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sickofcrapmail
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This came into my spam trap.... Note the bit in red. Had to share it.

From: Mr.Barker Ronald
Armor Security Vault and Finance Company;
Manchester M27 5FX,
United Kingdom.

ATTN.Sir,Ma

This is to inform you that your funds of Ten Million United States Dollars (US$10,000.000.00 MILLION) has been approved for immediate transfer to your account. For the purpose of clarification, you are advised to reconfirm your Full Names, Direct Telephone Numbers, Physical Address with Zip Code so that there will be no error during the transfer of the funds to you in your account or country of residence. Your quick response will be highly appreciated.

HOWEVER ,WE WANT USE THIS TIME TO LET YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE ALIVE OR NOT BECAUSE A LETTER CAME TO US THAT YOU ARE SICK.

Thanks as we await your prompt response.
Faithfully yours,

From: Mr.Barker Ronald
Armor Security Vault and Finance Company;
Manchester M27 5FX, United Kingdom


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him you are not sure if you are dead or not, but you will have a doctor check you. Then, the next email, tell him the doctor is not sure either, because you are breathing, but you have no heartbeat. And is it ok for a person in your condition proceed with a business transaction? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ "...you are breathing, but you have no heartbeat..." Shocked Laughing that'll definitely confuse the lad!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe having a safe dropped on you by incompetent bank robbers rendered you temporarily brain dead, but despite now having severe mental side effects, you wish to continue your transaction to get the fund.

You can insert "Fuck you" or other obscene insults in your emails to him with impunity. Blame your illness which causes you to curse randomly. You apologize. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^Yep, nothin' like a good ole case of Tourette's Syndrome to excuse the public f-bombs... Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I sent this email to him this morning. I'll let you know if he responds. Very Happy
Quote:
Dear Mr. Barker Ronald,

I received this letter a couple of days ago, and was very surprised.
Why would I be getting 10 million dollars, and who is the money from?
Please let me know, ok? You asked me if I was alive or not, so I went
to my doctor to make sure, as I'm very old, and sometimes I'm not sure
myself. He told me that I was breathing well, and I had normal
brainwaves, but he couldn't hear my heartbeat. I'm going back for
more tests tomorrow. If he determines that I'm dead, does that mean I
will not get the money?

Regards,
Dana Scully

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Some good ideas on "dead OR alive" modalities can be found in this thread...
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=131853

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Apparently, it doesn't matter if I'm dead or not....as he responded to my silly email. Laughing
Quote:
ATTN: DANA SCULLY

THANKS FOR YOUR QUICK RESPOND. I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE WORKING ON YOUR FILE, SO AS SOON AS WE ARE THROUGH WITH IT WE WILL LET YOU KNOW ON HOW YOUR FUND WILL BE TRANSFER TO YOU. BUT BEFORE THAT WE WANT YOU TO FILL THIS FORM AND SEND IT BACK TO US, SO THAT WE CAN CROSS CHECK WITH THE FILE WE HAVE HERE IN OUR OFFICE, TO AVOID MAKING MISTAKE.
blah, blah, blah...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I actually had one lad going for quite a while by telling him that my doctor was not sure whether I was alive or not, he had to order more tests, blah blah blah. It went for several rounds of emails befire he finally dumped me. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I'll send him one of those flipped or upsidedown, or both! emails.
One will be the flipped information he wanted, and the other will be an upsidedown doctor's test results. I'll ask him to read it, and tell me if I'm dead or not, as my glasses broke today. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

nothin' like a good ole case of Tourette's Syndrome

Has anyone tried that over the phone with these lads?
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