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Slightlyoutofit
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just when you think they can't screw up the English language any more than they've already done....

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LIFE IS TERRIBLE FOR ME NOW I FEEL LIKE GO DICK A HOLE AND SWALLOW MYSELF



Jesus help us all. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing priceless!!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's some great sig material right there!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's the Charles Bukowski of ladland... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

~ Slightlyoutofit,

Tell him you know someone who will pay well for pics and video!!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad is on the edge.

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IT REALLY DISTABLISE ME TOTALY


I swear. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I needed that laugh. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

HAHAHAHAH Those are great, Slightly. You're right, you couldn't make it up as well if you tried. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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LIFE IS TERRIBLE FOR ME NOW I FEEL LIKE GO DICK A HOLE AND SWALLOW MYSELF


Robin Williams on a serious coke binge couldn't have come up with a funnier line!. Laughing Shocked Laughing

BTW, SOOI, you forgot to put the coffee/keyboard warning up first. Should I bill you, or will you be using WU? Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm having a really hard time picturing how a lad can do that to himself. The horror!! Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What on earth did you do to this lad, to cause him so much despair?

Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I'm getting some very disturbing mental images here.

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