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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why wouldn't you through stones at a scammer riding a bike?

Could be your bike.

What's the difference between a scammer and a speed hump?

You slow down for speed humps.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

They were not racist jokes, unless you count lawyers as an ethnic group!

Damn! Sprung!

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Road kill....

Q. What's the difference between a dead goat and a dead 419er on the road?

A. There are skid marks in front of the goat.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How many 419ers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the light bulb, the other to go to Chad to find the TWAT blessed lightbulb.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How many 419ers does it take to change a light bulb?

None - they're all on Safari.

[I wish!]

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Q. What's the difference between a lad and a banjo?
A. Nobody cries when you chop up a lad.

Q. How many lads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 12. But only 1 to screw an old lady out of her life's savings.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Q. How many Lads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two - but only if the light bulb is very big and the Lads are very small.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What's the difference between a porcupine and an internet cafe?
A porcupine has its pricks on the OUTside.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 11:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ronco wrote:
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE THE 1.00o,oooth person to change the lightbulb. Am honored to offer you 18,000,000 (eighteen million USD)

To claim you Prize please fill out following informations:

Name.................................

Age..................................

Occupation..............................

Phone/Fax number......................

Bank INfo....................................

Please we are entering agreement 100% confidential and risky free. Please be assured this is no illegal and am guaranteeing all payment to you,
Whatever kudos is going for the best answer, I think ronco should get it.

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: How can you tell when a lad is lying?
A: His fingers are moving.

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ i vote for weasy! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

where's the bank of lads located?
- in the Guyman Islands.

where do the lads do their internet sports betting?
- at ladbrokes.com (FYI, it's a real website and has nothing to do with 419ers. maybe they could use a better name Very Happy)
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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Q. How many lads does it take to change a light bulb?

A. As many as possible if it keeps them out of the internet cafe.

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A catcher lad, oga, document forger and fake website maker are in a car. Who drives?

The EFCC officer.

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A catcher lad, oga, document forger and fake website maker are in a car that drives over a cliff. What's the problem here?

There was space for at least two more.

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: How many lads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. But don't ask me how they got in there.

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Q. Why will a leech never attach itself to a lad and try to suck his blood?

A. Professional courtesy

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 11:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What do you call a lad with a new bike....... THIEF!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 11:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How do they say "fuck you" in Nigeria?
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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: How can one fill a BMW X5 with 100 lads?

A:
Quote:
Cremate them.

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seven of Nine wrote:
Q: How can one fill a BMW X5 with 100 lads?

A:
Quote:
Cremate them.

USE A FOOD PROSSESSOR

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why should you put a lad into a wood chipper feet first?
so you can watch their expression on the face.

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: How do you address a lad in a suit and tie?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 1:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Which is the odd one out - dragon, griffin, honest Lad, unicorn?

None - they're all mythical.

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How many lads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Our lads are broke, and lightbulbs cost them money.

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