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packman
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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How meny lads does it take to reshingle a house?
it depends on how thin you slice them.

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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: What do you get when you cross a crack-whore with a lad?
A: Nothing. There are some things a crack-whore won't do.
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tomfoolery
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Joined: 04 Apr 2008
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Seven of Nine wrote:
Q: How can one fill a BMW X5 with 100 lads?

A:
Quote:
Cremate them.


Put in their typing hands

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419weasel
The great and powerful Princess Mooshka


Joined: 26 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Your lad is so hairy, he has to shave the tub after he takes a bath.

Your lad is so smelly, cats try to bury him when he goes to the beach.

Your lad is so stupid, when someone said it was chilly outside, he ran out there with a spoon.

Your lad is so nasty, the dirt from his balls would cover 1,000 acres.

Your lad is so ugly, when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.

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Trixi
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 11:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Q. How can one fill an X5 with 100 LADS?

A. Tell them there is a $1.7M prize, "100% risky free gauranted" for the first team to get 100 people in there. They'd soon find enough small bois to fit.

Of course then you'd have to fumigate your X5. But it might be worth it to see them scramble.
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Kabuto Sama
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Joined: 28 Jun 2006
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The true story behind penis dissappearings:
Two lads are waiting at a doctor's cabinet.
Sitting there, waiting, they start to make small talk. Finally, one of them asks the other why he is there. The lad says, "My penis has some large green spots all over"
The other says: "Mine too, but are red, not green"; Then he goes to see the doc.
He comes out in 5 minutes, happy and relieved. The other one asks him: "How was it?"
"Oh, it was not such a big deal. The doc just used a Kleenex and some peroxide and the spots were gone!"
The other lad goes in. The doc stares at his penis, looks again, looks trough a magnifier and then says:
"This is no good. We have to AMPUTATE!"
Scared shitless, the lad says: "But doc, the lad that was before me said you just used a Kleenex and some peroxide to fix his penis!"
Then the doc says: "Me lad, there IS a difference between LIPSTICK and GANGRENE!"

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OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!

your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad

you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way


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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A lad and a baiter are fighting in a garbage dump. Who wins?

The lad- he has the home advantage.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What's the difference between a Lad and a bucket full of shit?

The bucket.

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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 1:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A lad walks into a WU...

*crash* The door was locked!

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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 1:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why did the mugu cross the road?
To get away from the Axe Man!

Why did the mugu cross the road?
To collect his money from Western Union before Mr G0mer chopped his dollar*
*Of course, he was too late!

Why did the mugu cross the road?
To catch a bus for Chad!

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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

mzda wrote:
What do you call 100 lads at the bottom of the ocean?


A good start ??????

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This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
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packman
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Two lads are walking down the street.. one walks into a bar...the other one ducks.
I know its lame but the bright side the 2nd lad falls down a open manhole and drowns in raw sewage

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I know its lame but the bright side the 2nd lad falls down a open manhole and drowns in raw sewage


Isn't that a Lad's normal environment?

(Remember my joke about a Lad and a bucket full of shit?)

Edited because of something ChainYanker spotted... Embarassed

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"I aim to misbehave."

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Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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ChainYanker
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bucket of shot? No, I don't remember that one. Laughing

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"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Freudian slip, CY - they should be (both shit and shot).

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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ChainYanker
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Naw- waste of perfectly good bullets. They should be drowned instead (perhaps in the aformentioned bucket of excrement).

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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali

"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack

"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith

"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se

Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> pony
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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I agree about the drowning them in shit...

However - a while back I submitted an idea to Mythbusters about testing if it's possible for three people to be killed by the same bullet (quoting a scene from the third Indiana Jones movie, and citing a real-life case of a New Guinean soldier who claimed to have killed three Japanese soldiers with one round - and had witnesses). All we need are six Lads, one Luger P-08, and a Lee-Enfield rifle, and we could stage a test for each event...

Hmm - Lad Mythbusters...

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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