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Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Location: A dane in Australia.
Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:54 am
I'm on my first ever bait after spending a while reading these forums It's good fun!
My character has agreed to help some aspiring rap artist in his efforts to get a recording contract he's been offered in my 'state of residence.' Since my character is in Copenhagen, it's quite inspiring that some random recording studio in "Demark" (sic) has offered a Nigerian rap artist a contract. I'm sure there's a market for it somewhere...?
Anyway, he's started calling me 'ma' and, worse, 'mummy.'
Dear Mummy A5tr1d 0l5en Ma
you are now my mother, ma.
i will do every thing you ask son to do for you, ma i promise i will never fail you.
Twenty-one years old with a twenty-four year old son. I'm sure this is some kind of medical first...!
Ulquiorra Schiffer Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Mar 2008
Location: Hueco Mundo
Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:21 am
Aw, that's sooo cuuuteee xD
So now that you're his mother, you can slap him pretty hard!!! In fact, you must ground him for something, hehe...
_________________ Cuatro Esupada: Urukiora Shifa
duckquack Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Sep 2007
Location: Bay Area, CA
Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:32 am
Don't acknowledge him!
He'll hit you up for 16 years back allowance (pocket money) if you do!
- Alfar takes a weekend break in Benin "i will see i can go to the police to sleep hence i have no mouch money with me"
My wife accident was fatal and her condition was critical, and she can't even stand up now - Rev. D Smith
Doodle Bug Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:59 am
Kid Creole & The Coconuts
See if I was in your blood
Then you wouldn't be so ugly
Tell him straight
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok.
Yastreb Demented Opportunist
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Location: Leading my wolf pack
Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:19 am
As I got called Mum too.
Please permit me if I address you as mum in this mail cause you are a mum indeed to me. However, thanks for your mail and the kind interest, attention and Godly intention in stretching forth your two arms towards rescueing me out of this ugly situation that had befallen on me so sudden.
I had to tell him the facts:
I am not your "Mum". I'm 23 today (big party tonight with lots of friends). I don't know how old you are but I'm not going to be your "mother figure"!
_________________ I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
"I aim to misbehave."
x5 x2 x 180
x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
Worf Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:35 pm
One of my lads has been calling me "Mother" for a while now. Since my character is 83 years old and such a sweet, old lady, I let him.
It's gonna suck for him once she turns evil - which will happen as soon as he stops amusing me
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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