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ChainYanker
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's always hard to tell what my newest beau, "Babelfish-is-your-friend" , is talking about. In the story below I think, let me see, there's someone called Natasha, and her husband called Vasily, and Vasiliy's an alcoholic, and... uh... they broke up. Unpleasantly. Or something.
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I had on work to see a unpleasant case. It happens in many countries and cities
of our world, but I can tell it to you. Very pleasant nurse works for us at which houses
of a problem with the husband. Their relations have developed after a marriage not so
well and after she had to give birth to the child, their relations only were complicated
also distances an appreciable crack in their relations. This the nurse
call Natasha, and husband Vasily. This Vasily anywhere does not work
also our dear employee Natasha very much suffers because of it. And
today when Vasily has come on work in a state of intoxication, started
to demand money that, he could calm the thirst one more bottle of an
alcoholic drink. But our Natasha on all egos of the requirement to
give him of money has refused. And this the man I do not have words
such as I could name him Was threw on the wife and started to beat our
kind and good Natasha. We the female collective of hospital had late
time, therefore Natasha has received some serious traumas from the
husband. And when there has arrived police to take away Vasily his
wife Natasha has run out and has risen before a policeman that they
could not take away his husband. I recollect it with a pain. I very
much understand Natasha, she loved the husband and could do nothing
with it. While her husband used her. I against such relations. I
think, that it is very bad when the husband in a similar way uses the
wife for the similar purposes. Natasha for its love is very a pity to
me. She sincerely likes and does not notice bad things which her
husband does.


And to top it off, Kristy assures me that
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I shall never ask your money

Like I'd ever suspect her of something like that. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

yeah, well, it's a common story...
edited to add: whether her's is real or not, unfortunately it is a common scenario

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pure poetry.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd say she is a keeper... you know you will never have to send her money... she told you so...

As to the stories, well... if you truly love her, you will appreciate the corky stories Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh my word!!!! Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Be sure that all of your responses are run through BabelFish two or three times!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

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