ANOTHER TWAT!! Pyramid Pics- Stay tuned 4 Induction Ceremony

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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:37 pm

Man, we have some really faithful members here. This is just pleasing to me. Soon, there will be more TWATs in Nigeria than we shall ever be able to house. This guy, Moses, was part of the original ASEM that went out around two months ago. WELL, he neglected to contact me until last week. This was quite a shame, as we had already found another TWAT to work in Nigeria. But, YW, Prof and I are nice guys, so we did what we could to make sure this TWAT was cared for. I pulled some strings and I allowed him to join. Laughing

This guy is straight up pimpin' in his pics. It's a good thing he has that cane, because his back will be sore after he (re)builds the monument of faith. He recontacted me last week. Within 7 days he built this:

Here is the full sized pic:

http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Moses/MONUMENT_OF_FAITH.jpg

While I am impressed that this was done in only one week, it is NOT large enough. We have politely asked that he just add to it. I mean, this is a symbol of his faith. Is his faith really so shaky?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:45 pm

You will also notice that the "pyramid" is only two dimensional. This will not do since the pyramid construction manual is very specific on how the base must be laid out. This guy will seriously need to reconsider his monument of faith.

It's nice to see that he got the Brown Eye correct though.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:47 pm

When will his sojourn in the wilderness begin?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:48 pm

This was the obvious response to that pyramid:

Quote:

Greetings brother! This is a very good start. However, I talked with Reverend William and he said that it needs to be a little bigger. Take a look at the attached photo. That is about the height that it needs to be. And the base needs to be a perfect square. The width you have looks most excellent. But it needs to be that wide all the way around. It won't take much time, I am sure. Reverend Phystme said that if this is going to be our SECOND pyramid there, it has to be greater in size than anything we have ever done. Remember, I really had to work to get you as a member in Nigeria, since it took you so long to get back with us.

We are very pleased with the timely manner in which you are working. This is incredible! We are so glad to have you. Just make that pyramid bigger and you are in great shape. Your grant is just around the corner.

I mean, we are doing him a huge favour. It was his fault he took so long.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Bola Sholas wearing Adamus top Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:51 pm

Jojo, you need to add a pyramid icon to your signature now.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:06 pm

Congrats Jojo on finding yet another TWAT out there Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I want the white clown outfit he's wearing. Could you have him send me that outfit as a token of his faith? That's one sweet outfit!

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:15 pm

You know, it gives me a special feeling to see TWAT spread with such vigour. Laughing

Don't tell me there will be another user in the only cyber cafe along hospital road coming along shortly Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:28 pm

Well, the fact that we know so much about Abeche now is a huge plus. I have a feeling we will find out even more. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Agreed as to the size and dimension of his twat -- needs to be much bigger and wider.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:39 pm

(to his mate): "Yes, that's all we do. Get a few hundred sacks, fill them with earth, pile them up, and we're rich. It'll be one day's work max". By the state of his clothing, I'd say the little guy there did most of the work.

Either he's about 8 feet tall, or his mate's a midget. Where do they get all those sacks, for christ's sake? Laughing

It's in his interest to rebuild it. After all, it's him who has to climb up it.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:36 pm

Quote:

Where do they get all those sacks, for christ's sake?

That's what I always wonder when I look at these things. This is the lamest pyramid yet. Sickening.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:11 pm

I lke his wife's headress. I think she may spark a new TWATish fashion.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:45 pm

This TWAT pyramid is my PC background image right now. Their proud faces are so delightful, they have achieved something so important in their dirty little ugly stinky scamming lives Laughing

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:38 am

Good news!

Quote:

DEAR BENJAMIN,

I HAVE RECIEVED YOUR MAIL,I WILL TRY MY BEST TO MAKE IT BIGGER AS THE REV DIRECTED.I WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I FINISHED BUILDING,GOD BLESS YOU.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:58 am

The white clown outfit is wonderful...HOWEVER tell the miserable sod to SMILE when he is wearing it!! Laughing

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:35 pm

Quote:

Your grant is just around the corner.

Does that mean he has to go on safari - I mean pilgrimage for it? Laughing

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:03 pm

Of course not. It's a holy journey, not a pilgrimage. Laughing

We'll find somewhere nice, don't you worry.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 21 Apr 2008 Posts: 10

you should take him into the middle of the desert where you tell him he will have a visit from the lord who will give him a task *Build a bigger pyramid*

it should be somwhere really remote

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:10 pm

BTW - I think that one reason that a pyramid should be rebuilt is if it's made from sacks with the brand name clearly visible. What sort of Holy Aura can sacred pyramid have with business logos all over it?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Mar 2008 Posts: 33

You should send them on a journey to rescue two TWAT members from The Hand in Abeche.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:30 pm

^^^

I like that!

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:36 pm

I like it too.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 12:59 am

I like that, too! Hahahaha, that is brilliant! Get the TWAT on the road to rescue the two dusty stinking TWATs from the Hand of Doom, hahahaha!

Jojo, nice work!

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