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 He's calling me 'mum'!

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blueberry_danish
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Joined: 23 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm on my first ever bait after spending a while reading these forums Smile It's good fun!

My character has agreed to help some aspiring rap artist in his efforts to get a recording contract he's been offered in my 'state of residence.' Since my character is in Copenhagen, it's quite inspiring that some random recording studio in "Demark" (sic) has offered a Nigerian rap artist a contract. I'm sure there's a market for it somewhere...?

Anyway, he's started calling me 'ma' and, worse, 'mummy.'

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Dear Mummy A5tr1d 0l5en Ma


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you are now my mother, ma.


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i will do every thing you ask son to do for you, ma i promise i will never fail you.


Twenty-one years old with a twenty-four year old son. I'm sure this is some kind of medical first...!
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Aw, that's sooo cuuuteee xD

So now that you're his mother, you can slap him pretty hard!!! In fact, you must ground him for something, hehe...

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duckquack
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't acknowledge him!

He'll hit you up for 16 years back allowance (pocket money) if you do!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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See if I was in your blood
Then you wouldn't be so ugly

Tell him straight Smile

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As I got called Mum too.

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Dear Mum,
Please permit me if I address you as mum in this mail cause you are a mum indeed to me. However, thanks for your mail and the kind interest, attention and Godly intention in stretching forth your two arms towards rescueing me out of this ugly situation that had befallen on me so sudden.


I had to tell him the facts:

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I am not your "Mum". I'm 23 today (big party tonight with lots of friends). I don't know how old you are but I'm not going to be your "mother figure"!


[For the full bait see http://www.scamorama.com/eliza_dane_gbenga_williams.html]

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my lads has been calling me "Mother" for a while now. Since my character is 83 years old and such a sweet, old lady, I let him.

It's gonna suck for him once she turns evil - which will happen as soon as he stops amusing me Laughing

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