to change the lightbulb... please send...

So in the end the question should have read, How many lads does it take to NOT change a lightbulb?

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What do you call 100 lads at the bottom of the ocean?



A SAFARI!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What's the difference between a catfish and a Lad?

One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder - and the other's a fish.

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?

I do not know, contact my barristar at [email protected]
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The problem with the lightbulb had defiled all treatment, do not feel sorry for the lightbulb as all lightbulbs have to die someday. This one burned out after only four days. Please contact the lightbulb's barrister at [email protected].

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's a trick question. Changing a light bulb is work so they wouldn't do it anyway.
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE THE 1.00o,oooth person to change the lightbulb. Am honored to offer you 18,000,000 (eighteen million USD)

To claim you Prize please fill out following informations:

Name.................................

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Please we are entering agreement 100% confidential and risky free. Please be assured this is no illegal and am guaranteeing all payment to you,

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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lads don't need to change light bulbs. The internet cafe is bright enough, from all the monitors in the room.

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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 4:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know
but bet they could send a nice trunk box to stand on so's you could change it yourself.
For a small fee of course.

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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One.

Once he has cut down the mugu that hanged himself from shame from the light fitting and then prized the WU receipt from his hand so he can read the mtcn. Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 1:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

mzda wrote:
What do you call 100 lads at the bottom of the ocean?



A SAFARI!!!!


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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Only one, but he will require you to wire his barrister $1500 via Western Union with an MTCN in order to cover for any unforeseen costs that may occur...

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 4:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How many lads...

NONE-they're too fucking lazy!!!
One-but only if it's 100% risky free
Two-one to change it-and one to collect the WU payment for doing so
Three-one to change it, one to charge for it, and one to send the form authorising the change (RSOT inlusive)
Four-because it was a TWATLIGHT
Five-because YW and jojo told them to.





What do you call 100 lads in the ocean-shark bait.

Why were there 100 lads on the ocean floor-they were all looking for that damn Davy Jone's Trunk Box.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: Why do they bury dead lads 12' deep instead of 6'

A: Because deep down, they really are good guys.
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is great stuff! Very Happy

Q: How do you save a lad from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.

Q: Why don't lads like b**w jobs?
A: Lads don't like any job.

Q: Why do lads have red eyes after sex?
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?


The question is irrelevant. Everybody knows the internet cafe owner does it for them.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: If you have three 419 scammers buried up to their necks in sand, where's the problem?

A: You need more sand.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How many lads does it take to change a light bulb?

If the lad uses a fork and ensures that the current is live, then surely only one.

Caution: Experiment may need to be repeated ad infinitum to confirm theory.
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Since everyone else is just taking racist jokes and inserting lad, i'll do the same.



What's the difference between a park bench and a lad?
A park bench can support a family of 5.

^ Thats a low blow [sorry] ^
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